Poll: Top 35 "Simpsons" movie-referencing quotes ...

Results of 4,069 votes:

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   The Shining (1980)

    

   Wille : "You've got the Shinning Bart : "You mean Shining." Willie : "Sshhh...you want to get sued?"
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   Speed (1994)

    

   Homer : "I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to Speed around a city, keeping its Speed over fifty, and if its Speed dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Cou…
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   Rashomon (1950)

    

   Marge : "You liked Rashomon" Homer : "That's not how I remember it"
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   Citizen Kane (1941)

    

   Lisa : "Oh, look, there's the cane from Citizen Kane... wait a minute... there was no cane in Citizen Kane!"
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   To Kill a Mockingbird (1962)

    

   Homer : "I'll have to read Marge's book. And I swore never to read again after To Kill a Mockingbird gave me no useful advice on killing mockingbirds. It did teach me not to judge a man based on …
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   Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)

    

   Comic Book Guy : "Oh, handwritten script for Star Wars by George Lucas. Princess Leia's anti-jiggle breast tape. Film reel labeled, "Alternate ending -- Luke's father is Chewbacca." …
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   Tron (1982)

    

   Homer: "...it's like...did anyone see the movie Tron." Hibbert: ”No.” Lisa: ”No.” Marge: ”No.” Wiggum: ”No.” Bart: ”No.” Patty: ”No.” Wiggum: ”No.” Ned: ”No.” Selma: ”No.” Frink: ”No.” Lovej…
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   Police Academy (1984)

    

   Homer : "STEALING! How could you? Why do you think I took you to see all those Police Academy movies, FOR FUN? I DIDN'T HEAR ANYONE LAUGHING, DID YOU? except at that guy who made sound effects.&q…
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   Chinatown (1974)

    

   Homer : "Look Marge, you don't know what it's like - I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order. You're out of order. The whole freakin' system is out o…
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    Die Hard (1988)

     

    FBI Agent : "Most people write letters to movie stars. This Simpson guy writes to movies. "Dear Die Hard. You rock. Especially when that guy was on the roof. P.S: Do you know Mad Max?"
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    Lethal Weapon 2 (1989)

     

    Homer : "And before Lethal Weapon 2, I never thought there could be a bomb on my toilet and now I check every time!" Marge : "It's true, he does"
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    Superman (1978)

     

    Homer : "I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman."
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    The NeverEnding Story (1984)

     

    Hutz : "This is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the movie The Neverending Story"
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    Lethal Weapon (1987)

     

    Homer : "Movies aren't stupid. They fill us with romance and hatred and revenge fantasies. Lethal Weapon taught us that suicide is funny!" Gibson : "That really wasn't my intention...&…
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    Finding Nemo (2003)

     

    Fat Tony : "Who wants to sleep with the fishes?.. Because I brought this Finding Nemo bedspread!"
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    Planet of the Apes (1968)

     

    Parker : "Troy! Mac Parker. Ever hear of...Planet of the Apes?" Troy : "Uh... the movie or the planet?"
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    Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)

     

    Milhouse : "It's like Speed 2, only with a bus instead of a boat!"
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    The Cable Guy (1996)

     

    Bart : "There's that awful script from The Cable Guy." Homer : "Let me see that. Stupid script! Nearly wrecked Jim Carrey's career!"
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    Titanic (1997)

     

    Homer : "Well, I'll always have my prank calls. Hello? Old lady from Titanic? You stink!"
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    The Godfather Part III (1990)

     

    Bart : "Look at all these bootleg videos! "Alien Autopsy." "Illegal Alien Autopsy." "Godfather III-- Good Version.""
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    Godzilla (1954)

     

    Pilot : "Uh, everyone, please strap yourselves in, as we are experiencing a little Godzilla-related turbulence. It doesn't look too bad, though. He usually lets go at about 30,000 feet, and, afte…
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    Braveheart (1995)

     

    Homer : "It was your plan, from Braveheart, your army mooned the enemy until they could take no more and surrendered." Gibson : "No! They didn't! They attacked us in a horribly blood…
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    Gremlins (1984)

     

    Homer : "Lisa, vampires are make-believe, just like elves, Gremlins, and Eskimos."
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    Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)

     

    Homer : "I've seen Mrs. Doubtfire. This is a man in drag!" Marge : "Homer, if you’re going to do that to every applicant, we’re never going to find one." Nanny : "Hello, I’m M…
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    L.A. Confidential (1997)

     

    Smithers : "Miss Basinger! Those red pumps you wore in LA Confidential were fabulous! Where can I get a pair for my, uh, mother? She wears a 12 Double "E"!"
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    Barton Fink (1991)

     

    Lewis : "Come on Bart, we're gonna go sneaking into a R-rated movie" Milhouse : "It's called Barton Fink." Bart : "I can't. I told my Dad I'd wait for him." Milhouse, Le…
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    Bambi (1942)

     

    Brady : "Now Bambi, who started that forest fire that killed your mother? Evolution?! My my my..."
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    Paint Your Wagon (1969)

     

    Bart : "So prepare yourself for the bloody mayhem and unholy carnage of Joshua Logan's Paint Your Wagon"
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    Romeo and Juliet (1968)

     

    Milhouse : "How could this happen? We started out like Romeo and Juliet but it ended up in tragedy!"
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    Shine (1996)

     

    Homer : "I'm.. the piano genius from the.. movie Shine!" Man : "Uh huh, and your name is?” Homer: "Uuh, Shiny McShine?”
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    An Officer and a Gentleman (1982)

     

    Carl : "Hey, Richard, in An Officer and a Gentleman, did you really do all those sit-ups?" Richard Gere : "I wish! I did one, and they just showed it a thousand times."
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    Ben-Hur (1959)

     

    Maude : "Oh no! That's leprosy! Remember those scary lepers in Ben-Hur. Ned : "You saw Ben-Hur without me? Maude : "We were broken up then!
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    Howards End (1992)

     

    Christian : "But this was going to be the studio's prestige picture, like Howard's End or Sophie's Choice" Homer : "Ugh. Those movies sucked. I only saw them to get Marge into the sa…
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    Alive (1993)

     

    Homer : "Now Marge, "Dear Abby" says seeing films about air travel can calm your fears. Ooh! Here are some upbeat titles: Hero, Fearless... Alive!"
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    Payback (1999)

     

    Homer : "Did Braveheart surrender? Did Payback surrender?"