Worst Movies of the 2000s
by The_Listener_Canon | created - 14 Jul 2011 | updated - 5 months ago | Public2000: 2 2001: 0* 2002: 1 2003: 4 2004: 8 2005: 5.5 2006: 7.5 2007: 10.5** 2008: 9.5 2009: 1
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1. Zombie Nation (2004)
R | 81 min | Horror
A psychotic police officer who murders his female arrestees gets what's coming to him when a horde of zombified women rise from their graves to seek revenge.
Director: Ulli Lommel | Stars: Gunter Ziegler, Brandon Dean, Axel Montgomery, Phil Lander
Votes: 8,294
2. Dark Harvest II: The Maize (2004)
R | 100 min | Horror
A father's psychic abilities are put to the test when his two daughters are trapped inside of a corn maze haunted by the spirits of two young girls who disappeared a year earlier.
Director: Bill Cowell | Stars: Bill Cowell, Kelleigh Murray, Alyssa Cowell, Elena Pezzino
Votes: 2,745
3. Zombiez (2005 Video)
R | 83 min | Horror
A woman finds herself on the run from the living dead. Her friends are being slaughtered and she can find no help. Will she survive or will she too fall victim to the Zombiez?
Director: Zachary Snygg | Stars: Jenicia Garcia, Jackeem Sellers, Randy Clarke, Raymond Spencer
Votes: 515
4. Vampire Dentist (2006 Video)
Not Rated | 90 min | Comedy, Horror
After two new bumbling young dentists partner with a 'night-only' dentist, the staff and clients from the two different 'lifestyles' clash.
Director: Christine Whitlock | Stars: James Patrick Pettitt, Trevor Crane, David Squires, Rozz Woodcock
Votes: 96
5. Diary of a Cannibal (2007 Video)
R | 81 min | Crime, Horror
They met on the Internet. They fell in love. They drove to the desert and stopped at an abandoned warehouse. They wandered inside. Inside they found unspeakable horror. Only one of them ... See full summary »
Director: Ulli Lommel | Stars: Trevor Parsons, Jillian Swanson, Michael Barbour, Danielle Petty
Votes: 882
6. Disaster Movie (2008)
PG-13 | 87 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Over the course of one evening, an unsuspecting group of twenty-somethings find themselves bombarded by a series of natural disasters and catastrophic events.
Directors: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer | Stars: Carmen Electra, Vanessa Lachey, Nicole Parker, Matt Lanter
Votes: 94,516 | Gross: $14.19M
7. Bloody Murder (2000 Video)
R | 88 min | Drama, Horror, Thriller
Plans for a summer filled with fun and romance turn to terror for a group of young counselors.
Director: Ralph E. Portillo | Stars: Jessica Morris, Peter Guillemette, Patrick Cavanaugh, Crystalle Ford
Votes: 1,923
8. Titanic: The Legend Goes On... (2000)
Not Rated | 90 min | Animation, Family, Fantasy
A Cinderella meets her Prince Charming on the ill-fated Titanic. Along for the ride are a rapping dog, other talking animals, and an assortment of wacky humans.
Director: Camillo Teti | Stars: Lisa Russo, Mark Thompson-Ashworth, Gisella Mathews, Silva Belton
Votes: 9,629
9. The Master of Disguise (2002)
PG | 80 min | Adventure, Comedy, Family
An Italian waiter fights off a criminal mastermind with his inherited powers of disguise.
Director: Perry Andelin Blake | Stars: Dana Carvey, Jennifer Esposito, Harold Gould, James Brolin
Votes: 27,249 | Gross: $40.36M
10. Gold Diggers (2003)
PG-13 | 90 min | Comedy, Crime
A pair of losers marry two elderly sisters, thinking they'll inherit their fortune and Beverly Hills estate.
Director: Gary Preisler | Stars: Will Friedle, Chris Owen, Louise Lasser, Renée Taylor
Votes: 2,604 | Gross: $0.53M
11. House of the Dead (2003)
R | 90 min | Action, Adventure, Horror
A group of college students travels to a mysterious island to attend a rave, which is soon taken over by bloodthirsty zombies.
Director: Uwe Boll | Stars: Jonathan Cherry, Tyron Leitso, Clint Howard, Ona Grauer
Votes: 38,544 | Gross: $10.25M
12. Leeches! (2003 Video)
R | 85 min | Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi
Common-type aquatic leeches grow to large size after feeding on steroid-laced blood of a number of college endurance swimmers, and then the nasty creatures lay siege to the entire campus for more.
Director: David DeCoteau | Stars: Matthew Twining, Josh Henderson, Stacey Nelson, Alexandra Westmore
Votes: 1,273
13. The Singing Forest (2003)
Not Rated | 95 min | Drama, Fantasy, Romance
Two lovers are killed during the Holocaust. A father moves in with his daughter and believes to be one of the reincarnated lovers. He then falls in love with her fiance who he thinks is his past life lover.
Director: Jorge Ameer | Stars: Jon Sherrin, Erin Leigh Price, Eric Morris, David Guzzone
Votes: 733
14. 666: The Demon Child (2004 Video)
R | 80 min | Horror
A mysterious egg hatches into a demon. Scientists try to find the source of the egg for fear the world will be overwhelmed by a horde of the monsters.
Director: Cary Howe | Stars: Jennifer L. Jackson, Jose Rosete, Jennie Ella Epstein, D. Dakota Denetsosie
Votes: 622
15. Daniel the Wizard (2004)
Not Rated | 81 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
Evil assassins want to kill Daniel Kublbock, the third runner up for the German Idols.
Director: Ulli Lommel | Stars: Daniel Küblböck, Ulli Lommel, Rudolf Waldemar Brem, Katja Rupé
Votes: 14,848
16. Fat Slags (2004)
75 min | Comedy
The Fat Slags from Viz hit the big time and become celebrities.
Director: Ed Bye | Stars: Fiona Allen, Sophie Thompson, Jerry O'Connell, Anthony Head
Votes: 3,979
17. In Search of the Titanic (2004)
G | 88 min | Animation, Adventure, Family
A group of friends find themselves inside a bathysphere and awake in Atlantis. With the help of the King of Atlantis, they do their best to recover the Titanic.
Director: Kim Jun Ok | Stars: Jane Alexander, Manfredi Aliquo, Rodolfo Bianchi, Fabio Boccanera
Votes: 1,855
18. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
PG | 88 min | Comedy, Family, Sci-Fi
A group of smart-talking toddlers find themselves at the center of a media mogul's experiment to crack the code to baby talk. The toddlers must race against time for the sake of babies everywhere.
Director: Bob Clark | Stars: Jon Voight, Scott Baio, Vanessa Angel, Skyler Shaye
Votes: 31,686 | Gross: $9.11M
19. Vampiyaz (2004 Video)
R | 83 min | Crime, Horror
A hip-hop, ex-con returns to his former neighborhood and must team up with a group of vampire hunter-killers to rid the area of vampires whom have taken over the area.
Director: Zachary Snygg | Stars: Richard Carroll Jr., Malik Burke, Lila Blake Palmer, Jenicia Garcia
Votes: 298
20. The Cavern (III) (2005)
R | 95 min | Drama, Horror, Mystery
In a Asian desert, a team of explorers learn of a newly discovered cave system and set out to explore it. However as soon as they begin the descent, it becomes clear that this was a secret that should have remained below the surface.
Director: Olatunde Osunsanmi | Stars: Sybil Darrow, Mustafa Shakir, Ogy Durham, Andrew Caple-Shaw
Votes: 1,749
21. Chaos (I) (2005)
Not Rated | 74 min | Horror, Thriller
Two teenage girls on a mission to find drugs at a rave get more than they bargained for. One is sexually assaulted and they are both tortured in horrific ways. The attackers seek refuge in the parents' of one of the victims' homes.
Director: David DeFalco | Stars: Kevin Gage, Sage Stallone, Kelly K.C. Quann, Maya Barovich
Votes: 2,283
22. Green River Killer (2005 Video)
R | 83 min | Crime, Horror
Along twenty years, the deranged serial-killer Gary Ridgway has killed at least forty-eight prostitutes and dumped their bodies in Green River.
Director: Ulli Lommel | Stars: George Kiseleff, Jacquelyn Aurora, Georgie Donovan, Shannon Leade
Votes: 1,005
23. Son of the Mask (2005)
PG | 94 min | Comedy, Family, Fantasy
Tim Avery, an aspiring cartoonist, finds himself in a predicament when his dog stumbles upon the mask of Loki. Then after conceiving an infant son "born of the mask", he discovers just how looney child raising can be.
Director: Lawrence Guterman | Stars: Jamie Kennedy, Traylor Howard, Alan Cumming, Liam Falconer
Votes: 59,294 | Gross: $17.02M
24. Black Dahlia (2006 Video)
Not Rated | 81 min | Crime, Horror
Three psychopaths go on a killing spree, recreating the Black Dahlia murder.
Director: Ulli Lommel | Stars: Elissa Dowling, Sutton Christopher, Christian Behm, Jack Quinn
Votes: 1,021
25. Bloodz vs. Wolvez (2006 Video)
R | 84 min | Horror
A turf war is started by two rival supernatural gangs, The "Bloodz" which are vampires and the "Wolvez" which are werewolves.
Director: Zachary Snygg | Stars: Noro Adje, Keisha Shadè Akinyemi, Tony Terrell Alston, Rolando Alvarez
Votes: 208
26. Five Across the Eyes (2006)
Not Rated | 95 min | Horror
The teenagers Isabella, Jamie, Melanie, Caroline and Stephanie are lost in a shortcut they took in their way back home. The inexperienced Bell is driving her mother's van and is worried ... See full summary »
Directors: Greg Swinson, Ryan Thiessen | Stars: Sandra Paduch, Danielle Lilley, Mia Yi, Angela Brunda
Votes: 1,746
27. Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2007)
PG | 82 min | Animation, Comedy, Family
Santa and his brother Dingle as a couple of Pirates? That's where the fun begins in this madcap adventure where Santa must go to Fiji to retrieve the Elves (kidnapped by Dingle) and save Christmas.
Directors: Dave Kim, Rex Piano | Stars: Tom Kenny, Joe Alaskey, Sean Hart, Jill Talley
Votes: 593
28. Pledge This! (2006)
R | 91 min | Comedy
At South Beach University, a beautiful sorority president takes in a group of unconventional freshman girls seeking acceptance into her house.
Directors: William Heins, Strathford Hamilton | Stars: Paris Hilton, Simon Rex, Paula Garcés, Sarah Carter
Votes: 18,885
29. The Raven (2006 Video)
R | 81 min | Crime, Fantasy, Horror
A classic horror from Edgar Allan Poe brought to life through the eyes of Horror Master Ulli Lommel!
Directors: Jeff Frentzen, Ulli Lommel | Stars: Jillian Swanson, Jack Quinn, Victoria Ullmann, Michelle Guest
Votes: 571
30. Surf School (2006)
R | 87 min | Comedy, Sport
A rag-tag bunch of seniors, complete outsiders at their surf-crazed Laguna Beach High School, decide to crash the biggest team surf contest. In order to prevail, however, they must do one ... See full summary »
Director: Joel Silverman | Stars: Harland Williams, Corey Sevier, Ryan Carnes, Laura Bell Bundy
Votes: 5,201
31. BloodRayne II: Deliverance (2007 Video)
R | 99 min | Action, Fantasy, Western
Rayne, the half-human/half-vampire warrior, ventures to America's 1880's Wild West to stop the vampired Billy the Kid and his posse of vampire cowboys.
Director: Uwe Boll | Stars: Natassia Malthe, Zack Ward, Michael Paré, Chris Coppola
Votes: 11,576
32. Crush on U (2007 Video)
TV-Y7-FV | 76 min | Comedy
Appropriate for the whole family, CRUSH ON U revolves around Rome, a teenage boy with everything going for him. When Rome's friend assigns the smart teen to the task of babysitting his ... See full summary »
Director: Master P | Stars: Blake Fullmer, Kate Leek, Forrest Lipton, Romeo Miller
Votes: 263
33. Delta Farce (2007)
PG-13 | 90 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
Three bumbling Army reservists bound for Iraq are accidentally dropped at Mexican village besieged by hostile forces.
Director: C.B. Harding | Stars: Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, DJ Qualls, Michael Rose
Votes: 11,498 | Gross: $8.07M
34. Epic Movie (2007)
PG-13 | 86 min | Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy
A spoof on previous years' epic movies (The Da Vinci Code (2006), The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005) + 20 more), TV series, music videos and celebs. 4 orphans are on an epic adventure.
Directors: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer | Stars: Kal Penn, Jennifer Coolidge, Fred Willard, Adam Campbell
Votes: 109,500 | Gross: $39.74M
35. The Haunted Casino (2007)
Unrated | 81 min | Horror
After Matthew Dragna inherits a rundown old casino from his deceased uncle, Matthew, his loyal girlfriend JJ, and several other friends decide to check the place out. Alas, the casino turns... See full summary »
Director: Charles Band | Stars: Wes Armstrong, Michael Berryman, Kristyn Green, Sid Haig
Votes: 524
36. June Cabin (2007)
Not Rated | 84 min | Horror, Thriller
Seven friends reunite at an isolated summer cabin. Archie shows up with an axe to grind and begins acting a bit strange. Suddenly he turns up missing, leaving the others to wonder whether ... See full summary »
Director: Ross Otterman | Stars: Sonia Maria Martin, Alex James, Liz Federowicz, Alex Douglas
Votes: 343
37. Kottentail (2007)
Not Rated | 77 min | Comedy, Horror
The "Overlook Animal Research Laboratory" has long been working on genetic engineering without any trouble. That all changes one night when two would be animal liberators set free a test ... See full summary »
Director: Tony Urban | Stars: Nathan Faudree, Kristin Abbott, Patricia Bellemore, Heather Darling
Votes: 252
38. The Tomb (2007 Video)
R | 81 min | Drama, Horror, Thriller
A being known as "The Puppetmaster" holds victims captive in a tomb and tortures them.
Director: Ulli Lommel | Stars: Victoria Ullmann, Christian Behm, Gerard Griesbaum, Michael Barbour
Votes: 1,133
39. Bloodlock (2008)
Not Rated | 90 min | Horror
Christine and her husband Barry have bought an old fixer upper in a small town, using her recent inheritance, believing that fixing it up and a fresh start, will help her recover from a ... See full summary »
Director: William Victor Schotten | Stars: Ashley Gallo, Gregg Biamonte, Debra Gordon, Dominic Koulianos
Votes: 168
40. Don't Look in the Cellar (2008)
Unrated | 88 min | Horror
A group of college students regret their decision to sneak into the cellar of a haunted asylum on Halloween. One by one they encounter Smiley, the last of a flawed bloodline.
Director: Dennis Devine | Stars: Randal Malone, Shevaun Kastl, Tara Shayne, Jed Rowen
Votes: 365
41. GiAnts (2008 Video)
90 min | Sci-Fi, Action
Professor Jonathan is called away to give a lecture on ants to a corporation, Niles Industries,. But when a giant ant escapes . The giant ant sends out a sonic signal across the world and suddenly giant ants are appearing everywhere.
Director: David Huey | Stars: Mel Novak, Tina-Desiree Berg, Tadashi Yamashita, Jerry Rector
Votes: 65
42. The Hottie & the Nottie (2008)
PG-13 | 91 min | Comedy, Romance
A woman agrees to go on a date with a man only if he finds a suitor for her unattractive best friend.
Director: Tom Putnam | Stars: Paris Hilton, Joel David Moore, Christine Lakin, Johann Urb
Votes: 39,120 | Gross: $0.03M
43. Meet the Spartans (2008)
PG-13 | 87 min | Comedy, Fantasy
A spoof of 300 (2006) and many other movies, TV series/shows/commercials, video games and celebrities. King Leonidas of Sparta and his army of 12 go to war against Xerxes of Persia to fight to the death for Sparta's freedom.
Directors: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer | Stars: Sean Maguire, Kevin Sorbo, Carmen Electra, Ken Davitian
Votes: 111,507 | Gross: $38.23M
44. Son of Sam (2008 Video)
R | 80 min | Crime, Horror, Thriller
This chilling tale recounts the late 70's in New York City, when a serial killer on the loose dubbed "Son of Sam" creates havoc. When arrested, "Son of Sam" tells police he was influenced ... See full summary »
Director: Ulli Lommel | Stars: Yogi Joshi, Elissa Dowling, Cassandra Church, Bertrand Paré
Votes: 470
45. Superbadazz (2008)
Not Rated | 90 min | Comedy
Desperate for money Rodney and Leon start up a low budget strip club in Rodney s parents basement. The two friends run into a few problems though, from faulty strippers to nasty loan sharks... See full summary »
Director: Zachary Snygg | Stars: Randy Clarke, Michael Harris, Shaun May, John Paul Fedele
Votes: 55
46. The Three Musketeers (2008)
77 min | Animation, Adventure, Family
France, 1625, reign of Louis XIII. In a period tyrannized by Cardinal Richelieu, the only ones who have the means to face him and to defeat his guards are the real Musketeers. Athos, ... See full summary »
Directors: Orlando Corradi, Jongkwan Lee | Stars: Alexander Morris, Marc Thompson, Wayne Grayson, Marc Diraison
Votes: 22
47. Hobgoblins 2 (2009 Video)
Not Rated | 92 min | Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi
25 years later and poor old McGreedy has been locked away in a mental hospital for his insane ravings about the evil Hobgoblins. As camp and crappy as the original.
Director: Rick Sloane | Stars: Josh Mills, Josh Green, Chanel Ryan, Jason Buuck
Votes: 447
48. Sharp Teeth (2006 Video)
Not Rated | 80 min | Comedy, Horror
A nuclear leak mutates the fish in the lake next to the local university. Journalism student, Lola Dent sees this story as an opportunity to make the honor list. She uses her wiles to ... See full summary »
Director: Christine Whitlock | Stars: Kerry Corrigan, Trevor Crane, Strath Crawford, Erin Dunnigan
Votes: 83
/Marina Monster (2008)
49. Ulli Lommel's Zodiac Killer (2005 Video)
R | 83 min | Crime, Drama, Thriller
A young man who works at a nursing home uses the legendary Zodiac killer's M.O. to kill people who neglect their elderly relatives.
Director: Ulli Lommel | Stars: Rudolf Waldemar Brem, Katja Rupé, Kornelia Boje, Isabella Jantz
Votes: 4,746
/Curse of the Zodiac (2005/2007)
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