"Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex" Woody Allen 1972 United Artists
How many neurotic New York intellectuals does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, uh, the question is not whether the light bulb needs to... to be changed but if I am on a light-bulb-changing phase now. Maybe I should ask my Rabbi if I'm ready for that, or my analyst... or my ex-wife, well, in fact they happen to be the same person... but wasn't there a great poet who once said "You'll always find your way if light is in your heart", well... you can tell this guy never lived in New York. Huh... I guess at the end, what matters is... to change the light bulb... and that's that. Well, that's all I've got to say. Good night.