Cracked.com's New Movies You Should Be Way More Excited About

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1. The Death of Superman Lives: What Happened? (2015)

Not Rated | 104 min | Documentary

A documentary about the proposed 1998 Superman Lives feature film that would have starred Nicolas Cage.

Director: Jon Schnepp | Stars: Nicolas Cage, Tim Burton, Kevin Smith, Jon Peters

Votes: 4,384

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/5-weird-new-movies-that-deserve-way-more-hype/

The Death of Superman Lives: A Documentary About the Most Hilarious Cinematic Near-Miss

2. Moose Jaws

Comedy, Fantasy, Horror | Announced

Like Jaws (1975), but with a moose.

Director: Kevin Smith

Kevin Smith Is Making Jaws ... but With a Moose

3. River of Fundament (2014)

319 min | Drama

56 Metascore

In 2007, Matthew Barney and Jonathan Bepler began a new collaborative project inspired by American author Norman Mailer's 1983 novel Ancient Evenings, set in pharaonic Egypt. The project ... See full summary »

Director: Matthew Barney | Stars: Dave Bald Eagle, Milford Graves, John Buffalo Mailer, Ellen Burstyn

Votes: 232 | Gross: $0.04M

River of Fundament Is the Craziest Five-Hour-Long, Star-Studded, Sex-Filled Movie You'll Never See

We're About to Get a Bunch of *beep* Virtual Reality Movies

5. The Mission (II)

Short, Action, War | Post-production

The Mission, produced by New Deal Studios and Jaunt, is the first live action cinematic virtual reality experience. The story follows the adventure of a WWII Special Operations (OSS) team ... See full summary »

Director: Matthew Gratzner | Stars: Tom Schanley, Terence J. Rotolo, Ty Anaya, Artem Mishin

6. Harbinger Down (2015)

R | 82 min | Horror, Sci-Fi

While studying the effects of global warming on a pod of whales, grad students on a crabbing vessel and its crew uncover frozen Soviet space shuttle and unintentionally release a monstrous organism from it.

Director: Alec Gillis | Stars: Lance Henriksen, Camille Balsamo, Matt Winston, Reid Collums

Votes: 6,180

Harbinger Down Will Make You Love '80s Monster Movies Again

7. Reality (2014)

Unrated | 95 min | Comedy

55 Metascore

A wanna-be director is given 48 hours by a producer to find the best groan of pain, worthy of an Oscar, as the only condition to back his film.

Director: Quentin Dupieux | Stars: Alain Chabat, Jonathan Lambert, Élodie Bouchez, Kyla Kenedy

Votes: 5,716

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/6-obscure-new-movies-more-people-should-be-excited-about/

Reality Is The Work Of A Madman, Starring Napoleon Dynamite

8. The Voices (2014)

R | 103 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy

58 Metascore

A likable guy pursues his office crush with the help of his evil talking pets, but things turn sinister when she stands him up for a date.

Director: Marjane Satrapi | Stars: Ryan Reynolds, Gemma Arterton, Anna Kendrick, Jacki Weaver

Votes: 55,888

The Voices Stars Ryan Reynolds (Who Talks To Animals, Kills People)

9. Norway (2014)

73 min | Comedy, Drama, Fantasy

Photophobic Zano, arrives in the city for the very first time. The year is 1984 and Athens beckons. A vampire and a fine dancer, Zano quickly gets devoured by the dark underbelly of the capital city. All he really wants is a ''warm'' girl.

Director: Yannis Veslemes | Stars: Vangelis Mourikis, Alexia Kaltsiki, Daniel Bolda, Markos Lezes

Votes: 727

Norway Is About An '80s Vampire Who Can't Stop Dancing

10. Goodbye to Language (2014)

Not Rated | 70 min | Drama, Fantasy

75 Metascore

A silent, surreal parallel between a couple and a dog.

Director: Jean-Luc Godard | Stars: Héloïse Godet, Kamel Abdelli, Richard Chevallier, Zoé Bruneau

Votes: 5,725

Jean-Luc Godard Made A 3-D Film To Deliberately Drive You Insane

11. Stretch (2014)

R | 94 min | Comedy, Crime

A hard-luck limo driver struggles to go straight and pay off a debt to his bookie. He takes on a job with a crazed passenger, whose sought-after ledger implicates some seriously dangerous criminals.

Director: Joe Carnahan | Stars: Patrick Wilson, Ed Helms, James Badge Dale, Brooklyn Decker

Votes: 30,540

Chris Pine Looks Simply Insane In Stretch

12. Night Will Fall (2014)

Not Rated | 75 min | Documentary, History, War

85 Metascore

Researchers discover film footage from World War II that turns out to be a lost documentary shot by Alfred Hitchcock and Sidney Bernstein in 1945 about German concentration camps.

Director: André Singer | Stars: Helena Bonham Carter, Jasper Britton, Leonard Berney, George Leonard

Votes: 3,168

A Never-Before-Seen Documentary About The Holocaust... Directed By Alfred Hitchcock

13. Hardcore Henry (2015)

R | 96 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi

51 Metascore

Henry is resurrected from death with no memory, and he must save his wife from a telekinetic warlord with a plan to bio-engineer soldiers.

Director: Ilya Naishuller | Stars: Sharlto Copley, Tim Roth, Haley Bennett, Danila Kozlovskiy

Votes: 91,501 | Gross: $9.25M

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/6-weird-new-movies-you-should-be-way-more-excited-about/

Hardcore: A Movie Shot Entirely Like a First-Person Shooter

14. Kids vs Monsters (2015)

Unrated | 101 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror

The six richest people in the world each have one thing still dragging them down.. their intolerable kids. Luckily, there is a mysterious entity that is happy to help. See, he has some ... See full summary »

Director: Sultan Saeed Al Darmaki | Stars: Keith David, Lance Henriksen, Malcolm McDowell, Richard Moll

Votes: 147

Kids vs Monsters: A Creature Effects Film Right Out of the '80s (Starring Malcolm McDowell)

15. Robot Overlords (2014)

PG-13 | 90 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi

47 Metascore

Earth has been conquered by robots from a distant galaxy. Survivors are confined to their houses and must wear electronic implants, risking incineration by robot sentries if they venture outside.

Director: Jon Wright | Stars: Ben Kingsley, Gillian Anderson, Callan McAuliffe, Ella Hunt

Votes: 7,138

Robot Overlords: A B-Movie Starring Ben Kingsley and Gillian Anderson About ... You Know ... Robot Overlords

16. Dark Star: HR Gigers Welt (2014)

Not Rated | 95 min | Documentary, Biography

62 Metascore

A look at the life the dark surrealist Swiss artist, H.R.Giger shot a year before his death.

Director: Belinda Sallin | Stars: H.R. Giger, Carmen Maria Giger, Stanislav Grof, Hans H. Kunz

Votes: 1,162

Dark Star: An H.R. Giger Documentary as Creepy as Giger Himself

17. A Pigeon Sat on a Branch Reflecting on Existence (2014)

PG-13 | 101 min | Comedy, Drama, Fantasy

81 Metascore

Sam and Jonathan, a pair of hapless novelty salesmen, embark on a tour of the human condition in reality and fantasy that unfold in a series of absurdist episodes.

Director: Roy Andersson | Stars: Holger Andersson, Nils Westblom, Viktor Gyllenberg, Lotti Törnros

Votes: 17,755 | Gross: $0.22M

A Pigeon Sat on a Branch Reflecting on Existence: Like a Twisted Monty Python Sketch Show

18. The Other Side of the Wind (2018)

R | 122 min | Drama

78 Metascore

A Hollywood director emerges from semi-exile with plans to complete work on an innovative motion picture.

Director: Orson Welles | Stars: John Huston, Oja Kodar, Peter Bogdanovich, Susan Strasberg

Votes: 6,881

The Other Side of the Wind: A 2015 Found Footage Film By Orson Welles, About Orson Welles

19. Big Game (2014)

PG-13 | 110 min | Action, Adventure

53 Metascore

A young teenager camping in the woods helps rescue the President of the United States when Air Force One is shot down near his campsite.

Director: Jalmari Helander | Stars: Samuel L. Jackson, Onni Tommila, Ray Stevenson, Victor Garber

Votes: 32,244 | Gross: $0.02M

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/6-upcoming-movies-that-deserve-way-more-hype/

Big Game: Die Hard Meets Goonies Meets Air Force One

20. The Wolfpack (2015)

R | 90 min | Documentary, Biography

75 Metascore

Confined in an apartment from a New York housing project, the six Angulo brothers learned everything they know about the world through watching films and spend their time reenacting their favorite movies with intricate homemade costumes.

Director: Crystal Moselle | Stars: Mukunda Angulo, Narayana Angulo, Susanne Angulo, Bhagavan Angulo

Votes: 12,549 | Gross: $1.30M

The Wolfpack: A Documentary About Teenagers Whose Knowledge of the Outside World Comes Only From Movies

21. The Lobster (2015)

R | 119 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance

82 Metascore

In a dystopian near future, single people, according to the laws of The City, are taken to The Hotel, where they are obliged to find a romantic partner in forty-five days or are transformed into beasts and sent off into The Woods.

Director: Yorgos Lanthimos | Stars: Colin Farrell, Rachel Weisz, Jessica Barden, Olivia Colman

Votes: 236,025 | Gross: $8.70M

The Lobster: Chubby Colin Farrell in a World Where You're Forced to Mate or Be Turned Into an Animal

22. Accidental Love (2015)

PG-13 | 100 min | Comedy, Romance

20 Metascore

A small town waitress gets a nail accidentally lodged in her head causing unpredictable behavior that leads her to Washington, D.C., where sparks fly when she meets a clueless young senator who takes up her cause - but what happens when love interferes with what you stand for?

Director: David O. Russell | Stars: Jessica Biel, Ray Brown, Jenny Gulley, Beverly D'Angelo

Votes: 8,234

Accidental Love: An Unreleased David O. Russell Film Written by Al Gore's Daughter

23. It Follows (2014)

R | 100 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller

83 Metascore

A young woman is followed by an unknown supernatural force after a sexual encounter.

Director: David Robert Mitchell | Stars: Maika Monroe, Keir Gilchrist, Olivia Luccardi, Lili Sepe

Votes: 223,211 | Gross: $14.67M

It Follows: Like The Ring, but With *beep*

24. Absolutely Anything (2015)

R | 85 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi

31 Metascore

A group of eccentric aliens confers a human being with the power to do absolutely anything, as an experiment.

Director: Terry Jones | Stars: Simon Pegg, Kate Beckinsale, Sanjeev Bhaskar, Rob Riggle

Votes: 41,554

Absolutely Anything: Robin Williams' Last Movie Is Also an Unofficial Monty Python Reunion About Aliens

25. Kung Fury (2015)

Not Rated | 31 min | Short, Action, Comedy

In 1985, Kung Fury, the toughest martial artist cop in Miami, goes back in time to kill the worst criminal of all time - Kung Führer, a.k.a. Adolf Hitler.

Director: David Sandberg | Stars: David Sandberg, Jorma Taccone, Steven Chew, Leopold Nilsson

Votes: 57,890

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/6-new-movies-that-deserve-way-more-hype/

Kung Fury: A Swedish Action Movie About Hitler, Vikings, Dinosaurs, and Time Travel

26. Pound of Flesh (2015)

R | 104 min | Action, Thriller

41 Metascore

A man's heroic attempt to help a woman in distress ends up with him waking up the next day without a kidney and plotting his revenge.

Director: Ernie Barbarash | Stars: Jean-Claude Van Damme, John Ralston, Aki Aleong, Charlotte Peters

Votes: 6,356

Pound of Flesh: Jean-Claude Van Damme Wants His Kidney Back

27. Crumbs (II) (2015)

Not Rated | 68 min | Adventure, Fantasy, Mystery

Our figurine sized supermen hero embarks on an epic surreal journey that will take him across the Ethiopian post apocalyptic landscape in search of a way to get on the hovering spacecraft that for years has become a landmark in the skies.

Director: Miguel Llansó | Stars: Daniel Tadesse, Quino Piñero, Selam Tesfayie, Mengistu Berhanu

Votes: 667

Crumbs: A Sci-Fi Post-Apocalyptic Fever Dream From Ethiopia

28. Cooties (2014)

R | 88 min | Action, Comedy, Horror

49 Metascore

A mysterious virus hits an isolated elementary school, transforming the kids into a feral swarm of mass savages. An unlikely hero must lead a motley band of teachers in the fight of their lives.

Directors: Jonathan Milott, Cary Murnion | Stars: Elijah Wood, Rainn Wilson, Alison Pill, Jack McBrayer

Votes: 24,964 | Gross: $0.06M

Cooties: Elijah Wood Fighting Children

29. Turbo Kid (2015)

Not Rated | 93 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy

60 Metascore

In a post-apocalyptic wasteland in 1997, a comic book fan adopts the persona of his favourite hero to save his enthusiastic friend and fight a tyrannical overlord.

Directors: François Simard, Anouk Whissell, Yoann-Karl Whissell | Stars: Munro Chambers, Laurence Leboeuf, Michael Ironside, Edwin Wright

Votes: 27,390 | Gross: $0.05M

Turbo Kid: Mad Max, but Teenagers

30. Listen to Me Marlon (2015)

Unrated | 103 min | Documentary, Biography

87 Metascore

A documentary that utilizes hundreds of hours of audio that Marlon Brando recorded over the course of his life to tell the screen legend's story.

Director: Stevan Riley | Stars: Marlon Brando, Stella Adler, Bernardo Bertolucci, Michael Borne

Votes: 7,377 | Gross: $0.43M

Listen to Me Marlon: A Documentary About Marlon Brando, Narrated by Marlon Brando

31. Roar (1981)

PG | 95 min | Adventure, Comedy, Thriller

65 Metascore

A naturalist living with big cats in East Africa expects a visit by his family of four from Chicago. A mix-up leaves him searching for his family, who have been left in the clutches of wild lions.

Director: Noel Marshall | Stars: Tippi Hedren, Noel Marshall, Melanie Griffith, John Marshall

Votes: 3,684

http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-crazy-looking-new-movies-that-deserve-way-more-hype/

Roar: A Lost '80s Melanie Griffith Film That Resulted in 70 Goddamn Lion Attacks

32. Raiders!: The Story of the Greatest Fan Film Ever Made (2015)

Not Rated | 106 min | Documentary

70 Metascore

A documentary of the story behind Raiders of the Lost Ark: The Adaptation (1989).

Directors: Jeremy Coon, Tim Skousen | Stars: Chris Strompolos, Eric Zala, Jayson Lamb, Angela Rodriguez

Votes: 2,136

Raiders!: A Documentary About the Greatest Fan Film That Ever Was

33. The Void (I) (2016)

Not Rated | 90 min | Horror, Mystery, Sci-Fi

62 Metascore

Shortly after delivering a patient to an understaffed hospital, a police officer experiences strange and violent occurrences seemingly linked to a group of mysterious hooded figures.

Directors: Jeremy Gillespie, Steven Kostanski | Stars: Aaron Poole, Kenneth Welsh, Daniel Fathers, Kathleen Munroe

Votes: 33,719 | Gross: $0.15M

The Void: Practical Effects Straight Out of Hell

34. Spearhunter (2015)

14 min | Documentary, Short, Biography

Deep in the wilds of rural Alabama, a spear-hunter proclaims himself the world's greatest and erects a museum dedicated to his own bizarre obsession. In this atmospheric and darkly funny ... See full summary »

Directors: Luke Poling, Adam Roffman | Stars: Joe English, Sharon Estes Henson, Gene Morris, Heather Jean Morris

Votes: 19

Spearhunter: A Character Piece About a Spear-Throwing Maniac

35. The Yellow Feather

Short, Fantasy, Horror | Pre-production

Add a Plot

Directors: Lincoln Smith, Lucas P. Smith

The Yellow Feather: Conquistadors + Monsters

36. Victoria (II) (2015)

Not Rated | 138 min | Crime, Drama, Romance

77 Metascore

A young Spanish woman who has recently moved to Berlin finds her flirtation with a local guy turn potentially deadly as their night out with his friends reveals a dangerous secret.

Director: Sebastian Schipper | Stars: Laia Costa, Frederick Lau, Franz Rogowski, Burak Yigit

Votes: 56,070

Victoria: Screw Birdman; This Movie Actually Is a Single 134-Minute Shot

37. White God (2014)

R | 121 min | Comedy, Drama, Fantasy

80 Metascore

Thirteen-year-old Lili fights to protect her dog Hagen. She is devastated when her father eventually sets Hagen free on the streets. Still innocently believing love can conquer any difficulty, Lili sets out to find her dog and save him.

Director: Kornél Mundruczó | Stars: Zsófia Psotta, Sándor Zsótér, Lili Horvát, Szabolcs Thuróczy

Votes: 15,872 | Gross: $0.28M

http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-crazy-looking-new-movies-that-deserve-more-hype/

White God: Rise Of The Planet Of The Dogs

38. Stung (I) (2015)

Not Rated | 87 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy

46 Metascore

A fancy garden party turns into upper class prey when a colony of killer wasps mutates into seven foot tall predators.

Director: Benni Diez | Stars: Matt O'Leary, Jessica Cook, Lance Henriksen, Clifton Collins Jr.

Votes: 4,914

Stung: Giant Wasps Attack Lance Henriksen

39. Avenged (2013)

R | 95 min | Action, Fantasy, Horror

A deaf girl is brutalized by a murderous gang who are then hunted by her when the bloodthirsty spirit of an Apache warrior inhabits her lifeless body.

Director: Michael S. Ojeda | Stars: Amanda Adrienne Smith, Marc Anthony Samuel, Rodney Rowland, Tom Ardavany

Votes: 3,716

Avenged: A Woman Is Powered By A Native American Revenge Ghost

40. 400 Days (2015)

Unrated | 91 min | Mystery, Sci-Fi, Thriller

With their 400-day mission simulation nearing completion, 4 astronauts begin to feel something's amiss.

Director: Matt Osterman | Stars: Brandon Routh, Dane Cook, Caity Lotz, Ben Feldman

Votes: 10,950

400 Days: Dane Cook In Space

41. Air (I) (2015)

PG-13 | 95 min | Drama, Sci-Fi, Thriller

33 Metascore

In the near future, breathable air is nonexistent and two engineers tasked with guarding the last hope for mankind struggle to preserve their own lives while administering to their vital task at hand.

Director: Christian Cantamessa | Stars: Norman Reedus, Djimon Hounsou, Sandrine Holt, Michael Hogan

Votes: 12,050

Air: The Last Two Men On Earth, And One Of Them Is Daryl Dixon

42. Léa, un ange dans ma maison (2014)

88 min | Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Thriller

A ruthless scientist, Cal Zimmerman, is being interrogated about an experiment that he performed two years ago. During the same period, Abel, a depressed workaholic in a science research ... See full summary »

Director: Jacques-Hervé Fichet | Stars: Lou-Émilie Alves, Timothé Améno, Gabrielle Antoine, Julia Bovagne

Votes: 78

People Are Shooting Some Crazy *beep* At CERN

43. Symmetry (I) (2015)

60 min | Adventure, Musical, Sci-Fi

SYMMETRY is a dance-opera film shot inside CERN, the largest experimental particle physics facility in the world. With the cathedral-like majesty of the Large Hadron Collider as his theatre... See full summary »

Director: Ruben Van Leer | Stars: Lukas Timulak, Claron McFadden, Shirley Essenboom, Celia Amade

Votes: 23

44. Air Sex: The Movie (2014)

81 min | Documentary, Comedy, Sport

A feature length documentary film about the most bizarre touring comedy show there is - the Air Sex World Championships.

Director: Jonathan Evans | Stars: David Arquette, Colt Cabana, David Liebe Hart, Twanna Hines

Votes: 31

http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-crazy-upcoming-movies-you-havent-heard-yet/

Air Sex: A Documentary About, Well, Guess

45. The Tribe (2014)

Unrated | 126 min | Crime, Drama

78 Metascore

A deaf boy joins a boarding school for similar children. Confronted by the violent and criminal antics of some of the other boys and girls, he struggles to conform and join the 'tribe'.

Director: Myroslav Slaboshpytskyi | Stars: Hryhoriy Fesenko, Yana Novikova, Rosa Babiy, Oleksandr Dsiadevych

Votes: 10,806 | Gross: $0.15M

The Tribe: A Horndog Teen Romp Starring An All-Deaf Cast (With No Subtitles)

46. Deathgasm (2015)

Not Rated | 86 min | Action, Comedy, Horror

65 Metascore

Two teenage boys unwittingly summon an ancient evil entity known as The Blind One by delving into black magic while trying to escape their mundane lives.

Director: Jason Lei Howden | Stars: Milo Cawthorne, James Joshua Blake, Kimberley Crossman, Sam Berkley

Votes: 16,794

Deathgasm: Heavy Metal Demon Fighting

47. Knock Knock (I) (2015)

R | 99 min | Drama, Thriller

53 Metascore

A devoted father helps two stranded young women who knock on his door, but his kind gesture turns into a dangerous seduction and a deadly game of cat and mouse.

Director: Eli Roth | Stars: Keanu Reeves, Lorenza Izzo, Ana de Armas, Aaron Burns

Votes: 89,197 | Gross: $0.04M

Knock Knock: Keanu Reeves Gets Sex-Tortured