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Not Rated | 104 min | Documentary
A documentary about the proposed 1998 Superman Lives feature film that would have starred Nicolas Cage.
The Death of Superman Lives: A Documentary About the Most Hilarious Cinematic Near-Miss
2. Moose Jaws
Comedy, Fantasy, Horror | Announced
Like Jaws (1975), but with a moose.
Director: Kevin Smith
Kevin Smith Is Making Jaws ... but With a Moose
3. River of Fundament (2014)
319 min | Drama
In 2007, Matthew Barney and Jonathan Bepler began a new collaborative project inspired by American author Norman Mailer's 1983 novel Ancient Evenings, set in pharaonic Egypt. The project ... See full summary »
Votes: 232 | Gross: $0.04M
River of Fundament Is the Craziest Five-Hour-Long, Star-Studded, Sex-Filled Movie You'll Never See
4. Zero Point (2014)
We're About to Get a Bunch of *beep* Virtual Reality Movies
5. The Mission (II)
Short, Action, War | Post-production
The Mission, produced by New Deal Studios and Jaunt, is the first live action cinematic virtual reality experience. The story follows the adventure of a WWII Special Operations (OSS) team ... See full summary »
6. Harbinger Down (2015)
R | 82 min | Horror, Sci-Fi
While studying the effects of global warming on a pod of whales, grad students on a crabbing vessel and its crew uncover frozen Soviet space shuttle and unintentionally release a monstrous organism from it.
Harbinger Down Will Make You Love '80s Monster Movies Again
7. Reality (2014)
Unrated | 95 min | Comedy
A wanna-be director is given 48 hours by a producer to find the best groan of pain, worthy of an Oscar, as the only condition to back his film.
Reality Is The Work Of A Madman, Starring Napoleon Dynamite
8. The Voices (2014)
R | 103 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
A likable guy pursues his office crush with the help of his evil talking pets, but things turn sinister when she stands him up for a date.
The Voices Stars Ryan Reynolds (Who Talks To Animals, Kills People)
9. Norway (2014)
73 min | Comedy, Drama, Fantasy
Photophobic Zano, arrives in the city for the very first time. The year is 1984 and Athens beckons. A vampire and a fine dancer, Zano quickly gets devoured by the dark underbelly of the capital city. All he really wants is a ''warm'' girl.
Norway Is About An '80s Vampire Who Can't Stop Dancing
10. Goodbye to Language (2014)
Not Rated | 70 min | Drama, Fantasy
A silent, surreal parallel between a couple and a dog.
Jean-Luc Godard Made A 3-D Film To Deliberately Drive You Insane
11. Stretch (2014)
R | 94 min | Comedy, Crime
A hard-luck limo driver struggles to go straight and pay off a debt to his bookie. He takes on a job with a crazed passenger, whose sought-after ledger implicates some seriously dangerous criminals.
Chris Pine Looks Simply Insane In Stretch
12. Night Will Fall (2014)
Not Rated | 75 min | Documentary, History, War
Researchers discover film footage from World War II that turns out to be a lost documentary shot by Alfred Hitchcock and Sidney Bernstein in 1945 about German concentration camps.
A Never-Before-Seen Documentary About The Holocaust... Directed By Alfred Hitchcock
13. Hardcore Henry (2015)
R | 96 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
Henry is resurrected from death with no memory, and he must save his wife from a telekinetic warlord with a plan to bio-engineer soldiers.
Votes: 91,501 | Gross: $9.25M
Hardcore: A Movie Shot Entirely Like a First-Person Shooter
14. Kids vs Monsters (2015)
Unrated | 101 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror
The six richest people in the world each have one thing still dragging them down.. their intolerable kids. Luckily, there is a mysterious entity that is happy to help. See, he has some ... See full summary »
Kids vs Monsters: A Creature Effects Film Right Out of the '80s (Starring Malcolm McDowell)
15. Robot Overlords (2014)
PG-13 | 90 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
Earth has been conquered by robots from a distant galaxy. Survivors are confined to their houses and must wear electronic implants, risking incineration by robot sentries if they venture outside.
Robot Overlords: A B-Movie Starring Ben Kingsley and Gillian Anderson About ... You Know ... Robot Overlords
16. Dark Star: HR Gigers Welt (2014)
Not Rated | 95 min | Documentary, Biography
A look at the life the dark surrealist Swiss artist, H.R.Giger shot a year before his death.
Dark Star: An H.R. Giger Documentary as Creepy as Giger Himself
PG-13 | 101 min | Comedy, Drama, Fantasy
Sam and Jonathan, a pair of hapless novelty salesmen, embark on a tour of the human condition in reality and fantasy that unfold in a series of absurdist episodes.
Votes: 17,755 | Gross: $0.22M
A Pigeon Sat on a Branch Reflecting on Existence: Like a Twisted Monty Python Sketch Show
18. The Other Side of the Wind (2018)
R | 122 min | Drama
A Hollywood director emerges from semi-exile with plans to complete work on an innovative motion picture.
The Other Side of the Wind: A 2015 Found Footage Film By Orson Welles, About Orson Welles
19. Big Game (2014)
PG-13 | 110 min | Action, Adventure
A young teenager camping in the woods helps rescue the President of the United States when Air Force One is shot down near his campsite.
Votes: 32,244 | Gross: $0.02M
Big Game: Die Hard Meets Goonies Meets Air Force One
20. The Wolfpack (2015)
R | 90 min | Documentary, Biography
Confined in an apartment from a New York housing project, the six Angulo brothers learned everything they know about the world through watching films and spend their time reenacting their favorite movies with intricate homemade costumes.
Votes: 12,549 | Gross: $1.30M
The Wolfpack: A Documentary About Teenagers Whose Knowledge of the Outside World Comes Only From Movies
21. The Lobster (2015)
R | 119 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance
In a dystopian near future, single people, according to the laws of The City, are taken to The Hotel, where they are obliged to find a romantic partner in forty-five days or are transformed into beasts and sent off into The Woods.
Votes: 236,025 | Gross: $8.70M
The Lobster: Chubby Colin Farrell in a World Where You're Forced to Mate or Be Turned Into an Animal
22. Accidental Love (2015)
PG-13 | 100 min | Comedy, Romance
A small town waitress gets a nail accidentally lodged in her head causing unpredictable behavior that leads her to Washington, D.C., where sparks fly when she meets a clueless young senator who takes up her cause - but what happens when love interferes with what you stand for?
Accidental Love: An Unreleased David O. Russell Film Written by Al Gore's Daughter
23. It Follows (2014)
R | 100 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller
A young woman is followed by an unknown supernatural force after a sexual encounter.
Votes: 223,211 | Gross: $14.67M
It Follows: Like The Ring, but With *beep*
24. Absolutely Anything (2015)
R | 85 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
A group of eccentric aliens confers a human being with the power to do absolutely anything, as an experiment.
Absolutely Anything: Robin Williams' Last Movie Is Also an Unofficial Monty Python Reunion About Aliens
25. Kung Fury (2015)
Not Rated | 31 min | Short, Action, Comedy
In 1985, Kung Fury, the toughest martial artist cop in Miami, goes back in time to kill the worst criminal of all time - Kung Führer, a.k.a. Adolf Hitler.
Kung Fury: A Swedish Action Movie About Hitler, Vikings, Dinosaurs, and Time Travel
26. Pound of Flesh (2015)
R | 104 min | Action, Thriller
A man's heroic attempt to help a woman in distress ends up with him waking up the next day without a kidney and plotting his revenge.
Pound of Flesh: Jean-Claude Van Damme Wants His Kidney Back
27. Crumbs (II) (2015)
Not Rated | 68 min | Adventure, Fantasy, Mystery
Our figurine sized supermen hero embarks on an epic surreal journey that will take him across the Ethiopian post apocalyptic landscape in search of a way to get on the hovering spacecraft that for years has become a landmark in the skies.
Crumbs: A Sci-Fi Post-Apocalyptic Fever Dream From Ethiopia
28. Cooties (2014)
R | 88 min | Action, Comedy, Horror
A mysterious virus hits an isolated elementary school, transforming the kids into a feral swarm of mass savages. An unlikely hero must lead a motley band of teachers in the fight of their lives.
Votes: 24,964 | Gross: $0.06M
Cooties: Elijah Wood Fighting Children
29. Turbo Kid (2015)
Not Rated | 93 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
In a post-apocalyptic wasteland in 1997, a comic book fan adopts the persona of his favourite hero to save his enthusiastic friend and fight a tyrannical overlord.
Votes: 27,390 | Gross: $0.05M
Turbo Kid: Mad Max, but Teenagers
30. Listen to Me Marlon (2015)
Unrated | 103 min | Documentary, Biography
A documentary that utilizes hundreds of hours of audio that Marlon Brando recorded over the course of his life to tell the screen legend's story.
Votes: 7,377 | Gross: $0.43M
Listen to Me Marlon: A Documentary About Marlon Brando, Narrated by Marlon Brando
31. Roar (1981)
PG | 95 min | Adventure, Comedy, Thriller
A naturalist living with big cats in East Africa expects a visit by his family of four from Chicago. A mix-up leaves him searching for his family, who have been left in the clutches of wild lions.
Roar: A Lost '80s Melanie Griffith Film That Resulted in 70 Goddamn Lion Attacks
Not Rated | 106 min | Documentary
A documentary of the story behind Raiders of the Lost Ark: The Adaptation (1989).
Raiders!: A Documentary About the Greatest Fan Film That Ever Was
33. The Void (I) (2016)
Not Rated | 90 min | Horror, Mystery, Sci-Fi
Shortly after delivering a patient to an understaffed hospital, a police officer experiences strange and violent occurrences seemingly linked to a group of mysterious hooded figures.
Votes: 33,719 | Gross: $0.15M
The Void: Practical Effects Straight Out of Hell
34. Spearhunter (2015)
14 min | Documentary, Short, Biography
Deep in the wilds of rural Alabama, a spear-hunter proclaims himself the world's greatest and erects a museum dedicated to his own bizarre obsession. In this atmospheric and darkly funny ... See full summary »
Spearhunter: A Character Piece About a Spear-Throwing Maniac
Short, Fantasy, Horror | Pre-production
The Yellow Feather: Conquistadors + Monsters
36. Victoria (II) (2015)
Not Rated | 138 min | Crime, Drama, Romance
A young Spanish woman who has recently moved to Berlin finds her flirtation with a local guy turn potentially deadly as their night out with his friends reveals a dangerous secret.
Victoria: Screw Birdman; This Movie Actually Is a Single 134-Minute Shot
37. White God (2014)
R | 121 min | Comedy, Drama, Fantasy
Thirteen-year-old Lili fights to protect her dog Hagen. She is devastated when her father eventually sets Hagen free on the streets. Still innocently believing love can conquer any difficulty, Lili sets out to find her dog and save him.
Votes: 15,872 | Gross: $0.28M
White God: Rise Of The Planet Of The Dogs
38. Stung (I) (2015)
Not Rated | 87 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
A fancy garden party turns into upper class prey when a colony of killer wasps mutates into seven foot tall predators.
Stung: Giant Wasps Attack Lance Henriksen
39. Avenged (2013)
R | 95 min | Action, Fantasy, Horror
A deaf girl is brutalized by a murderous gang who are then hunted by her when the bloodthirsty spirit of an Apache warrior inhabits her lifeless body.
Avenged: A Woman Is Powered By A Native American Revenge Ghost
40. 400 Days (2015)
Unrated | 91 min | Mystery, Sci-Fi, Thriller
With their 400-day mission simulation nearing completion, 4 astronauts begin to feel something's amiss.
400 Days: Dane Cook In Space
41. Air (I) (2015)
PG-13 | 95 min | Drama, Sci-Fi, Thriller
In the near future, breathable air is nonexistent and two engineers tasked with guarding the last hope for mankind struggle to preserve their own lives while administering to their vital task at hand.
Air: The Last Two Men On Earth, And One Of Them Is Daryl Dixon
42. Léa, un ange dans ma maison (2014)
88 min | Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Thriller
A ruthless scientist, Cal Zimmerman, is being interrogated about an experiment that he performed two years ago. During the same period, Abel, a depressed workaholic in a science research ... See full summary »
People Are Shooting Some Crazy *beep* At CERN
43. Symmetry (I) (2015)
60 min | Adventure, Musical, Sci-Fi
SYMMETRY is a dance-opera film shot inside CERN, the largest experimental particle physics facility in the world. With the cathedral-like majesty of the Large Hadron Collider as his theatre... See full summary »
44. Air Sex: The Movie (2014)
81 min | Documentary, Comedy, Sport
A feature length documentary film about the most bizarre touring comedy show there is - the Air Sex World Championships.
Air Sex: A Documentary About, Well, Guess
45. The Tribe (2014)
Unrated | 126 min | Crime, Drama
A deaf boy joins a boarding school for similar children. Confronted by the violent and criminal antics of some of the other boys and girls, he struggles to conform and join the 'tribe'.
Votes: 10,806 | Gross: $0.15M
The Tribe: A Horndog Teen Romp Starring An All-Deaf Cast (With No Subtitles)
46. Deathgasm (2015)
Not Rated | 86 min | Action, Comedy, Horror
Two teenage boys unwittingly summon an ancient evil entity known as The Blind One by delving into black magic while trying to escape their mundane lives.
Deathgasm: Heavy Metal Demon Fighting
47. Knock Knock (I) (2015)
R | 99 min | Drama, Thriller
A devoted father helps two stranded young women who knock on his door, but his kind gesture turns into a dangerous seduction and a deadly game of cat and mouse.
Votes: 89,197 | Gross: $0.04M
Knock Knock: Keanu Reeves Gets Sex-Tortured
48. Seance (2001)
88 min | Horror