The Ladies of Toast of Londonby lawrenceconwayvulcan | created - 16 Nov 2015 | updated - 23 Nov 2017 | Public
The women Steven Toast has worked with or encountered
Actress | Plebs
Jane Plough, Steven's inept agent (series proper)
Actress | Strangers
Jane Plough (pilot only)
Actress | EastEnders
Tracy Ann Oberman was born on August 25, 1966 in Brent, London, England. She is an actress and writer, known for EastEnders (1985), Hector and the Search for Happiness (2014) and Filth (2013). She has been married to Rob Cowan since December 19, 2004. They have one child.
Mrs Purchase, wife of Ray ****ing Purchase and has an affair with Steven
Actress | Liar Liar
Award winning Actor Amanda Donohoe trained at the Royal Central school of Speech and Drama. In a career spanning more than 30 years she has appeared in a variety of productions on Stage, Screen and Television in the UK and USA. She won a Golden Globe for her role in the multi award winning TV ...
Ellen, Steven's ex-wife
5. Daisy Ridley
Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley is an English actress. She is best known for her breakthrough role as "Rey" in the 2015 film, Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens (2015). Daisy was born in Westminster, London, on April 10, 1992. She is the daughter of Louise Fawkner-Corbett and Chris Ridley. Her ...
Stage hand at the ****ing play Steven appears at.
Actress | The Windsors
Morgana Robinson is an award-winning television and film actress, best known for her comic portrayals of eccentric, nuanced characters. In 2012, she was awarded Best Breakthrough Artist at the British Comedy Awards for her sketch show, Very Important People and in 2018, she won a BAFTA for ...
3 different roles. A Psycho stalker, an ex girlfriend now married to Josh Homme and Peter Davison's foul mouthed girlfriend. In real life Josh Homme is married to Morgana's half sister.
Actress | Doctor Who
Louise Jameson is a classically trained actress whose first love is the stage but she also became known to millions of British television viewers through her roles in such hugely popular television series as Doctor Who (1963), Tenko (1981), Bergerac (1981) and EastEnders (1985).
Jameson had formal ...
Wendy Nook, Call girl and champion blow footballer
Actress | Lagaan: Once Upon a Time in India
Commander Susan Scott-Gorham, the commanding officer of the Royal Navel submarine that Steven provides the voice for the automated annoucements
9. Emily Bruni
Actress | Investigating Sex
Fellow cast member Kiki Albright under the direction of Acker Hearon
10. Cosima Shaw
Actress | Mars
Cosima Shaw grew up in Berlin, Germany and was raised bilingually by her German mother, a classical violinist and American father, who is a writer and translator. She initially trained as a dancer and singer as well as jobbing in commercials and as a model alongside her academic studies before ...
Greta Cargo, a drama student pal of Steven's turned documentary film maker
11. Carol Cleveland
Actress | Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Born in England, Carol moved to the United States as a youngster after her mother remarried a man in the U.S. Air Force. She attended grammar school in San Antonio, Texas, then John Marshall Junior High and Pasadena High School both in Pasadena, California. She returned to London in 1960 and soon ...
Brooke Haubermann, an agent Steven wants to change Jane for until he learns they are friends
Actress | Cyrano de Bergerac
Jennifer, an actress who falls foul of Steven's bad side when he tries his hand at directing
13. Hannah Fierman
Actress | V/H/S
Honeysuckle, Ed's neice whose gluten allergy has an unneverving effect on Steven
14. Emma Fryer
Actress | Kill List
Susan Random. a journalist who Steven goes out with. She has a habit of throwing trolleys into rivers.
Actress | The Saint
Londoner Charlotte Cornwell was born on April 26 1949. She is the half-sister of novelist John Le Carre - whose real name is David Cornwell - and his novel 'The Little Drummer Girl' had a leading character based on her, Le Carre being disappointed that in the film version the star was not Charlotte...
Peggy Plywood, a director of an open air production of the Scottish play which is going out on live TV causing Steven to have a massive case of stage fright.
16. Sophie Colquhoun
Actress | Captain America: The First Avenger
Clancy Moped, a weather girl who falls in love in love with Steven
17. Heida Reed
Actress | Poldark
Pooky Hook, an actress and model who wants Steven to give her some lessons
18. Sinead Matthews
Actress | Pride & Prejudice
Varrity Mapp, girlfriend of Steven who likes to play the drums a lot
19. Susannah Wise
Actress | An Ideal Husband
Jenny Spasam, one of Steven's co-stars in the play Man Of Sex
20. Sally Dexter
Actress | Emmerdale Farm
Sally Dexter is one of Britain's most respected actresses. A multi-award winner; her reviews are consistently superlative and she's amassed a loyal following on both sides of the Atlantic. She's particularly renowned for her ability to bring warmth and humanity to her roles, as well as a signature ...
Yvonne Wryly, agent with a bit of an explosive temper
21. Lisa Jackson
Actress | Dirk Gently
Portia De Coogan, nurse girlfriend of Toast whose father is a Government minister with a shady past.
22. Chetna Pandya
Actress | Line of Duty
Kate Khan, Steven's girlfriend whose lovemaking with Steven gains public attention.
23. Indira Joshi
Actress | Superman IV: The Quest for Peace
Indira Joshi was born on March 2, 1942 in Sagaing, Myanmar. She is an actress, known for Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987), The Blue Tower (2008) and The Life and Adventures of Nick Nickleby (2012).
Aunt Deepa, Kate Khan's blind Aunt (or not?) who may be up to something.
24. Cariad Lloyd
Actress | Peep Show
Cariad Lloyd was born on August 21, 1982 in Barnet, Middlesex, London, England as Katie Cariad Lloyd. She is an actress and writer, known for Peep Show (2003), Murder in Successville (2015) and Drunk History: UK (2015).
Crew member of a film that Steven is working on
25. Lindsay Duncan
Lindsay Duncan was born on November 7, 1950 in Edinburgh, Scotland as Lindsay Vere Duncan. She is known for her work on Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) (2014), About Time (2013) and Gifted (2017). She is married to Hilton McRae. They have one child.
As herself, venting her fury at the destruction of the Globe Theatre which Steven caused
26. Sheila Hancock
Actress | The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas
Sheila Hancock was born February 22, 1933. on the Isle of Wight. She later moved to King's Cross in London, where her mother and father ran a pub. Sheila went to Dartford Grammar School, and then with a grant she went to RADA. She then went into nine years of weekly repertory around the country. ...
As herself, also venting her at the Globe's Destruction