Turkeys

by andykypros | created - 01 Feb 2014 | updated - 01 Feb 2014 | Public

Real turkey movies in my collection

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1. Going Overboard (1989)

R | 99 min | Comedy

A struggling young comedian takes a menial job on a cruise ship hoping for his big chance to make it in the world of cruise-ship comedy.

Director: Valerie Breiman | Stars: Adam Sandler, Billy Bob Thornton, Billy Zane, Burt Young

Votes: 11,950

Budget: $200,000.

2. Pledge This! (2006)

R | 91 min | Comedy

At South Beach University, a beautiful sorority president takes in a group of unconventional freshman girls seeking acceptance into her house.

Directors: William Heins, Strathford Hamilton | Stars: Paris Hilton, Simon Rex, Paula Garcés, Sarah Carter

Votes: 16,639

Babs Cohen: [to a random woman] Nice legs. What time do they open?

3. Disaster Movie (2008)

PG-13 | 87 min | Comedy

15 Metascore

Over the course of one evening, an unsuspecting group of twenty-somethings find themselves bombarded by a series of natural disasters and catastrophic events.

Directors: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer | Stars: Carmen Electra, Vanessa Lachey, Nicole Parker, Matt Lanter

Votes: 84,916 | Gross: $14.19M

In the movie, the world will end on August 29, 2008, which was the date the movie was released.

4. Sex Madness (1938)

Not Rated | 57 min | Drama

Philanthropist Paul Lorenz is one of the more public faces in the fight against behavior that spreads the many "social diseases", such as syphilis and gonorrhea. An example of such behavior... See full summary »

Director: Dwain Esper | Stars: Vivian McGill, Rose Tapley, Al Rigali, Mark Daniels

Votes: 627

If two virgins have sex together, even while unmarried, they are not at risk for catching a venereal disease.

5. The Wild Women of Wongo (1958)

Unrated | 72 min | Adventure, Comedy

On the tropical island of Wongo, a tribe of beautiful women discover that the other side of the island is inhabited by a tribe of handsome men. They also discover that a tribe of evil ape ... See full summary »

Director: James L. Wolcott | Stars: Jean Hawkshaw, Mary Ann Webb, Candé Gerrard, Adrienne Bourbeau

Votes: 1,005

Some of the stock music used is also used in Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)

6. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)

Not Rated | 81 min | Adventure, Comedy, Family

The Martians kidnap Santa Claus because there is nobody on Mars to give their children presents.

Director: Nicholas Webster | Stars: John Call, Leonard Hicks, Vincent Beck, Bill McCutcheon

Votes: 10,511

The Martian guns are actually painted Whammo Air Blasters.

7. Voyage to the Planet of Prehistoric Women (1968)

Unrated | 78 min | Adventure, Sci-Fi

Astronauts landing on Venus encounter dangerous creatures and almost meet some sexy Venusian women who like to sun-bathe in hip-hugging skin-tight pants and seashell brassieres.

Director: Peter Bogdanovich | Stars: Mamie Van Doren, Mary Marr, Paige Lee, Gennadi Vernov

Votes: 1,207

The footage of the astronauts is actually from a Russian sci-fi film, Planeta bur

8. Dracula vs. Frankenstein (1971)

GP | 91 min | Horror, Sci-Fi

Dracula conspires with a mad doctor to resurrect the Frankenstein Monster.

Directors: Al Adamson, Samuel M. Sherman | Stars: J. Carrol Naish, Lon Chaney Jr., Zandor Vorkov, Anthony Eisley

Votes: 1,670

Originally planned as a sequel to Satan's Sadists (1969), with Russ Tamblyn and other "bikers" reprising their parts from that film. However, not long after filming began, it was decided to turn it into a horror film instead of a biker picture and much of the footage with Tamblyn and other actors from the first film was cut out. They were unable to cut them completely out of the movie, though, which is why Tamblyn and his biker gang seem to be wandering in and out of the film, with no connection to the story line and with not much to do.

9. Medusa (1973)

Unrated | 103 min | Mystery

In Greece, a stewardess is murdered by a masked maniac. Suspicion falls on a drunken American playboy (George Hamilton) and a murderous gangster (Cameron Mitchell).

Director: Gordon Hessler | Stars: George Hamilton, Luciana Paluzzi, Cameron Mitchell, Thodoros Roubanis

Votes: 314

According to screenwriter Christopher Wicking, this film was only made because George Hamilton was about to marry Alana Stewart and thought that it would be nice to have a honeymoon in the sun with all expenses paid by a film company and an acting salary to go with it.

10. Carry on Emmannuelle (1978)

R | 88 min | Comedy, Romance

The beautiful and sex-starved Emmannuelle Prevert just cannot inflame her husband's ardour. In frustration she seduces a string of VIPs, including the Prime Minister and the American ... See full summary »

Director: Gerald Thomas | Stars: Kenneth Williams, Suzanne Danielle, Kenneth Connor, Joan Sims

Votes: 1,567

Kenneth Williams initially turned down his part in the film, calling it offensive. He relented after some script changes had been made.

11. Jaws: The Revenge (1987)

PG-13 | 89 min | Adventure, Horror, Thriller

15 Metascore

Chief Brody's widow believes that her family is deliberately being targeted by another shark in search of revenge.

Director: Joseph Sargent | Stars: Lorraine Gary, Lance Guest, Mario Van Peebles, Karen Young

Votes: 38,881 | Gross: $20.76M

One of actor Michael Caine's notorious "paycheck pictures" alongside Ashanti (1979), The Swarm (1978), The Island (1980), Blame It on Rio (1984) and Beyond the Poseidon Adventure (1979). When Caine was asked about this movie in an interview, he answered, "I have never seen it, but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific."

12. Carry on Columbus (1992)

R | 91 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy

Christopher Columbus believes he can find an alternative route to the far East and persuades the King and Queen of Spain to finance his expedition. But the Sultan of Turkey, who makes a ... See full summary »

Director: Gerald Thomas | Stars: Jim Dale, Bernard Cribbins, Maureen Lipman, Peter Richardson

Votes: 2,029

The role of "Customer With Ear" was originally offered to Jonathan Ross.

13. Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure (2003 TV Movie)

TV-14 | 83 min | Comedy

A holiday to the South Pacific goes awry when Cousin Eddie's family and a tour guide are shipwrecked on an island.

Director: Nick Marck | Stars: Kate Simmons, Jake Thomas, Randy Quaid, Fred Willard

Votes: 3,030

Dana Barron is the first (and to-date only) actress to reprise her role as Audrey Griswold, from Vacation (1983). In all the "Vacation" movies, the Griswold children are played by different actors/actresses in each movie.

14. Gold Diggers (2003)

PG-13 | 90 min | Comedy, Crime

6 Metascore

A pair of losers marry two elderly sisters, thinking they'll inherit their fortune and Beverly Hills estate.

Director: Gary Preisler | Stars: Will Friedle, Chris Owen, Louise Lasser, Renée Taylor

Votes: 2,333 | Gross: $0.53M

One of only six theatrical wide releases on record in the United States to average less than $600 US Dollars on its debut weekend per theater in the past 25 years.

15. Death Tunnel (2005)

R | 97 min | Horror

For an initiation stunt, five college women are locked in a Kentucky hospital built in 1910 where 63,000 people died from a disease known as the "white plague". Deep under the hospital is the "Death Tunnel" which once were used to secretly remove the dead from the grounds.

Director: Philip Adrian Booth | Stars: Steffany Huckaby, Melanie Lewis, Yolanda Pecoraro, Kristin Novak

Votes: 4,846

In the scene where Ritchie wakes up at the morgue, the bodies are clearly breathing when he and Heather leave the room.

16. Date Movie (2006)

PG-13 | 83 min | Comedy, Romance

11 Metascore

Spoof of romantic comedies which focuses on a man, his crush, his parents, and her father.

Directors: Aaron Seltzer, Jason Friedberg | Stars: Alyson Hannigan, Adam Campbell, Fred Willard, Jennifer Coolidge

Votes: 55,803 | Gross: $48.55M

Julia's heritage is Japanese, Indian, Black, and Jewish. When Roz meets Julia, she says that she has been waiting to meet the "shiksa," which is Yiddish for a non-Jewish girl.

17. Mr. Jingles (2006 Video)

R | 80 min | Comedy, Horror

An innocent man imprisoned for a crime he didn't commit emerges from prison bent on exacting revenge on his accusers.

Director: Tommy Brunswick | Stars: Karen Turner, Dave Cunningham, Rudy Hatfield, Kelli Jensen

Votes: 943

After the clown hacks off the guy's hand, the clown raises his hand to hit him again with the ax, and the director's voice is heard in the background yelling "Higher!" to the guy with the ax.

18. Epic Movie (2007)

PG-13 | 86 min | Adventure, Comedy

17 Metascore

A spoof on previous years' epic movies (The Da Vinci Code (2006), The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005) + 20 more), TV series, music videos and celebs. 4 orphans are on an epic adventure.

Directors: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer | Stars: Kal Penn, Jennifer Coolidge, Fred Willard, Adam Campbell

Votes: 99,602 | Gross: $39.74M

Not screened for critics.

19. Savage Planet (2007 TV Movie)

87 min | Action, Adventure, Horror

A team of scientists explore a new planet and find much more than expected.

Director: Andrew Wild | Stars: Sean Patrick Flanery, Reagan Pasternak, Joel Keller, Roman Podhora

Votes: 679

Duncan states "It would take light-years just to send DNA through space..." implying it would take a very long time (which he confirms in his next line). A light-year is a measurement of distance, not time. Also, the planet they are going to is only 20 light-years away.

20. Solid State (2012)

90 min | Action, Horror, Sci-Fi

Be careful of what you touch. A large meteor is heading quickly toward Earth. A space defense launches a missile and seems to destroy the meteor. But a small piece of the meteor lands in a ... See full summary »

Director: Stefano Milla | Stars: Debbie Rochon, Vivica A. Fox, Ava Brunini, Suzi Lorraine

Votes: 443

This film listed at $300k

21. 100 Degrees Below Zero (2013)

Not Rated | 89 min | Action, Adventure, Drama

When a chain of volcanic eruptions rips through Europe, the enormous ash cloud blocks out the sun, plunging the continent into a new ice age. An American couple must find their kids and get them out of Paris before it freezes over.

Director: R.D. Braunstein | Stars: Jeff Fahey, Sara Malakul Lane, Marc Ewins, John Rhys-Davies

Votes: 1,869

The pilot and his newlywed wife are forced to land in London and rent a car but the steering wheel on the wrong side.



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