The Big Broadcast of 1937 (1936)

Martha Raye: Patsy

Quotes 

• Jack Carson : Patsy!

  Patsy : Yes, Sir

  Jack Carson : Try to get hold of Frank Rossman, right away.

  Patsy : Frank Rossman?

  Jack Carson : Yeah, and get me a couple of writers and a copy of Romeo and Juliet.

  Patsy : You meant what?

  Jack Carson : I said "Romeo and Juliet". You know - the couple that made love on a balcony.

  Patsy : In a balcony? What theatre?

  Jack Carson : How do I know what theatre? Get the book and somebody to read it!

• Patsy : I'm Mr. Carson's secretary. I'll try and find him for you.

  Mrs. Platt : Oh, look, if you're Mr. Carson's secretary, maybe you're sitting on his lap. Mr. Carson? Mr. Carson?

  [looks behind Patsy] 

• Patsy : Oh, Mr. Carson, I got a terrific gag for one of your programs. Oh, it's marvelous!

  Jack Carson : That's nice. I doubt it.

  Patsy : Oh, you'll laugh at this one. It's brand new. You see, I say, "I had a terrible time last night with Amos." Oh, this is marvelous. You say, "Amos who?" And I say...

  Jack Carson : Amos Quito.

  Patsy : Yeah!

  [laughs hysterically] 

• Patsy : When a gal is crazy about a mug who won't even give her a tumble, well...

  Gwen Holmes : Strictly business, he said. All right, it'll be strictly business with everybody from now on.

  Patsy : Well, why don't you make it monkey business!