The Raven (2006 Video)
1/10
WtFuck
26 June 2007
Warning: Spoilers
I can't believe I watched all of this movie.

There was very little plot with a lot of random nudity. Obviously the director was a very horny man who wanted to see a lot of boobs that day. The acting was worse than porn acting. When the credits rolled I didn't even know who the characters were. This movie was full of random flashes of images and writing with bad voice overs.

And was this girl in love with Edgar Allen Poe or something?

Don't take this movie seriously.

This is my best attempt at the plot: The girl named Lenore had a grandfather-like figure who ended up not being her grandfather at all, but rather a random man that found her and then gave her to a convent. (He had an eye patch; it was weird.) Lenore grew up and her hair went from brown to blonde and she became "goth" with lots of awful black clothing and bad lipstick. She was in a band that sounded suspiciously like Evanescence. Lenore was a very bad actress in general, but she was especially bad at sleeping. It kind of looked like she was having a seizure.

She was raped, but that may or may not have been a dream. She killed a man in a bathtub, but that also may or may not have been a dream. This random bald man in plaid pants was frolicking through a field of flowers. This man (who might have been the bald man she killed, or the bald man in the flowers) went around and killed all of her friends, who had no wounds, but lots of fake blood. Lenore didn't seem to care. Lenore was about to be killed by this man, but Edgar Allen Poe (who I think she was in love with) said "She's mine" and saved her. But that also may or may not have been a dream.

There was lots of ravens everywhere, which was the only real connection to Edgar Allen Poe's "the Raven" at all.

All in all, this was a waste of life, but it provides a great deal of entertainment if you want a movie to make fun of.
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