Married... With Children
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1.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
The Legend of Ironhead Haynes
(1994)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
When another complaint from a fat woman at the shoe store results in Al losing his parking space and being reprimanded not to insult anymore fat women, he, Jefferson and the rest of his ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 521
2.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
The D'Arcy Files
(1994)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Jefferson reveals his secret past to Marcy when he tells her that he is a ex-CIA spy in a witness relocation program. Meanwhile, Al gets conflicting emotions when he is offered a $50,000 ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 534
3.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Scared Single
(1993)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Al hires Aaron, a recent Polk high school graduate, to work in his shoe store for the summer. Aaron sees Al as a hero and when he announces of his decision to marry, Al takes full advantage... See full summary »
Director: Sam W. Orender | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 565
4.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Take My Wife, Please
(1993)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
On Halloween night, the Grim Reaper (in the form of a dark-haired, pasty-faced Peggy) finally answers Al's inadvertent long cried call for death and won't leave him until one of his family ... See full summary »
Director: Tony Singletary | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 592
5.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Born to Walk
(1987)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Al flunks his written drivers test the same day that Kelly passes hers, leading him confined to the house and unable to get to the racetrack to bet on an important horse race.
Director: Linda Day | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 705
6.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Bud on the Side
(1997)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy
When Al finds out that Bud and Gary are dating, he and Griff decide to take advantage of the situation like a break room.
Director: Sam W. Orender | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 474
7.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Dance Show
(1990)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Peggy goes out dancing with Marcy, and becomes taken with a handsome man-about-town named Andy. At home, however, Al gets confronted by Andy's wife, Pete.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 708
8.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
It's a Bundyful Life Part 1
(1989)
TV-PG | 60 min | Comedy
Al has finally saved up a lot of cash to buy his family a ton of presents they want this year. Unfortunately, a mob of late customers in the shoe store prevents him from getting to the bank and retrieving the money he needs.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 728
9.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
The Harder They Fall
(1989)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
While driving Peggy back from the video store, Steve gets cut off in traffic and Peggy gives the driver "the finger." Steve then asks the Bundys to come over at his and Marcy's house to ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 637
10.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Requiem for a Chevyweight: Part 2
(1996)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Al buries his "dead" Dodge in his backyard and has a funeral ceremony for it. The collectors still desire the spare parts and Peg still intends to sell them. At Bud's request, Marcy goes ... See full summary »
Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 484
11.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
One Down, Two to Go
(1990)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Tired of Al escorting her dates out through the doorway, "grown-up" Kelly gets her own apartment.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 606
12.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Crimes Against Obesity
(1996)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
When Al goes too far with the fat insults, he's put on trial by all the obese women he has insulted over the years.
Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 500
13.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Teacher Pets
(1992)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Bud's belief that his 40-year-old teacher is romantic interested in him is greeted by laughter from everyone. But another student smells the smoke and wants the fire for herself. Meanwhile,... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 609
14.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Business Still Sucks
(1994)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Al and No MA'AM decides to hold a counter protest in the favor of banning breast feeding from the shoe store.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 492
15.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Requiem for a Chevyweight: Part 1
(1996)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Al's beloved Dodge is fading away. Through a frantic "emergency operation," Al manages to "stabilize" the Dodge's condition, but it still needs constant "life support". He is unwilling to ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 488
16.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Ride Scare
(1994)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Al opposes a forced car pooling until he learns that three lingerie models are in the group, only to discover the models are full-figured. Al and his group are then chosen to promote a ... See full summary »
Director: Sam W. Orender | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 513
17.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
A Bundy Thanksgiving
(1996)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
It's Thanksgiving. In Al's childhood, it was a tradition to eat aunt Maddie's potato pie on Thanksgiving, so Al takes a trip with Griff to see aunt Maddie in order to buy some pie. ... See full summary »
Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 490
18.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Breaking Up Is Easy to Do: Part 1
(1997)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Al agrees to let Peg invite the Darcy's and Griff (plus one) to an evening party in exchange for a month of no sex. As a party game, the pairs test their knowledge of the other half. ... See full summary »
Director: Mark K. Samuels | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 485
19.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Al Goes Deep
(1994)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Using their tax refund money, Jefferson and Al bet heavily on a college football game that they are guaranteed to win. But that's before Trumaine's prized, not-so-bright quarterback Chad, ... See full summary »
Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 490
20.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
How Green Was My Apple
(1994)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
A borderline war between the neighbors over the rights to a fruit tree, with a lesson to be learned somewhere, if only they would stop fighting.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 537
21.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Dial 'B' for Virgin
(1994)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy
Bud's community service assignment for college is the one he is least suited for: consulting virgins on the brink of temptation, while he has to wrestle with temptation himself when he has ... See full summary »
Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 536
22.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Fair Exchange
(1989)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
The Bundys' latest money making scam is to host a foreign exchange student in their garage. But the French beauty proves to be so popular that she ends up stealing all of Kelly's boyfriends.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 804
23.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Ship Happens
(1995)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Peg wins a cruise but decides to take Al and the Darcys along with her, leaving the kids at home with Wolfman Jack, but as always, misfortune follows.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 523
24.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Grime and Punishment
(1997)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Since Bud is actually earning money, Al starts charging rent for the basement. Bud and Al sign a lease and Bud pays his rent, after which he claims that the "apartment" is in need of repair... See full summary »
Director: Sam W. Orender | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 472
25.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
England Show II: Wastin' the Company's Money
(1992)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
The Bundys delight in their comped trip to England, spending here, spending there. All the while, the town of Upper Uncton conspires to kill the Bundys outside Lower Uncton, so the curse will remain and Upper Uncton can still rake in profits as a tourist town: the town beside the town in darkness. Finally, Winston and Igor bring the Bundys to Lower Uncton. The execution was imminent. Al and Bud ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 593
26.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
How to Marry a Moron
(1997)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Lonnie is freed from prison because it was overcrowded. He asks Al's blessing for marrying Kelly. He even has a ring. Turns out that Lonnie is one of the Tots who owns Tot Industries, ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 507
27.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
The Desperate Half-Hour
(1997)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Al is kicking Peg and the kids out of the house so he can watch Death Wish 6 3-D in privacy on pay per view. But Bud also needs the house for himself: his pen pal, Starla, is getting out of... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 502
28.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Buck the Stud
(1991)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
A man offers the Bundy's $10,000 if Buck will breed with his champion dog, Lady Bird. So, Al has to coach Buck into knowing the varieties of breeding with other dogs the proper way. But ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 573
29.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Luck of the Bundys
(1993)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Kelly is back as the Verminator, Bud is off to the frat house, and a run of good fortune convinces Al that the Bundy curse, dictating that every silver lining hides a thundercloud, is about to strike him down.
Director: Tony Singletary | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 555
30.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Tooth or Consequences
(1989)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
A toothache forces Al to see Marcy's dentist, a divorced man who devotes as much of his time to his work as he does to his young female dental assistant. At the same time, Al pressures Peggy to cook him just one square meal.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 706
31.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Peggy Made a Little Lamb
(1990)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Peggy tries to earn her G.E.D. with Kelly in night school.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 613
32.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
So This Is How Sinatra Felt
(1991)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Peggy sends Bud and Kelly to spy on Al at the shoe store for the day to confirm her suspicion that Al's recent giddiness is the work of an extramarital affair rather than Al's claim that ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 592
33.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Im-Po-Dent
(1988)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Marcy regrets denting Steve's new car when he claims that she's made him impotent.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 697
34.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Get Outta Dodge
(1994)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Bud sends poor Kelly on a wild goose chase to find 'Waldo' so that he can have run of the house making out with a wayward blonde. Meanwhile, with nearly 1,000,000 miles on the family ... See full summary »
Director: Sam W. Orender | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 533
35.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Do Ya Think I'm Sexy
(1990)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
When Al moves a sofa off a neighbor's lawn without a shirt on, he unexpectedly gains a reputation as a "stud" among the neighborhood women. Uplifted, he starts taking showers and wearing ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 671
36.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Turning Japanese
(1996)
TV-14 | 23 min | Comedy
Marcy is up for a promotion, but to get promoted, she needs to impress her Japanese boss, Mr. Shimokawa, by serving him dinner and presenting him her grateful neighbors, the Japanese Bundys... See full summary »
Director: Sam W. Orender | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 486
37.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Earth Angel
(1987)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
There's a new light in the neighborhood when Bud brings home an attractive, free spirited, 21-year-old artist named Tiffany on her way to art school in New York and everyone likes her, ... See full summary »
Director: Linda Day | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 766
38.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
A Babe in Toyland
(1997)
TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy
When Kelly becomes successful on a kid's television show, she becomes a total bitch and control freak. Her manager, Bud, decides Princess Kelly should be taught a lesson she will not forget... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 451
39.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Kelly Breaks Out
(1994)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Kelly has a big zit on the day before her commercial for Ice Hole beer and Peg offers her a solution. Her uncle Sticky Wanker's zit removing potion will cure it. Al is ecstatic for her ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 496
40.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
England Show III: We're Spending as Fast as We Can
(1992)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
The Bundys are cornered by both towns. Upper Uncton wants them dead so they can continue to profit as a tourist trap while Lower Uncton wants them dead so they can end the curse. Al moves to defend himself and soon finds himself in a medieval joust opposite Igor. Who will emerge triumphant? And will the curse ever be lifted? The fate of all rests in the hands of the lowly shoe salesman from ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 584
41.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Lez Be Friends
(1997)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Marcy wants the Bundys to stay indoors because her "identical" cousin Mandy is coming for a visit and Marcy does not want her to be repulsed by them. Mandy's flight, however, is early and ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 521
42.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
The Juggs Have Left the Building
(1996)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Peggy wants to take a holiday in Branson, Missouri, but Al says he can't afford it. The prospect of all-fried food and only twin beds available, however, make him change his mind. Lucky has... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 498
43.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
The Razor's Edge
(1987)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Steve returns home having grown a beard from a week-long rafting trip. He and Marcy get into a huge argument over his reluctance to shave it off, leading him to move in with the Bundys.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 726
44.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
A Man for No Seasons
(1994)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
When Major League Baseball goes on a strike, NO MA'AM organizes their own league sponsored by nude bars.
Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 501
45.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Kelly Knows Something
(1994)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
When the Bundy TV set blows its condenser, Al decides to try out for a place on a new sports trivia game show, hoping to win $10,000 for a new TV set as the first prize. But when he is ... See full summary »
Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 513
46.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
The Camping Show
(1988)
TV-14 | 23 min | Comedy
Steve, Marcy, and the Bundys head out to Steve and Marcy's cabin in the woods, but the merriment is halted by Kelly's PMS. The men leave for a bit to go out fishing, and return to all three... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 735
47.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Radio Free Trumaine
(1995)
TV-14 | 23 min | Comedy
In this pilot for a proposed new TV series, set on Trumaine University's radio station, W.H.I.P., DJ's Oliver Cole and Mark Campbell host several hours of unconventional and overlooked ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 544
48.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Children of the Corns
(1996)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Gary declares a sales contest between Al and Griff - the winner gets a raise. However, an appearance of an immigrant child who works in Gary's illegal sweatshop gives Al a better idea than selling shoes.
Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 485
49.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Kelly Does Hollywood: Part 2
(1991)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Al, Kelly, and Bud travel to Hollywood after Kelly's talk show becomes a hit with the TV networks in which Al tries to get into show business with his lame TV show ideas, Bud tries to score... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 590
50.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Shoeway to Heaven
(1994)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Al and Jefferson decide to cash in on 1970s nostalgia by selling shoes from that period.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 529
51.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
All-Nite Security Dude
(1991)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
When a second floor aerobics studio, full of terribly overweight women, collapses into the shoe store, Al is laid off while the store is being repaired. Al then gets a night job as a ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 666
52.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
The Unnatural
(1990)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Al is cut from the neighborhood softball team just before the big game. When his all-star replacement is knocked out in the last inning, however, his team and family have to come crawling back.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 666
53.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Desperately Seeking Miss October
(1989)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
When a Playboy playmate walks into Al's shoe store, he's eager to get home and look up her October 1987 issue. But Al is a broken man when he finds out that Peggy has sold his entire ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 643
54.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Kelly's Gotta Habit
(1996)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy
In order to get a $20,000 contract of a model for a national olive oil brand, Kelly has to sign a Morals Clause, which requires that she remain chaste. This proves to be a difficult task. ... See full summary »
Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 490
55.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Kelly Takes a Shot
(1995)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Al gets an owl costume to scare away the birds who keep him awake. To impress Amber, Bud helps Kelly to learn archery for her audition.
Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 523
56.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Look Who's Barking
(1991)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Told from the point of view of Buck, he runs away from the house feeling neglected. Behind a diner, he picks up a female dog, whom he brings home. He quickly regrets it, as the new dog gets... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 627
57.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
At the Zoo
(1989)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Newly unemployed Steve decides he doesn't really want to work, so he fritters away his days with the Bundys, visiting zoos and taking fishing trips. The strain this puts on Steve's ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 647
58.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Who'll Stop the Rain
(1990)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Al desperately tries to fix the house's leaking roof during the weekend of a long rainstorm. But each time Al falls off the roof, it makes Peggy and the kids wonder if he's too stupid or ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 647
59.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
976-SHOE
(1989)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Al decides to open a shoe emergency hot-line with help from Steve in the form of a $50,000 loan. But typically, Al's get-rich-quick scheme backfires when nobody phones in. When Marcy gives ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 801
60.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
How to Marry a Moron
(1997)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Lonnie is freed from prison because it was overcrowded. He asks Al's blessing for marrying Kelly. He even has a ring. Turns out that Lonnie is one of the Tots who owns Tot Industries, ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 507
61.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Breaking Up Is Easy to Do: Part 1
(1997)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Al agrees to let Peg invite the Darcy's and Griff (plus one) to an evening party in exchange for a month of no sex. As a party game, the pairs test their knowledge of the other half. ... See full summary »
Director: Mark K. Samuels | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 485
62.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
The Desperate Half-Hour
(1997)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Al is kicking Peg and the kids out of the house so he can watch Death Wish 6 3-D in privacy on pay per view. But Bud also needs the house for himself: his pen pal, Starla, is getting out of... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 502
63.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
The Stepford Peg
(1997)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Al is planning a get-together for the guys and they'll be watching wrestling from cable. Al wants Peg to help, but she declines. Then Peg has an accident where she hits her head and gets ... See full summary »
Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 499
64.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
She's Having a Baby: Part 2
(1991)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Peggy and Marcy's constant demands for belly rubbing and expensive baby accessories drive Al crazy, prompting him to make a run for it. He and Jefferson end up at a bar connected to the bus... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 571
65.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Live Nude Peg
(1997)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy
Peggy, jealous that Al is spending all his time at The Jiggly Room, decides to try out on amateur night while Al and the No Ma'am boys judge it. She wins the competition dressed as a harem ... See full summary »
Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 495
66.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
God Help Ye Merry Bundymen
(1996)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
It's Christmas. Al doesn't want a Christmas tree, the rest of the family do. Marcy is determined to win the neighborhood decorating contest. Gary hires two young guys, Hal and Biff, to help... See full summary »
Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 490
67.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Reverend Al
(1995)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Al and his men's group NO MA'AM decide to form their own church in order to avoid paying beer tax. When Marcy and her women's group FANG expose Al's plan to the public, NO MA'AM ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 524
68.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Chicago Shoe Exchange
(1997)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Gary is restocking the shoe store and donating all the old shoes to Filipino orphans. When the lunch delivery girl accepts old sandals as payment because Al and Griff have no money, they ... See full summary »
Director: Mark K. Samuels | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 579
69.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Twisted
(1996)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Bud has discovered that Ariel gets turned on by life-threatening situations and has decided to stage a fake tornado in order to get some from Ariel while they seek shelter in the Bundys' ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 533
70.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Spring Break: Part 1
(1996)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy
Bud and his three "frat bros," Hindu Achmed, fatso Hummer, and nerdy Barney, are set to leave for Spring Break in Fort Lauderdale in hopes of scoring some drunken babes. They have the ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 518
71.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics
(1989)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
A TV aerobics instructor tries to get the Bundys in shape, but instead he becomes sedentary and dies of a heart attack after eating junk food.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 676
72.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner
(1995)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Mama Wanker moves in with the Bundys after fighting with her husband.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 494
73.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
A Shoe Room with a View
(1995)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Al and Griff convinces Gary to use the extra space for an aerobic's studio in the hopes that it'll attract pretty women. When it attracts fat women instead, Kelly convinces her father's ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 506
74.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Requiem for a Dead Briard
(1995)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Buck the dog dies; in Heaven, he is sent back to Earth as the Bundys' new dog, Lucky.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 516
75.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
How Bleen Was My Kelly
(1995)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Kelly has unknowingly created a new color chemical called Bleen and Al quickly finds out that she has created a new formula that grows hair.
Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 519
76.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Flight of the Bumblebee
(1995)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Bud takes on wrestler King Kong Bundy as his initiation into "No Ma'am.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 516
77.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
The Two That Got Away
(1995)
TV-14 | 23 min | Comedy
Al and Jefferson go away for the weekend to a fishing lake in upstate Wisconsin. But when they arrive at the fishing lodge, they are rudely told to leave when Shannon Tweed, a famous ... See full summary »
Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 511
78.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Dud Bowl II
(1995)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Marcy's bank, Kyoto National, plans to donate a new scoreboard to Polk High and name it after Polk High's famous football alumni. Al, having scored four touchdowns in a single game, assumes... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 490
79.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Bearly Men
(1995)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Al and Bud go on a bear hunt in the woods to prove they're as manly as Peggy's father, Ephraim, so he can take back Peggy's unseen mother. Al and Bud bring back what they think is a dead ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 485
80.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Love Conquers Al
(1995)
TV-14 | 23 min | Comedy
To go out with hot guy named Carlos, Kelly bribes the reluctant Bud to keep company for Carlos's cousin Esmeralda by offering Bud a date with Fawn. Fortunately for Bud, Esmeralda turns out ... See full summary »
Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 496
81.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
I Can't Believe It's Butter
(1995)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
During the Christmas season, Griff becomes quite fond of a phone sex partner named "Butter," whom Al discovers is really Peg's mother.
Director: Sam W. Orender | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 531
82.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
The Hood, the Bud & the Kelly: Part 1
(1996)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Al buys a satellite dish from a discount store and he and Jefferson insist on installing it themselves. Bud is turned down for a loan at every bank in Chicago and borrows money from Vito, a... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 538
83.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
The Hood, the Bud & the Kelly: Part 2
(1996)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Vito's hatchet man, Gino, tells Bud that he has until 5:00pm to finish the exercise video or he will be sleeping with the fishes. Kelly and Rafael's continuing arguments over which one of ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 516
84.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Calendar Girl
(1996)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Al wants to beat rival shoe-shop owner Babcock in something and puts his faith in Bud, who's in the same entrepreneurial-studies class at Trumaine as Babcock's son Little Floyd. Each boy ... See full summary »
Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 546
85.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
The Agony and the Extra C
(1996)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy
It is Marcy and Jefferson's wedding anniversary, but Jefferson is in the hospital, recovering from a physical trauma. Kelly and Bud visit Jefferson and he recounts the events that led to ... See full summary »
Director: Sam W. Orender | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 477
86.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Spring Break: Part 2
(1996)
TV-14 | 23 min | Comedy
Al, Jefferson, and Griff are having the time of their lives at Fort Lauderdale; Al even finds a new way to earn money by collecting empty cans. The girls are prepping Kelly for the beauty ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 512
87.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Al Goes to the Dogs
(1996)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Al decides to build a dog house for Lucky. But when he makes an absurd amount of noise in the back yard, Marcy bribes a building inspector to inspect Al's work just to harass him. When the ... See full summary »
Director: Sam W. Orender | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 482
88.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Enemies
(1996)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy
In this pilot for a proposed TV series, a group of "friends" live in a sometimes peaceful co-existence. Tom is a handsome deliveryman living with his gorgeous girlfriend Shannon, his ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 585
89.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Bud Hits the Books
(1996)
TV-14 | 23 min | Comedy
Bud has invited not-too-bright student Ariel to play the "Strip Study" game, to prepare for upcoming exams he has to pass in order to graduate. Despite years of not ending up getting some, ... See full summary »
Director: Sam W. Orender | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 518
90.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Kiss of the Coffee Woman
(1996)
TV-14 | 23 min | Comedy
Marcy will not let Jefferson back in the house until he finds a job, so he hangs around at the Bundys. Bud gets Kelly a part in a Romantic Roast coffee commercial and when Kelly's co-star ... See full summary »
Director: Sam W. Orender | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 502
91.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Torch Song Duet
(1996)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
There's a radio contest open to all (except Al), where the winner will get to carry the Olympic torch through the city. Griff wins it and becomes a local hero.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 487
92.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
The Joke's on Al
(1996)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
While Griff faces the death penalty due to a NO MA'AM prank, Al plans to get married to an old flame.
Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 499
93.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Breaking Up Is Easy to Do: Part 2
(1997)
TV-PG | 21 min | Comedy
Al makes true of his threat to move out. But what about custody of the two TVs? The kids Al leaves to Peg. In foresight, he has hidden a nest egg in a secret compartment in the toilet seat.... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 463
94.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Damn Bundys
(1997)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Al sells his soul to the Devil so he can play for the Bears. However, the Devil takes him to Hell the day of the Super Bowl with a fate worse than death planned: an eternity with the family and the D'Arcys.
Director: Richard Correll | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 567
95.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Pilot
(1987)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Peggy forces Al to sacrifice a basketball game and spend a torturous evening in conversation with new neighbors, idealistic newlyweds Steve and Marcy Rhoades.
Director: Linda Day | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 1,199
96.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Thinnergy
(1987)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Marcy introduces Peg to a new diet to improve her marriage. Al wants no part of it but learns if he tries the diet, he can persuade Peg to quit. He must then swallow his pride and admit to Peggy he loves her.
Director: Linda Day | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 1,002
97.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy
(1987)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
There has been a rash of burglaries in the area, and the Rhodes' house is robbed and Al's car stereo is ripped off, both families seek alternatives: Steve and Marcy buy a guard dog that won't stop barking, and Al purchases a fire arm. One fateful night, the two methods of home defense butt heads, and it's not a pretty picture.
Director: Linda Day | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 961
98.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Have You Driven a Ford Lately
(1987)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Al and Steve buy a beat up Ford Mustang off of one of Kelly's boyfriends. Soon they form a tight friendship while fixing it up like new. The only problem is they are neglecting their wives ... See full summary »
Director: Linda Day | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 886
99.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Sixteen Years and What Do You Get
(1987)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
It's the Bundys' 16th wedding anniversary. Al plans to buy Peggy a very fancy watch, but unfortunately, his credit card gets declined. Dare he show up at the party without a present?
Director: Linda Day | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 864
100.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Married... Without Children
(1987)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Steve and Marcy decide that once is enough after they volunteer to watch Kelly, Bud, and the family dog Buck, after Al and Peggy go away for the weekend to a seedy motel in Wisconsin where ... See full summary »
Director: Linda Day | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 851
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