Not So Dumb (1930)

Donald Ogden Stewart: Skylar Van Dyke, Horace Patterson

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Quotes 

• Van Dyke : I just made the most beautiful shot, right through the bathroom window!

• Van Dyke : Do you like games?

  Mrs. Forbes : Yes, I do.

  Van Dyke : Oh, I know a wonderful game.

  Mrs. Forbes : You do?

  Van Dyke : Want to play? It's called guess who.

  Mrs. Forbes : Guess who?

  Van Dyke : Yeah. You come on, you stand up.

  Mrs. Forbes : Stand up.

  Van Dyke : Now, you close your eyes.

  Mrs. Forbes : Close my eyes.

  Van Dyke : Now, bend forward.

  Mrs. Forbes : Bend forward.

  Van Dyke : Now, don't you look. And you guess who.

  [slaps Mrs. Forbes on her bottom] 

  Van Dyke : Now, guess who?

  Mrs. Forbes : It was you.

  Van Dyke : Oh, you peeked! Well, bend over again.

  Mrs. Forbes : Oh, no. I don't - I don't want to play anymore.

• Van Dyke : Sell everything. Everything!

  Mr. Forbes : What?

  Van Dyke : War with Spain.

  Mr. Forbes : You mean, war between Spain and this country?

  Van Dyke : Oh, no. Spain and Abyssinia. I was talking for two hours with J.P. Morgan yesterday. But, keep it under your hat.