The Best Episodes of "Married With Children"

by justinmarshall987 | created - 09 Apr 2015 | updated - 10 Apr 2015 | Public

What are the funniest episodes of "Married... With Children"?

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1. Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode: He Thought He Could (1988)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

Al discovers a library book that was due in 1957. He must return it to the library and face up to his worst childhood fear: the librarian.

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse

Votes: 554

#1 (tie) The best of Al Bundy.

2. Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode: 976-SHOE (1989)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

Al decides to open a shoe emergency hot-line with help from Steve in the form of a $50,000 loan. But typically, Al's get-rich-quick scheme backfires when nobody phones in. When Marcy gives ... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse

Votes: 518

#1 (tie) The best of Al Bundy.

3. Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode: Teacher Pets (1992)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

Bud's belief that his 40-year-old teacher is romantic interested in him is greeted by laughter from everyone. But another student smells the smoke and wants the fire for herself. Meanwhile,... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 390

The last scene, with Al in Bud's classroom, is one of the funniest of the series.

4. Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode: Oldies But Young 'Uns (1991)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

Al is haunted by a tune on the radio he can hum but not name, and he gets no help from Peggy or the D'Arcy's. Al similarly haunts Kelly's new boyfriend, Vinnie Verducci, the son of his ... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 446

Hmm Hmmm Him.

5. Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode: The Gas Station Show (1992)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

When Al can't pay his bill at the gas station, he is forced to don a uniform, complete with 'Habib' name tag and work at the station. He spends the day being hounded by motorists, as well as Peg and the kids.

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 398

The quintessential "Married with Children" episode of the Jefferson D'Arcy (Ted McGinley) era.

6. Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode: The Naked and the Dead, But Mostly the Naked (1995)

TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy

To check out their husbands claim of "totally innocent fun," Peggy, Marcy, and their friends accompany their husbands Al, Jefferson, Charlie, Ike, and Bob Rooney to the Jiggly Room strip ... See full summary »

Director: Sam W. Orender | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 355

During later seasons of "Married with Children," its consistency starts to wane... But like all of the greats, it remains dangerous right 'til the end, as this episode shows.

7. Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode: Eatin' Out (1989)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

The Bundy's go out to a fancy restaurant to spend a great windfall, an inheritance check for $237 from a late uncle of Peggy's. But it becomes apparent that the fine dining in public is not... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse

Votes: 483

If you've never seen "Married with Children," and you're wondering whether or not you'll like it, this Steve Rhoades (David Garrison) era archetype of an episode will let you know.

8. Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode: Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me (1989)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

After Kelly gets in trouble at school, the only way she can get out of punishment if she joins the school's tap-dance club.

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse

Votes: 510

Kelly Bundy tap dances her way into the world's imagination.

9. Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode: The Egg and I (1992)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

Steve returns to try and reclaim his estranged wife unaware that she has remarried to a younger man.

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 397

Steve Rhoades (David Garrison) vs. Jefferson D'Arcy, (Ted McGinley) for the hand of Marcy.

10. Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode: What Goes Around Came Around (1990)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

Al is all excited when he's asked to speak at his high school reunion dance at Polk High. At the dance, while Al rambles on and on about the unhappily married man, Peggy finds herself being... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 428

Bud Bundy will have his revenge on Saved by the Bell's Tiffany Amber Theissen, a la "Carrie."

11. Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode: You Better Watch Out (1987)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

The Bundys' Christmas is rudely interrupted when a parachuting mall Santa crash-lands into their backyard, attracting the neighborhood kids.

Director: Linda Day | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse

Votes: 524

Deck the fence with one mall Santa, (fa la la.)

12. Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode: All-Nite Security Dude (1991)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

When a second floor aerobics studio, full of terribly overweight women, collapses into the shoe store, Al is laid off while the store is being repaired. Al then gets a night job as a ... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 441

Requiem for "four touchdowns in a single game."

13. Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode: Peggy Made a Little Lamb (1990)

TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy

Peggy tries to earn her G.E.D. with Kelly in night school.

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 390

High school, Bundy style.



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