It is hard to no where to start on how bad this is. You see films like this and can only think that they exist as some sort of tax dodge.
This could easily have been written and directed by a lobotomised whelk, were that whelk to be the most stupid whelk ever to have been born.
Harvey Sylvester's performance, and I use that word in it's loosest possible sense, is laughable. The extent of his characterisation is to pull the face of someone with a sinus issue and spitting between his teeth. That he won an NFA only shows what a nonsense awards are. Thankfully his 'acting' career was as short as his musical career.
Other than keeping David Essex's canal barge fuelled for another month or two, this film has zero redeeming features. Well, it ends, that was a merciful release.
This could easily have been written and directed by a lobotomised whelk, were that whelk to be the most stupid whelk ever to have been born.
Harvey Sylvester's performance, and I use that word in it's loosest possible sense, is laughable. The extent of his characterisation is to pull the face of someone with a sinus issue and spitting between his teeth. That he won an NFA only shows what a nonsense awards are. Thankfully his 'acting' career was as short as his musical career.
Other than keeping David Essex's canal barge fuelled for another month or two, this film has zero redeeming features. Well, it ends, that was a merciful release.