- Hank: Well, if it isn't my old friend, Beau Brummell Millhouse. Where did you get that or-chid?
- Frog Millhouse: That's a night-blooming cryptogram - far rarer than any orchid.
- Hank: What's so rare about it?
- Frog Millhouse: (The "orchid" squirts water all over Hank) Introducing my new sideline of tricks, jokes and novelties. Buy some?
- Hank: You got any explosive cigars?
- Frog Millhouse: Here it is. Lights like a perfecto, goes off like a torpedo and it's only two bits!
- [Gene and Frog enter a bar pretending to be murderous outlaws]
- Bartender: What'll it be, strangers?
- Frog Millhouse: I'd like a glass of milk.
- Gene Autry: [elbows Frog] Aw, he's always kidding. We'll drink whiskey straight and wash it down with lye.