movie diary'17
by klday | created - 25 Jan 2017 | updated - 14 Mar 2021 | PublicCall my ass FX, ‘cause I got the movies
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1. Godzilla: Final Wars (2004)
PG-13 | 125 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
Godzilla's fiftieth Anniversary project, in which Godzilla travels around the world to fight his old foes and his allies plus a new, mysterious monster named Monster X.
Directors: Ryûhei Kitamura, Koji Hashimoto, Shûsuke Kaneko, Toshio Masuda, Takao Okawara, Masaaki Tezuka, Kenshô Yamashita, Kazuki Ômori | Stars: Masahiro Matsuoka, Rei Kikukawa, Don Frye, Maki Mizuno
Votes: 9,632
recorded off El Ray. possibly not the weirdest Godzilla movie, but definitely the most "extreme". An elite force of mutant soldiers have trapped Godzilla in Antarctic ice, but must free him to save the world when invading aliens unleash an army of kaiju across the globe. Our mutant heroes engage in crazy Matrix-style fights and cross the globe in a submarine that can drill through the Earth's crust. All this craziness is invigorating for a bit, but quickly grows numbing and dull.
2. Always for Pleasure (1978)
Not Rated | 58 min | Documentary, Music
A look at the spirit of New Orleans. First a funeral: Allen Toussaint explains that you arrive slow and cut up afterwards. Then it's food, with a lesson in eating crayfish at Frankie and ... See full summary »
Director: Les Blank | Stars: Kid Thomas, Allen Toussaint, Blue Lu Barker, Irma Thomas
Votes: 574
recorded on tcm
3. The Visit (I) (2015)
PG-13 | 94 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller
Two siblings become increasingly frightened by their grandparents' disturbing behavior while visiting them on vacation.
Director: M. Night Shyamalan | Stars: Olivia DeJonge, Ed Oxenbould, Deanna Dunagan, Peter McRobbie
Votes: 151,340 | Gross: $65.21M
netflix disc
4. Midnight Special (2016)
PG-13 | 112 min | Drama, Mystery, Sci-Fi
A father and son go on the run, pursued by the government and a cult drawn to the child's special powers.
Director: Jeff Nichols | Stars: Michael Shannon, Joel Edgerton, Kirsten Dunst, Adam Driver
Votes: 84,011 | Gross: $3.71M
netflix disc 2/9/17
5. The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999)
R | 139 min | Crime, Drama, Thriller
In late 1950s New York, a young underachiever named Tom Ripley is sent to Italy to retrieve Dickie Greenleaf, a rich and spoiled millionaire playboy. But when the errand fails, Ripley takes extreme measures.
Director: Anthony Minghella | Stars: Matt Damon, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jude Law, Cate Blanchett
Votes: 242,081 | Gross: $81.30M
Netflix disc 3/9/17. rented... last frickin August
6. Piranha 3D (2010)
R | 88 min | Comedy, Horror
After a sudden underwater tremor sets free scores of the prehistoric man-eating fish, an unlikely group of strangers must band together to stop themselves from becoming fish food for the area's new razor-toothed residents.
Director: Alexandre Aja | Stars: Elisabeth Shue, Jerry O'Connell, Richard Dreyfuss, Ving Rhames
Votes: 96,671 | Gross: $25.00M
syfy on demand. insanely gory even in this neutered for tv version, but lacking in characters we care enough about even to despise. very dodgy visual effects; the opening, in which Richard Dreyfus inadvertently opens up a whirlpool leading to an ancient subterranean lake, looks like a Roadrunner cartoon.
7. John Wick (2014)
R | 101 min | Action, Crime, Thriller
An ex-hitman comes out of retirement to track down the gangsters who killed his dog and stole his car.
Director: Chad Stahelski | Stars: Keanu Reeves, Michael Nyqvist, Alfie Allen, Willem Dafoe
Votes: 738,733 | Gross: $43.04M
nflix dvd
8. Cinderella (I) (2015)
PG | 105 min | Adventure, Drama, Family
When her father unexpectedly dies, young Ella finds herself at the mercy of her cruel stepmother and her scheming stepsisters. Never one to give up hope, Ella's fortunes begin to change after meeting a dashing stranger.
Director: Kenneth Branagh | Stars: Lily James, Cate Blanchett, Richard Madden, Helena Bonham Carter
Votes: 190,666 | Gross: $201.15M
subjugated to this nonsense after it was recorded by the wife off of Starz or some such. These rehashes are terrible. I'll allow one exception, which is last year's "Pete's Dragon" remake. Disney, stop doing this *beep* Your animated films are your legacy, and remaking them with cheap cgi cheapens that legacy.
9. What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
R | 86 min | Comedy, Horror
Viago, Deacon, and Vladislav are vampires who are struggling with the mundane aspects of modern life, like paying rent, keeping up with the chore wheel, trying to get into nightclubs, and overcoming flatmate conflicts.
Directors: Jemaine Clement, Taika Waititi | Stars: Jemaine Clement, Taika Waititi, Cori Gonzalez-Macuer, Jonny Brugh
Votes: 200,137 | Gross: $3.33M
on vacation, re-watch with friends off Amazon video, who properly enjoyed it
10. Midnight Special (2016)
PG-13 | 112 min | Drama, Mystery, Sci-Fi
A father and son go on the run, pursued by the government and a cult drawn to the child's special powers.
Director: Jeff Nichols | Stars: Michael Shannon, Joel Edgerton, Kirsten Dunst, Adam Driver
Votes: 84,011 | Gross: $3.71M
off hbo 7/3. Previously watched on dvd, which was a frustrating experience; glare on the screen obscured the image no matter how dark the room was, and even with the sound up all the way the dialog, minimalist by design, was a frustrating mumble. I fret a lot about proper presentation, and I hate it when movies are cropped, but this time at least I wasn't struggling to see and hear the movie.
I still wouldn't call it an unqualified success. Initially the mystery is intriguing; where lots of scifi pummels the audience with exposition, Nichols never tells us anything extra, conveying a lot of information in short scenes without a lot of dialog. The magical little boy is just a bit too precious, and he ultimately comes off as a big trope, especially after he is healed by the sun. Still, the film is anchored by a powerful performance by Michael Shannon, the father of the boy, and his struggle to give his son a better life is a moving story.
11. Pink Floyd: The Wall (1982)
R | 95 min | Drama, Fantasy, Music
A confined but troubled rock star descends into madness in the midst of his physical and social isolation from everyone.
Director: Alan Parker | Stars: Bob Geldof, Christine Hargreaves, James Laurenson, Eleanor David
Votes: 85,365 | Gross: $22.24M
Off tcm. 7/18.
12. This Is the End (2013)
R | 107 min | Comedy, Fantasy
Six Los Angeles celebrities are stuck in James Franco's house after a series of devastating events just destroyed the city. Inside, the group not only have to face the apocalypse, but themselves.
Directors: Evan Goldberg, Seth Rogen | Stars: James Franco, Jonah Hill, Seth Rogen, Jay Baruchel
Votes: 434,778 | Gross: $101.47M
8/18 on demand, in censored form.
13. The Invitation (I) (2015)
Not Rated | 100 min | Drama, Horror, Mystery
When a man accepts an invitation to a dinner party hosted by his ex-wife, the unsettling past reopens old wounds and creates new tensions.
Director: Karyn Kusama | Stars: Logan Marshall-Green, Emayatzy Corinealdi, Michiel Huisman, Tammy Blanchard
Votes: 119,045 | Gross: $0.23M
streaming, with numerous technical difficulties. excellent thriller
14. Speed Racer (2008)
PG | 135 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
Young driver, Speed Racer, aspires to be champion of the racing world with the help of his family and his high-tech Mach 5 automobile.
Directors: Lana Wachowski, Lilly Wachowski | Stars: Emile Hirsch, Matthew Fox, Christina Ricci, Nicholas Elia
Votes: 78,413 | Gross: $43.95M
A big, splashy cartoon with one-dimensional characters, this did not have a lot of replay value. I absolutely loved it in when I saw it in theaters. However when I rewatched it on a home theater projector incapable of high definition; without a crisp image, the weird synthetic sets and backgrounds seem like those of a bad video game. Abandoned halfway through due to buffering problems.
15. Unlocked (I) (2017)
R | 98 min | Action, Thriller
A CIA interrogator is lured into a ruse that puts London at risk of a biological attack.
Director: Michael Apted | Stars: Noomi Rapace, Orlando Bloom, Toni Collette, John Malkovich
Votes: 38,649
streaming. implausible and convoluted thriller. Rapace is an intelligence agent who finds herself embroiled in a deadly conspiracy. An intolerably smug Orlando Bloom is a thief who partners with her to find out who framed her and stop a terrorist attack.
16. The Interview (II) (2014)
R | 112 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
Dave Skylark and his producer Aaron Rapaport run the celebrity tabloid show "Skylark Tonight". When they land an interview with a surprise fan, North Korean dictator Jong-Un Kim, they are recruited by the CIA to assassinate him.
Directors: Evan Goldberg, Seth Rogen | Stars: James Franco, Seth Rogen, Randall Park, Lizzy Caplan
Votes: 354,527 | Gross: $6.11M
After turning doomsday into farce in This Is the End, Rogen and Goldberg turn their satirical gaze toward a more pressing apocalypse, of an impending nuclear war with the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. It's funny, and perhaps a bit unnerving, but these guys just seem to keep making the same movie, one shaggy, violent stoner comedy after another. Randall Park is very funny as Kim Jong-Un, and though the character does embody a lot of the contradictions we see in the real-life Kim, like voraciously consuming western media while threatening war with the US, there's not a true attempt at verisimilitude here. That goes for Franco and Rogen, too, whose characters aspire to be serious journalists, but they're so inept that they don't seem capable of putting on their own tabloid tv show, much less surviving a mission for the CIA.
17. The Red Pill (2016)
TV-14 | 108 min | Documentary
The Red Pill chronicles filmmaker Cassie Jaye's journey following the mysterious and polarizing Men's Rights Movement. The Red Pill explores today's gender war and asks the question "what is the future of gender equality?"
Director: Cassie Jaye | Stars: Cassie Jaye, Paul Elam, Attila Vinczer, Dean Esmay
Votes: 12,042
streaming. a dudes whining about feminism and bewailing their lives in a fascist matriarchal alternate universe. abandoned due to being intolerable. in lieu of a review, why don't you just read about Men's Rights hero Paul Elam's personal journey https://www.buzzfeed.com/adamserwer/how-mens-rights-leader-paul-elam-turned-being-a-deadbeat-dad?utm_term=.ns0ppDEQWG#.lvoggl4V3G
18. Basic Instinct (1992)
R | 127 min | Drama, Mystery, Thriller
A violent police detective investigates a brutal murder that might involve a manipulative and seductive novelist.
Director: Paul Verhoeven | Stars: Michael Douglas, Sharon Stone, George Dzundza, Jeanne Tripplehorn
Votes: 219,021 | Gross: $117.73M
Verhoeven's infamous skin flick is a Hitchcockian fever dream. seen streaming on netflix
19. The Duke of Burgundy (2014)
Not Rated | 104 min | Drama, Romance
A woman who studies butterflies and moths tests the limits of her relationship with her lesbian lover.
Director: Peter Strickland | Stars: Sidse Babett Knudsen, Monica Swinn, Chiara D'Anna, Kata Bartsch
Votes: 14,346 | Gross: $0.03M
caught this streaming on netflix on its last day of availability. A fascinating and madly stylish study of relationship. Knudsen and D'Anna are lovers in a world seemingly without males. When Knudsen, a revered entomologist, isn't collecting butterflies and giving lectures on cave-crickets, she is playing the dom in their sadomasochistic sex games, forcing D'Anna to clean the house and punishing her for any lapse or disobedience. The kinkiness of the sex, the baroque set design, and the gorgeous cinematography lend flavor to a simple, if ultimately rather tricky, question: how do two lovers with very different lives and interests make their relationship work?
20. Eight Below (2006)
PG | 120 min | Adventure, Drama, Family
Brutal cold forces two Antarctic explorers to leave their team of sled dogs behind as they fend for their survival.
Director: Frank Marshall | Stars: Paul Walker, Jason Biggs, Bruce Greenwood, Moon Bloodgood
Votes: 68,353 | Gross: $81.61M
off dvr at the in-laws. The expected Disney sentimentality, with eight adorable huskies stranded in a remote part of Antarctica during a harsh winter storm and fighting to survive. Per IMDB's trivia, this is rather loosely based on an expedition where 15 dogs were stranded, of which 2 survived; nobody wants to see that movie, I think it's safe to say. Walker, as their trainer, is a credible presence out on the ice, time and again saving the life of hapless scientician Bruce Greenwood with grit and know-how. But the action hero gets frog-marched back to civilization by his boss after getting a bad case of frostbite, and is forced to leave the dogs behind. For much of the film he goes around browbeating his friends and lobbying bureaucrats to go back and save the dogs, and this is rather less compelling; here Walker comes across too often as petty and passive-aggressive, especially toward the people least able to do anything about his predicament. The dogs are cute, and they carry the film a bit better, but it's not exactly Ibsen.
21. The Beverly Hillbillies (1993)
PG | 92 min | Comedy, Family
Nice guy redneck Jed Clampett strikes it rich when he finds black oil. He and his kin move to posh Beverly Hills.
Director: Penelope Spheeris | Stars: Diedrich Bader, Erika Eleniak, Jim Varney, Cloris Leachman
Votes: 19,819 | Gross: $44.03M
Cartoonish rehash of the old culture-clash comedy with a lot of painful mugging from an eclectic and largely misused cast. It's weird to single out Jim Varney for praise, but the man who was Ernest P Worrell is amusingly deadpan as Clampett patriach Jed, and merits an honorable mention in a wretched ensemble. Spheeris' comedies tend to be over the top and silly, but this one doesn't have a charismatic force at the center to carry the story and to find the humor in her anarchic sensibilities, as Carvey and Myers do in "Wayne's World".
22. Gerald's Game (2017)
TV-MA | 103 min | Drama, Horror, Thriller
A couple tries to spice up their marriage in a remote lake house. After the husband dies unexpectedly, the wife is left handcuffed to their bed frame and must fight to survive and break free.
Director: Mike Flanagan | Stars: Carla Gugino, Bruce Greenwood, Chiara Aurelia, Carel Struycken
Votes: 127,241
ntflx original. Gugino, a housewife left helplessly chained to the bed after a sex game gone awry in a secluded lakehouse, must contend with a wild dog, desperate hunger and thirst, and visions of a skeletal boogeyman as she struggles to survive somehow.
23. GLOW: The Story of the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling (2012)
TV-PG | 76 min | Documentary
GLOW: The Story of The Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling chronicles the rise and fall of the first ever all-female wrestling show through the stories of those who lived it.
Director: Brett Whitcomb | Stars: Emily Dole, Dee Booher, Larry Whistler, Tracee Meltzer
Votes: 1,676
much enjoying Jenji Kohan's new show, so I watched this on ntflx. I was utterly unfamiliar with the 80's wrestling show, but this look at the program is fascinating. The real women of GLOW are such indelible characters. It's thrilling to see them in their heyday, and they remain charming in interviews from the present day.
24. Sightseers (2012)
Not Rated | 88 min | Adventure, Comedy, Crime
Chris wants to show girlfriend Tina his world, but events soon conspire against the couple and their dream caravan holiday takes a very wrong turn.
Director: Ben Wheatley | Stars: Alice Lowe, Kenneth Hadley, Steve Oram, Eileen Davies
Votes: 30,253 | Gross: $0.04M
Sundance on demand. Not, unfortunately, w/out commercial interruption. Good movie.
25. Barracuda (1978)
PG | 98 min | Horror, Thriller
Little coastal town is being terrorized by deadly Barracudas.
Directors: Harry Kerwin, Wayne Crawford | Stars: Wayne Crawford, Jason Evers, Roberta Leighton, Cliff Emmich
Votes: 1,223
tedious Jaws ripoff, showcased on the fannish movie show "Svengoolie". "Svengoolie" itself was... not great, a showcase for a bunch of hacky, poorly paced jokes, a confusing distraction from a dull flick. The movie itself soon loses the clumsily staged aquatic gore in favor of a half-baked conspiracy plot, and ends abruptly with its dull heroes cut down in a hail of gunfire.
26. John Wick: Chapter 2 (2017)
R | 122 min | Action, Crime, Thriller
After returning to the criminal underworld to repay a debt, John Wick discovers that a large bounty has been put on his life.
Director: Chad Stahelski | Stars: Keanu Reeves, Riccardo Scamarcio, Ian McShane, Ruby Rose
Votes: 511,391 | Gross: $92.03M
27. Buford's Beach Bunnies (1993)
R | 101 min | Comedy
Fast-food mogul Harry Buford serves up the best barbecued bunny sandwiches, and the hottest waitresses, in town. His only son, Jeeter, will inherit the empire only if he can overcome his ... See full summary »
Director: Mark Pirro | Stars: Jim Hanks, Rikki Brando, Monique Parent, Suzanne Ager
Votes: 491
seen on youtube. not a pleasant experience.
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