Allo Allo - Best to Worst Episodes (In my opinion)

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1. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Episode: The Great Un-Escape (1987)

TV-PG | 35 min | Comedy, History, War

As Rene communicates with London on the radio hidden under Madame Fanny's bed Flick listens in and learns of the plan to dig the tunnel into the prison camp. The airmen and Alphonse need ... See full summary »

Directors: Robin Carr, David Croft | Stars: Gorden Kaye, Vicki Michelle, Francesca Gonshaw, Kirsten Cooke

Votes: 185

2. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Episode: The Gateau from the Chateau (1985)

TV-PG | 45 min | Comedy, History, War

The balloon crashes and the airmen end up back at the cafe,disguised by moose heads. General Von Klinkerhoffen assumes control of the whole area, thereby making many enemies. The Resistance... See full summary »

Director: David Croft | Stars: Gorden Kaye, Francesca Gonshaw, Vicki Michelle, Kirsten Cooke

Votes: 209

3. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Episode: The Sausage in the Wardrobe (1986)

TV-PG | 35 min | Comedy, History, War

Waitress Maria is sent to Gruber with the genuine painting in order for him to copy it. However she is intercepted by Von Klinkerhoffen who puts the painting,inside the sausage,in his ... See full summary »

Directors: Robin Carr, David Croft | Stars: Gorden Kaye, Carmen Silvera, Vicki Michelle, Richard Marner

Votes: 192

4. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Episode: Watch the Birdie (1988)

24 min | Comedy, History, War

The generals gather for the conference but the Resistance learn that one is a French collaborator and must be eliminated so Mimi poisons him and Crabtree takes his place. The duck which ... See full summary »

Director: Susan Belbin | Stars: Gorden Kaye, Carmen Silvera, Vicki Michelle, Kirsten Cooke

Votes: 134

5. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Episode: The Policeman Cometh (1985)

TV-PG | 30 min | Comedy, History, War

Dressed as a pantomime cow the two airmen narrowly avoid being milked before going to a landing field to pick up their plane home. Unfortunately all the plane does is drop by parachute an ... See full summary »

Director: David Croft | Stars: Gorden Kaye, Kirsten Cooke, John D. Collins, Nicholas Frankau

Votes: 206

6. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Episode: The Nicked Knockwurst (1986)

TV-PG | 35 min | Comedy, History, War

Flick's sausage, containing the forged painting, is kidnapped by the Communist resistance who demand a ransom for its return. Von Strohm and Geering, anxious that Flick does not discover ... See full summary »

Director: David Croft | Stars: Gorden Kaye, Rose Hill, Jack Haig, Vicki Michelle

Votes: 177

7. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Episode: The British Are Coming (1982)

TV-PG | 35 min | Comedy, History, War

World War II is raging, but in the French village of Nouvion, café owner Rene Artois wants only a quiet life, plus some slap and tickle with his waitress Yvette behind his sour wife Edith's... See full summary »

Director: David Croft | Stars: Gorden Kaye, Richard Marner, Sam Kelly, Vicki Michelle

Votes: 338

8. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Episode: Pretty Maids All in a Row (1987)

TV-PG | 35 min | Comedy, History, War

The airmen are disguised as waitresses at the cafe.However,Von Klinkerhoffen recognizes a Van Gogh,behind which Rene has hidden The Fallen Madonna,and he requisitions it to be taken to the ... See full summary »

Directors: Robin Carr, David Croft | Stars: Gorden Kaye, Carmen Silvera, Vicki Michelle, Francesca Gonshaw

Votes: 173

9. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Episode: Flight of Fancy (1986)

TV-PG | 45 min | Comedy, History, War

Rene has successfully got the painting back so Michelle concentrates on her plan to get the airmen away in the ancient aeroplane. It is to be drawn by a car and catapulted into the air,... See full summary »

Directors: Robin Carr, David Croft | Stars: Gorden Kaye, Carmen Silvera, Kirsten Cooke, Richard Marner

Votes: 171

10. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Episode: An Enigma Variation (1989)

TV-PG | 24 min | Comedy, History, War

René and his personnel have to impersonate the Excelsior Quartet at the château.

Director: Richard Boden | Stars: Gorden Kaye, Carmen Silvera, Vicki Michelle, Richard Marner

Votes: 131

11. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Episode: The Funeral (1984)

32 min | Comedy, History, War

Rene's funeral is to be arranged by the village undertaker Monsieur Alphonse. Flick, along with his girlfriend, Private Helga, will be watching on the off-chance that the mourners will ... See full summary »

Director: David Croft | Stars: Gorden Kaye, Richard Marner, Sam Kelly, Kim Hartman

Votes: 219

12. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Episode: The Dance of Hitler Youth (1984)

TV-PG | 33 min | Comedy, History, War

Hearing that Flick intends to send the painting back to Berlin the next day, Von Strohm directs Rene to make the switch that night. A diversion is arranged in the form of a Hitler Youth ... See full summary »

Director: David Croft | Stars: Gorden Kaye, Francesca Gonshaw, Kirsten Cooke, Carmen Silvera

Votes: 212

13. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Episode: The Execution (1984)

31 min | Comedy, History, War

General Von Klinkenhoff of the German High Command is to arrive in Nouvion by train. Von Strohm and Geering are not keen to see him as he will find out about their incompetence and allow ... See full summary »

Director: David Croft | Stars: Gorden Kaye, Kirsten Cooke, Sam Kelly, Richard Marner

Votes: 225

14. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Episode: Herr Flick's Revenge (1985)

TV-PG | 32 min | Comedy, History, War

Michelle saves René's skin and his reputation by telling Alphonse that he is an heroic member of the Resistance. Alphonse thus has too much respect for him to kill him. However Rene is in ... See full summary »

Director: David Croft | Stars: Gorden Kaye, Kirsten Cooke, Carmen Silvera, Kenneth Connor

Votes: 187

15. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Episode: Good Staff Are Hard to Find (1987)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, History, War

To replace Maria,Michelle brings in Mimi Labonq,who is very tiny but very tenacious and vows to be Rene's bodyguard. She is also very fanatical and Rene has to stop her from poisoning Flick... See full summary »

Directors: David Croft, Martin Dennis | Stars: Gorden Kaye, Vicki Michelle, Carmen Silvera, Jack Haig

Votes: 164

16. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Episode: Gruber Does Some Mincing (1986)

35 min | Comedy, History, War

Gruber is about to mince the sausage his dog brought in when he discovers the painting. The Resistance pay off Alphonse,who provided the ransom money,with notes forged by LeClerc whilst ... See full summary »

Directors: Robin Carr, David Croft | Stars: Gorden Kaye, Francesca Gonshaw, Carmen Silvera, Kim Hartman

Votes: 168

17. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Episode: Swiftly and with Style (1985)

TV-PG | 32 min | Comedy, History, War

Flick comes across Michelle by the roadside,lying in wait for an ammunition lorry which she plans to blow up with a detonator disguised as a bicycle pump - however Flick mistakes it for a ... See full summary »

Director: David Croft | Stars: Gorden Kaye, Sam Kelly, Richard Gibson, Richard Marner

Votes: 197

18. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Episode: The Duel (1985)

32 min | Comedy, History, War

Whilst the balloon is ready for the off the cowardly Rene tries to duck out of the duel. Gruber,who is in love with him,offers to take his place,whilst Von Strohm and Geering plan to kill ... See full summary »

Director: David Croft | Stars: Gorden Kaye, Vicki Michelle, Carmen Silvera, Guy Siner

Votes: 191

19. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Episode: The Flying Nun (1987)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, History, War

Flick suspects Von Strohm and the general of being part of a plot to kill Hitler and plants a microphone,disguised as a daffodil,in the general's office but the only conversation is the ... See full summary »

Directors: David Croft, Martin Dennis | Stars: Gorden Kaye, John D. Collins, Nicholas Frankau, Carmen Silvera

Votes: 162

20. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Episode: René - Under an Assumed Nose (1988)

Comedy, History, War

General Von Klinkerhoffen tells Von Strohm and Gruber to catch and kill René for trying to poison a group of high German generals.

Director: Susan Belbin | Stars: Gorden Kaye, Carmen Silvera, Kenneth Connor, Jack Haig

Votes: 138

21. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Episode: A Winkle in Time (1992)

29 min | Comedy, History, War

Rene and the Cafe staff prepare to welcome the invading British troops, and soon find that the invasion party includes a couple of old friends. Lieutenant Gruber and the Colonel are ordered... See full summary »

Director: John B. Hobbs | Stars: Gorden Kaye, Carmen Silvera, Arthur Bostrom, Vicki Michelle

Votes: 180

22. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Episode: The Exploding Bedpan (1988)

TV-PG | 24 min | Comedy, History, War

Monsieur Alphonse is in the hands of the Gestapo and because they fear he might talk and give them away, the colonel and Gruber want him dead.

Director: Martin Dennis | Stars: Gorden Kaye, Carmen Silvera, Vicki Michelle, Sue Hodge

Votes: 123

23. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Episode: Train of Events (1989)

Comedy, History, War

Many mishaps on the Geneva Express where Edith, Mimi and Yvette want René and the Germans and the Gestapo want the paintings.

Director: Richard Boden | Stars: Gorden Kaye, Carmen Silvera, Guy Siner, Richard Marner

Votes: 127

24. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Episode: The Dreaded Circular Saw (1988)

Comedy, History, War

Von Klinkerhoffen assumes that the 'gypsies' caused the smoke bomb incident and orders their arrest,so they hide in the wardrobe. This gets blown to bits when LeClerc blows the safe up,but ... See full summary »

Director: Martin Dennis | Stars: Gorden Kaye, Kirsten Cooke, Jack Haig, Hilary Minster

Votes: 133

25. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Episode: The Confusion of the Generals (1988)

24 min | Comedy, History, War

German generals plan to meet at the café disguised as onion sellers. So does a new group of shot down British airmen.

Director: Susan Belbin | Stars: Gorden Kaye, Carmen Silvera, Vicki Michelle, Guy Siner

Votes: 133

26. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Episode: Money to Burn (1988)

24 min | Comedy, History, War

Herr Flick has arrested monsieur Leclerc and lets it be known he will be shot if the stolen Gestapo money isn't returned.

Director: Martin Dennis | Stars: Gorden Kaye, Carmen Silvera, John Louis Mansi, Richard Gibson

Votes: 128

27. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Episode: A Duck for Launch (1988)

TV-PG | 24 min | Comedy, History, War

Herr Flick tries to find his forged stolen money by selling fish in the town square with Von Smallhausen.

Director: Martin Dennis | Stars: Gorden Kaye, Vicki Michelle, Carmen Silvera, Richard Gibson

Votes: 125

28. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Episode: Reds Nick Colonel (1984)

29 min | Comedy, History, War

The Resistance capture Von Strohm and Geering, whom they intend to shoot in return for the death of the late cafe owner. The task of shooting them is to be given to Rene in revenge for his ... See full summary »

Director: David Croft | Stars: Gorden Kaye, John D. Collins, Nicholas Frankau, Francesca Gonshaw

Votes: 208

29. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Episode: Pigeon Post (1984)

TV-PG | 32 min | Comedy, History, War

The airmen, wearing German uniforms, are captured by the Maquis but escape and burn the uniforms, taking clothes off scarecrows instead before disguising themselves as onion sellers. Von ... See full summary »

Director: David Croft | Stars: Gorden Kaye, Carmen Silvera, Jack Haig, Guy Siner

Votes: 244

30. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Episode: Savile Row to the Rescue (1984)

TV-PG | 28 min | Comedy, History, War

Michelle brings a bottle of nitroglycerin to the café for safe keeping until it is time for her to use it to blow up a German train. However, as it is in a gin bottle, Edith thinks it ... See full summary »

Director: David Croft | Stars: Carmen Silvera, Gorden Kaye, Vicki Michelle, Francesca Gonshaw

Votes: 228

31. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Episode: Six Big Boobies (1985)

TV-PG | 32 min | Comedy, History, War

Rene is annoyed when the airmen return and sends them away dressed as nuns with instructions to hide in the local convent. Edith,officially a widow,finds Rene's will,naming her as sole ... See full summary »

Director: David Croft | Stars: Gorden Kaye, Guy Siner, Carmen Silvera, Vicki Michelle

Votes: 203

32. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Episode: A Marriage of Inconvenience (1988)

TV-PG | 24 min | Comedy, History, War

Rene is not looking forward to marrying Denise and agrees to a romantic dinner with Edith. Michelle has abducted Denise and hidden her in an old mine shaft, the plan being that Edith will ... See full summary »

Director: Martin Dennis | Stars: Gorden Kaye, Vicki Michelle, Carmen Silvera, Kim Hartman

Votes: 134

33. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Episode: The Arrival of the Homing Duck (1988)

24 min | Comedy, History, War

Rene is thrown out of their truck by the Communists and reports that the paintings are with the Communists at their head-quarters. The general plans an attack to recover them,using ... See full summary »

Director: Susan Belbin | Stars: Gorden Kaye, John Louis Mansi, Arthur Bostrom, Vicki Michelle

Votes: 133

34. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Episode: The Camera in the Potato (1988)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, History, War

Rene is finally rescued by Gruber and returns to the cafe,where Michelle tells him that he must take the camera,hidden in a potato,into the chateau and photograph the invasion plans in the ... See full summary »

Director: Martin Dennis | Stars: Gorden Kaye, Guy Siner, Kim Hartman, Richard Gibson

Votes: 143

35. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Episode: Desperate Doings in the Dungeon (1988)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, History, War

Flick,dragged up as Irma Von Kinkenrotten,the disguise he used to plant the bug,is still in the dungeon. Von Strohm and Von Klinkerhoffen,aware that he knows of the forgeries,feel he should... See full summary »

Director: David Croft | Stars: Gorden Kaye, Guy Siner, Carmen Silvera, Richard Gibson

Votes: 148

36. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Episode: The British 'ave Come (1984)

29 min | Comedy, History, War

Colonel Von Strohm wants to hand René over to the Gestapo along with the painting of the fallen Madonna with the big boobies by Van Klomp to get rid of Herr Flick, but René convinces them ... See full summary »

Director: David Croft | Stars: Gorden Kaye, Francesca Gonshaw, Vicki Michelle, Carmen Silvera

Votes: 278

37. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Episode: The Gestapo for the High Jump (1989)

TV-PG | 28 min | Comedy, History, War

The Gestapo wants to find the headquarters of the Resistance by pretending to be shot-down British airmen.

Director: David Croft | Stars: Gorden Kaye, Vicki Michelle, Rikki Howard, Guy Siner

Votes: 123

38. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Episode: Ribbing the Bonk (1988)

TV-PG | 24 min | Comedy, History, War

In order to free Von Strohm, Gruber, Bertorelli (and Mimi and the paintings), René and the others have to rob a bank to pay ransom to the communists.

Director: Martin Dennis | Stars: Gorden Kaye, Sue Hodge, Gavin Richards, Richard Marner

Votes: 127

39. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Episode: Camp Dance (1987)

TV-PG | 24 min | Comedy, History, War

Flick and Von Smallhausen tunnel their way into the camp, only to find that, along with Gruber, everybody has escaped disguised as dancing girls. Flick intercepts Rene's call to London but ... See full summary »

Directors: David Croft, Martin Dennis | Stars: Gorden Kaye, Kirsten Cooke, Nicholas Frankau, John D. Collins

Votes: 159

40. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Episode: The Sausage in the Trousers (1987)

26 min | Comedy, History, War

The Resistance are awaiting batteries,stolen from the Germans,to operate the wireless under the bed and,in the meantime,Michelle has Rene and Yvette pedalling a bicycle attached to a ... See full summary »

Director: David Croft | Stars: Gorden Kaye, Sue Hodge, Carmen Silvera, Vicki Michelle

Votes: 159

41. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Episode: Flight to Geneva (1989)

24 min | Comedy, History, War

After hearing yet another absurd plan of Michelle, René has had it and plans to take the train to Switzerland with Yvette and the paintings.

Director: Richard Boden | Stars: Gorden Kaye, Vicki Michelle, Sue Hodge, Carmen Silvera

Votes: 131

42. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Episode: Desperate Doings in the Graveyard (1989)

TV-PG | 28 min | Comedy, History, War

The Resistance is building a communication center in the empty grave of René's twin brother and madame Fanny announces she's going to marry Ernest Leclerc.

Director: David Croft | Stars: Gorden Kaye, Vicki Michelle, Carmen Silvera, Sue Hodge

Votes: 127

43. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Episode: All in Disgeese (1989)

24 min | Comedy, History, War

Because they have been unable to get the Enigma machine to England, the Resistance has thought up a plan to get some British Intelligence people to Nouvion.

Director: Richard Boden | Stars: Gorden Kaye, Vicki Michelle, Sue Hodge, Carmen Silvera

Votes: 136

44. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Episode: Going Like a Bomb (1988)

TV-PG | 24 min | Comedy, History, War

When Helga tells Von Strohm the stolen money was false, he thinks up a plan to get rid of the money and captain Bertorelli.

Director: Martin Dennis | Stars: Gorden Kaye, Guy Siner, Vicki Michelle, Carmen Silvera

Votes: 125

45. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Episode: The Jet-Propelled Mother-In-Law (1987)

TV-PG | 28 min | Comedy, History, War

The British air force drops a spy camera with which the Resistance are to photograph the plans for the German invasion of England. However the camera lands in Alphonse's vineyard,which Von ... See full summary »

Directors: David Croft, Martin Dennis | Stars: Gorden Kaye, Kirsten Cooke, Richard Marner, Guy Siner

Votes: 153

46. 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)
Episode: Soup and Sausage (1991)

TV-PG | 29 min | Comedy, History, War

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