Best "Married With Children" Episodes

by VlVlVl | created - 31 Jan 2012 | updated - 2 weeks ago | Public

My favourite episodes from "Married With Children".

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1. Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode: 976-SHOE (1989)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

Al decides to open a shoe emergency hot-line with help from Steve in the form of a $50,000 loan. But typically, Al's get-rich-quick scheme backfires when nobody phones in. When Marcy gives ... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse

Votes: 519

9/10.

Season 4, Episode 8.

Al: I came home. How good could it have been?

2. Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode: You Better Shop Around: Part 1 (1991)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

Al cannot afford to buy an air conditioner for the hot summer. After an attempt to install an old experimental model, (which results in a neighborhood blackout) Al moves his family into the... See full summary »

Director: Linda Day | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 498

8+/10.

Season 5, Episode 21.

3. Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode: Buck Can Do It (1987)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

Al is loath to have Buck the dog neutered despite being threatened with lawsuits from numerous neighbors regarding Buck's "nocturnal carnal activities" resulting in "stupid, ugly puppies" ... See full summary »

Director: Linda Day | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse

Votes: 482

8+/10.

Season 2, Episode 4.

4. Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode: Where's the Boss? (1987)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

The near death of the playboy owner of Al's shoe store starts Al wondering why he's never visited the store. Feeling unappreciated Al decides to take drastic action.

Director: Linda Day | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse

Votes: 493

8+/10.

Season 1, Episode 12.

5. Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode: What Goes Around Came Around (1990)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

Al is all excited when he's asked to speak at his high school reunion dance at Polk High. At the dance, while Al rambles on and on about the unhappily married man, Peggy finds herself being... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 429

8/10.

Season 4, Episode 18.

Kelly: The prostitution rests. Kelly: Let me tell you the difference between men and women: we're liars and you're all idiots.

6. Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode: And Baby Makes Money (1990)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

After Al's bachelor uncle dies, he leaves $500,000 to the first of his relatives to produce a newborn baby named after him. Al overcomes his usual aversion to sex with Peg. Unknown to him, ... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 397

8/10.

Season 5, Episode 11.

7. Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode: Kelly Bounces Back (1990)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

Now an aspiring model, Kelly invents a maneuver called "The Bundy Bounce" for her first audition as spokesperson for the new Allente car. But Bud's big mouth gives the idea to another model... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 465

8/10.

Season 5, Episode 6.

8. Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode: Do Ya Think I'm Sexy (1990)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

When Al moves a sofa off a neighbor's lawn without a shirt on, he unexpectedly gains a reputation as a "stud" among the neighborhood women. Uplifted, he starts taking showers and wearing ... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 434

8/10.

Season 5, Episode 9.

Al: I'm married... with children.

9. Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode: Here's Looking at You, Kid (1989)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

When a serial peeper is on the loose, Al makes the ultimate sacrifice to alleviate Peggy's despair about being the only one not fall victim. Bud must tutor Kelly so she can pass to the next... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse

Votes: 419

8/10.

Season 3, Episode 22.

Al: Could you show us what he saw?

10. Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode: Rain Girl (1990)

TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy

Kelly chooses to be a weather girl rather than go to school which makes the Bundy's happy since she'll be making more money than Al.

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse

Votes: 402

8/10.

Season 4, Episode 21.

11. Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode: Buck the Stud (1991)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

A man offers the Bundy's $10,000 if Buck will breed with his champion dog, Lady Bird. So, Al has to coach Buck into knowing the varieties of breeding with other dogs the proper way. But ... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 371

8/10.

Season 5, Episode 25.

12. Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode: Just Married... with Children (1988)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

While secretly going through Steve and Marcy's mail, Al and Peggy fill out an application to a TV game show called "How Do I Love Thee" where the objective is a Bundy natural: surviving ... See full summary »

Director: Linda Day | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse

Votes: 516

8/10.

Season 2, Episode 20.

13. Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode: Fair Exchange (1989)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

The Bundys' latest money making scam is to host a foreign exchange student in their garage. But the French beauty proves to be so popular that she ends up stealing all of Kelly's boyfriends.

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse

Votes: 545

8/10.

Season 4, Episode 6.

14. Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode: Eatin' Out (1989)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

The Bundy's go out to a fancy restaurant to spend a great windfall, an inheritance check for $237 from a late uncle of Peggy's. But it becomes apparent that the fine dining in public is not... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse

Votes: 483

8/10.

Season 3, Episode 11.

15. Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode: One Down, Two to Go (1990)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

Tired of Al escorting her dates out through the doorway, "grown-up" Kelly gets her own apartment.

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 387

8/10.

Season 5, Episode 10.

16. Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode: Yard Sale (1990)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

Peggy will buy anything at a yard sale, so when she brings home a boar's head, there's no more room in the garage to put it. So, Al decides enough is enough and he decides to have his own ... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 400

8/10.

Season 4, Episode 23.

17. Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode: You Gotta Know When to Fold Them: Part 2 (1990)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

With Al and the kids discovering that Peggy took all the money, they go to Vegas where both Peggy and Marcy are broke and need a way to come up with money.

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse

Votes: 408

8/10.

Season 4, Episode 17.

18. Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode: Sixteen Years and What Do You Get (1987)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

It's the Bundys' 16th wedding anniversary. Al plans to buy Peggy a very fancy watch, but unfortunately, his credit card gets declined. Dare he show up at the party without a present?

Director: Linda Day | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse

Votes: 552

8/10.

Season 1, Episode 6.

Al: "My Partner. My Wife. My Life". My God.

19. Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode: It's a Bundyful Life Part 2 (1989)

TV-PG | 60 min | Comedy

His guardian angel decides pay Al a visit and shows him what life is like without him born. The Jablonskys are a perfect family and The Rhoades are more like the Bundys except without Al.

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse

Votes: 485

8/10.

Season 4, Episode 12.

20. Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode: Have You Driven a Ford Lately (1987)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

Al and Steve buy a beat up Ford Mustang off of one of Kelly's boyfriends. Soon they form a tight friendship while fixing it up like new. The only problem is they are neglecting their wives ... See full summary »

Director: Linda Day | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse

Votes: 557

8/10.

Season 1, Episode 5.

Steve: Come on, honey. After all, I was a guy before I met you. Al: We'll pretend these are our mothers.

*Steppenwolf - Born To Be Wild*

21. Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode: Married... with Who (1991)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

After a drinking binge at a bankers party, Marcy discovers herself to be married to a mysterious hunk named Jefferson D'Arcy, whom Al unearths as a gigolo and con artist. To make Marcy feel... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 413

8/10.

Season 5, Episode 12.

22. Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode: My Mom, the Mom (1989)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

Kelly invites Peggy to her school as part of a presentation for career day.

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse

Votes: 422

8/10.

Season 3, Episode 12.

23. Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode: Oldies But Young 'Uns (1991)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

Al is haunted by a tune on the radio he can hum but not name, and he gets no help from Peggy or the D'Arcy's. Al similarly haunts Kelly's new boyfriend, Vinnie Verducci, the son of his ... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 446

8/10.

Season 5, Episode 17.

24. Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode: Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me (1989)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

After Kelly gets in trouble at school, the only way she can get out of punishment if she joins the school's tap-dance club.

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse

Votes: 510

-8/10.

Season 3, Episode 13.

Al: You're looking less ugly tonight.

25. Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode: Dump of My Own (1989)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

Al decides to build a spare bathroom when the upstairs toilet floods one too many times.

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse

Votes: 443

-8/10.

Season 3, Episode 5.

26. Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode: Peggy Loves Al - Yeah, Yeah, Yeah (1988)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

On Valentines Day, Kelly hauls in a load of Valentines, while Steve plans to give Marcy a trip to Hawaii. When Marcy finds out from Peggy, she plans to give Steve his Valentine present by ... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse

Votes: 435

-8/10.

Season 2, Episode 17.

Al: How come, when I said "Hi Bud", he said "I don't need your pity!". Al: Witholding sex from me, Peg? Oh, no!

27. Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode: Poppy's by the Tree: Part 2 (1987)

TV-PG | 60 min | Comedy

After a hair-raising encounter with the maniac, Al decides to get the family out of town. But they realize that they are trapped at the motel by a storm and the locals are unwilling to help... See full summary »

Director: Linda Day | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse

Votes: 511

-8/10.

Season 2, Episode 2.

28. Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode: Poppy's by the Tree: Part 1 (1987)

TV-PG | 60 min | Comedy

The Bundys take a vacation to near-beautiful Dumpwater, Florida and stay in a cut-rate motel where an ax murderer that hates tourists, shows up every five years since 1967, and redneck ... See full summary »

Director: Linda Day | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse

Votes: 538

-8/10.

Season 2, Episode 1.

29. Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode: But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy (1987)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

There has been a rash of burglaries in the area, and the Rhodes' house is robbed and Al's car stereo is ripped off, both families seek alternatives: Steve and Marcy buy a guard dog that won't stop barking, and Al purchases a fire arm. One fateful night, the two methods of home defense butt heads, and it's not a pretty picture.

Director: Linda Day | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse

Votes: 607

-8/10.

Season 1, Episode 3.

Al: Naaaah, just going to have a little sex with the wife. What the heck, there's always next month.

30. Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode: The Great Escape (1988)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

The Bundy's stay at the shoe store after their house is tented for termites. A grounded Kelly plots to escape and go to a rock concert.

Director: Linda Day | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse

Votes: 459

-8/10.

Season 2, Episode 18.

Bud: Ciao, baby! Al: Suicide, reason.

31. Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode: He Thought He Could (1988)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

Al discovers a library book that was due in 1957. He must return it to the library and face up to his worst childhood fear: the librarian.

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse

Votes: 554

-8/10.

Season 3, Episode 1.

32. Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode: The Computer Show (1989)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

The Bundys buy a computer, which serves no purpose other than a hat rack. But what nobody knows is that the computer can talk. But only to Al.

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse

Votes: 418

-8/10.

Season 3, Episode 20.



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