Why do I do this to myself?
Once called The Mouse Experiment, this even has a dumb logline: "The film follows a group of friends stuck at a fairground amusement park hunted down by a mutated rat - Steamboat Willie."
Yes, Steamboat Willie is in the public domain, so we will get stuff like this instead of making Amityville movies. And Screamboat. And The Mouse Trap. And Mouseboat Massacre. And The Mouse Trap: Welcome to The Mickeyverse.
I swear I will not watch all of these movies, like Amityville and Ouija, and keep posting them.
I'm lying and hate myself because I've already watched two of these.
Directed by Brendan Petrizzo and written by Harry Boxley (Popeye's Revenge) and Marc Gottlieb (Snow White and the Seven Samurai), this has Dr. Rupert (Chris Lines) creating killers like the well-named The Killer (Lewis Santer), who looks like a Spirit Store version of Mickey by way of Hot Topic. There's also The Bear (Stephen Staley), wearing the same mask as the killer from Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey, and the two have to compete to see who can get the most body parts.
Is Pooh in the same universe as Mickey now? How many Mickey universes will there be? For all the people watching it, how many other than me picked it because Michelle Bauer and Geretta Geretta have voice cameos? Why is this set in a video game place (Knightly's Fun Park Towyn, North Wales' premier holiday entertainment complex)- other than it's trying to be Five Nights at Freddy's too while it's stealing so much- when it has nothing to do with the plot? And murderous jellyfish? And somewhat good gore? Why did Mickey act like Art the Clown? Why would Dr. Rupert be using women's bodies to make a bride for each of his murderers?
The ending makes no sense, and the sound quality is as good as a second wave of black metal record. I'm being kind to the sound design as that makes it seem lood. But hey- a killer mouse who is public domain. When do we get Amityville Mickey? Am I going to have to film it?
Once called The Mouse Experiment, this even has a dumb logline: "The film follows a group of friends stuck at a fairground amusement park hunted down by a mutated rat - Steamboat Willie."
Yes, Steamboat Willie is in the public domain, so we will get stuff like this instead of making Amityville movies. And Screamboat. And The Mouse Trap. And Mouseboat Massacre. And The Mouse Trap: Welcome to The Mickeyverse.
I swear I will not watch all of these movies, like Amityville and Ouija, and keep posting them.
I'm lying and hate myself because I've already watched two of these.
Directed by Brendan Petrizzo and written by Harry Boxley (Popeye's Revenge) and Marc Gottlieb (Snow White and the Seven Samurai), this has Dr. Rupert (Chris Lines) creating killers like the well-named The Killer (Lewis Santer), who looks like a Spirit Store version of Mickey by way of Hot Topic. There's also The Bear (Stephen Staley), wearing the same mask as the killer from Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey, and the two have to compete to see who can get the most body parts.
Is Pooh in the same universe as Mickey now? How many Mickey universes will there be? For all the people watching it, how many other than me picked it because Michelle Bauer and Geretta Geretta have voice cameos? Why is this set in a video game place (Knightly's Fun Park Towyn, North Wales' premier holiday entertainment complex)- other than it's trying to be Five Nights at Freddy's too while it's stealing so much- when it has nothing to do with the plot? And murderous jellyfish? And somewhat good gore? Why did Mickey act like Art the Clown? Why would Dr. Rupert be using women's bodies to make a bride for each of his murderers?
The ending makes no sense, and the sound quality is as good as a second wave of black metal record. I'm being kind to the sound design as that makes it seem lood. But hey- a killer mouse who is public domain. When do we get Amityville Mickey? Am I going to have to film it?