Love Island (ITV2) | itv.com
Ghislaine Maxwell: Epstein’s Shadow (Sky Documentaries) | sky.com
Physical (Apple TV+) | apple.com
Ah, Love Island (cracks knuckles), we have been waiting for you. The seventh series of the fake-tanned ratings-cum-branding juggernaut returned to Mallorca after 18 months of pandemic-induced hiatus, hailed as “the most commercialised show on British television”. But – oh dear – Love Island’s first episode was beaten by some Euro-themed football tournament (anyone know anything about this? They’re keeping it very quiet), and by the tennis at Wimbledon. Clearly, it wasn’t the best of weeks to launch, and viewing figures will rally. Won’t they?
If Sheila’s Flashdance hair is supposed to be a perm, it needs more frizz