General Hospital (1963)
Too much drama always going on there!
Get a much needed medical second opinion and check yourself out of that hospital ASAP here!
Too much drama always going on there!
If Major Franklin Marion Burns doesn't botch your surgery, you still could become a casualty from incoming artillery from the North Koreans.
If you find yourself in Arkham Asylum, you will likely be having more problems then merely trying to survive its notoriously dangerous inmates.
They might have socialized medicine in Denmark but the bedside manners of some of the medical staff and the unofficial residents of the hospital might leave you wanting for breath.
With a profit margin obsessed/tightwad hospital administration such as this? Plus, it's a teaching hospital where you get newbie doctors learning their trade on you, their patients? You might have a better chance going to a school nurse to get what ills you checked out.
Isn't Stephen King the hospital's administrator? Enough said!
Pray that your child doesn't fall sick in the vicinity of this medical institution.
Nope. They no longer accept your health insurance. And they indefinitely out of pudding cups, too.
If you find yourself in Briacliff Mental Institution, you will likely be having more problems then merely trying to survive its notoriously dangerous staff.
If you find yourself in Baltimore State Hospital for the Criminally Insane you will likely be having more problems then merely trying to survive its notoriously dangerous inmates and incompetent staff.