The Best Episodes of "Married With Children"
by justinmarshall987 | created - 09 Apr 2015 | updated - 10 Apr 2015 | PublicWhat are the funniest episodes of "Married... With Children"?
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1.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
He Thought He Could
(1988)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Al discovers a library book that was due in 1957. He must return it to the library and face up to his worst childhood fear: the librarian.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 850
#1 (tie) The best of Al Bundy.
2.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
976-SHOE
(1989)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Al decides to open a shoe emergency hot-line with help from Steve in the form of a $50,000 loan. But typically, Al's get-rich-quick scheme backfires when nobody phones in. When Marcy gives ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 801
#1 (tie) The best of Al Bundy.
3.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Teacher Pets
(1992)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Bud's belief that his 40-year-old teacher is romantic interested in him is greeted by laughter from everyone. But another student smells the smoke and wants the fire for herself. Meanwhile,... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 609
The last scene, with Al in Bud's classroom, is one of the funniest of the series.
4.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Oldies But Young 'Uns
(1991)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Al is haunted by a tune on the radio he can hum but not name, and he gets no help from Peggy or the D'Arcy's. Al similarly haunts Kelly's new boyfriend, Vinnie Verducci, the son of his ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 693
Hmm Hmmm Him.
5.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
The Gas Station Show
(1992)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
When Al can't pay his bill at the gas station, he is forced to don a uniform, complete with 'Habib' name tag and work at the station. He spends the day being hounded by motorists, as well as Peg and the kids.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 631
The quintessential "Married with Children" episode of the Jefferson D'Arcy (Ted McGinley) era.
6.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
The Naked and the Dead, But Mostly the Naked
(1995)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy
To check out their husbands claim of "totally innocent fun," Peggy, Marcy, and their friends accompany their husbands Al, Jefferson, Charlie, Ike, and Bob Rooney to the Jiggly Room strip ... See full summary »
Director: Sam W. Orender | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 550
During later seasons of "Married with Children," its consistency starts to wane... But like all of the greats, it remains dangerous right 'til the end, as this episode shows.
7.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Eatin' Out
(1989)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
The Bundy's go out to a fancy restaurant to spend a great windfall, an inheritance check for $237 from a late uncle of Peggy's. But it becomes apparent that the fine dining in public is not... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 755
If you've never seen "Married with Children," and you're wondering whether or not you'll like it, this Steve Rhoades (David Garrison) era archetype of an episode will let you know.
8.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me
(1989)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
After Kelly gets in trouble at school, the only way she can get out of punishment if she joins the school's tap-dance club.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 793
Kelly Bundy tap dances her way into the world's imagination.
9.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
The Egg and I
(1992)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Steve returns to try and reclaim his estranged wife unaware that she has remarried to a younger man.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 618
Steve Rhoades (David Garrison) vs. Jefferson D'Arcy, (Ted McGinley) for the hand of Marcy.
10.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
What Goes Around Came Around
(1990)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Al is all excited when he's asked to speak at his high school reunion dance at Polk High. At the dance, while Al rambles on and on about the unhappily married man, Peggy finds herself being... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 683
Bud Bundy will have his revenge on Saved by the Bell's Tiffany Amber Theissen, a la "Carrie."
11.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
You Better Watch Out
(1987)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
The Bundys' Christmas is rudely interrupted when a parachuting mall Santa crash-lands into their backyard, attracting the neighborhood kids.
Director: Linda Day | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse
Votes: 846
Deck the fence with one mall Santa, (fa la la.)
12.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
All-Nite Security Dude
(1991)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
When a second floor aerobics studio, full of terribly overweight women, collapses into the shoe store, Al is laid off while the store is being repaired. Al then gets a night job as a ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 665
Requiem for "four touchdowns in a single game."
13.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Peggy Made a Little Lamb
(1990)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Peggy tries to earn her G.E.D. with Kelly in night school.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 613
High school, Bundy style.
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