Favourite Lines of Dialogue from Tv and Film

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy! (Life of Brian)

You either die the hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. (The Dark Knight)

In case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening and good night. (The Truman Show)

Clark, do the honours whilst Stan, Ollie and Rainman gather round and try and remember what it was like to be in the police. (New Tricks)

What? you mean Potpourri, one of the biggest cons of the 20th century... should be a label only effective when inserted up nostril. (Jonathan Creek)

Not my daughter, you b*tch! (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2)

You make me wanna be a better man. (As good as it gets)

The greater good. (Hot Fuzz)

You know I'm something of a scientist myself (Spider-Man)

Pretty obvious (Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets)

Ya Like Jazz? (The Bee Movie)

You can't handle the truth!!! (A Few Good Men)

[Is there anything else I can help you with?] Yeah, you can go f*ck yourself Justin! (Ready or Not)

[Have you seen the sugar?] In the red corner, contained in a salmon pink Tupperware box, wearing the letter 'S', weighing in at 450 grams, all the way from Tate & Lyle. It's the Sugar! (The Sketch Show)

Excuse me, just add a bit of parsley (Miranda)

Oh please, she has a family she's a mother! (Glee)

Chicken bhuna, lamb bhuna, prawn bhuna, mushroom rice, bag of chips, keema naan and 9 poppadoms... I'd like a saag aloo as well please Mick. (Gavin and Stacey)

[Come on Del, let's see your two pair] Well, I've got a pair of aces... and I got another pair of aces [that's four aces] (Only Fools and Horses)

Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed... [You're not going to suddenly go away again, are you?] No. I might drown but otherwise, No. (Four Weddings and a Funeral)

[Your wife, Is she here? Is she alright] I don't think she is. I shot her. (Fracture)

How come God gets credit whenever something good happens? Where was he when her heart stopped? (House MD)

Cut all the way into this kid's heart, and all we got was this lousy, non-infectious fibrous tissue. (House MD)

Hmm, well, have you thought about, I don't know, not doing that. (House MD)

He did however just get hit by a bullet. Just Mentioning [He was shot?] no, somebody threw it at him. (House MD)

You wake up in the morning, your paint's peeling, your curtains are gone and the water is boiling. Which problem do you deal with first? [House!] None of them! The building's on fire! (House MD)

[Will you stop creeping up on me!] I don't creep, I glide. (New Tricks)

[What's a motto?] Nothin'. What's a motto with you? (The Lion King)

[What do you mean dead?] The spark of his life is smothered in sh*te, his spirit is gone but his stench remains. (A Knight's Tale)

This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!! (Monty Python - Dead Parrot Sketch)

Don't exist, don't simply exist, that's boring as f*ck, Live. You know stir some sh*t up, f*ck some sh*t up, f*ck it right (The Professor)

Sometimes we don't do things we want to do, so that others won't know we want to do them (The Village)

What good is it to tell you, you are in my every thought from the time I wake? What good can come from my saying I sometimes cannot think clearly, or do my work properly? What gain can rise from my telling you, the only time I feel fear as others do is when i think of you in harm? (The Village)

It was like nobody ever saw me, even I didn't know if I really existed (Joker)

Happy? I haven't been happy, one minute of my entire f*ckin' life (Joker)

[There are other avengers] Yeah. but given the choice between the archer with the mohawk and several bug-themed crime fighters or one of the most powerful magic-wielders on the planet... (Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness)

I'm Living in America, and in America you're on your own. America is not a country, it's just a business (Killing Them Softly)

[How the hell are you?] Still a million bucks short of being a millionaire (Planes, Trains & Automobiles)

I carried a watermelon (Dirty Dancing)

[Do you ever have déjà vu, Mrs. Lancaster?] I don't think so, but I could check with the kitchen. (Groundhog Day)

[Nervous?] Yes [First Time?] No, i've been nervous lots of times (Airplane)

Well, is it too much to have them work and pay and live and die in a couple of decent rooms and a bath? Anyway, my father didn't think so. People were human beings to him. But to you, a warped, frustrated old man, they're cattle. Well in my book, my father died a much richer man than you'll ever be! (It's A Wonderful Life)

[Everything was fine with our system until our power grid was shut off by d*ckless here]...[is this true?] Yes, it's true. This man has no dick. (Ghostbusters)

I Have entered the abyss. I've bought a house in the abyss. I'm getting my post forwarded to the abyss. (Peep Show)

No Turkey? You f*cking idiot Jeremy! You total f*cking idiot! That was your job, you f*cking moron! You cretin! You're a f*ckhead! That's what you are, a f*cking sh*thead! (Peep Show)

I'm not really here, it's research. I'm Louis Theroux, I'm Louis Theroux... (Peep Show)

Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great, either. Like Tottenham (In Bruges)

[I thought, you know, you were invincible] I was. I'm not anymore (The Crow)

If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever. (The Crow)

What is grief, if not love persevering? (WandaVision)

Yeah, I don't like people. [Oh, Well now that's now fair Roy. Have you met all of them?] I've met enough of them...People...What a bunch of bastards. (The IT Crowd)

You've got a bloody suitcase on wheels. Real men don't get the Earth to help carry their luggage, mate. (Peep Show)

Please don't be chipper in the face of me being miserable. It really makes me hate you. (The Big Short)

[You don't want to end up old and alone...] I came into this world alone, i'll go through it alone, and i'm going to die alone. So f*ck it. (Reptile)