Everyman with a Crowbar (new thread pending)
by TsarStepan | created - 02 Apr 2015 | updated - 11 Sep 2018 | PublicIf the powers that be were to create an animated series based on the Valve's Half-Life video game series, who should be cast as the voice of the sentient/talking crowbar?
Just kidding. Who would you cast to play the scientist-protagonist, Gordon Freeman in a hypothetical television or cinema adaptation?
[link=]Size your candidate and prep his custom-made HEV Mark IV suit here[/link]!
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