50 Million Frenchmen (1931)

Ole Olsen: Simon Johanssen

Quotes 

• Simon Johanssen : Well, what can we do for you today?

  A Scotsman : How much do you charge for a ticket to Edinburgh?

  Peter Swanson : To where?

  A Scotsman : To Edinburgh.

  Peter Swanson : [they put him on the weighing scales]  Two hundred and fifty dollars.

  A Scotsman : [outraged]  Two hundred and fifty dollars?

  Peter Swanson : Two hundred and fifty dollars.

  A Scotsman : Hoots, mon!

  Peter Swanson : He's got owl blood in him!

  A Scotsman : How much do you charge for shipping a dead man?

  Simon Johanssen : Thirty five dollars.

  A Scotsman : Thirty five dollars?

  [he exits and a shot is heard. Peter rings up $35 on the cash register]