My Kid Killed Santa With Capitalism (Guest Column)

My Kid Killed Santa With Capitalism (Guest Column)
Ok look — I’m a good parent. I love my kids, I’m fun-ish, and I try to raise my children practically. My wife and I look at each parenting situation not through lenses tinged with that saccharine faux-nostalgia perpetuated by family movies — but with empirical evidence and reason.

See why I said “fun-ish”?

But this year, my practicality coupled with my daughter’s new passion for free-market economics brought about an untimely demise for the diabetic philanthropist known as Santa Claus.

I should first contextualize my daughter. She is six years old, but has talked like she’s 40 since ...
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