Evelyn Ankers: Calamity Jane
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Quotes
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Matt Baker : Miss Mullen hired a lawyer.
Colorado Charley : A lawyer?
Calamity Jane : I'll shoot it out with him, too!
Matt Baker : You can't do that, Calam! Law and order is comin' to the Gulch. Why, in a week or so, we'll have a real United States judge here. Ask Sheriff Atwood if you don't believe me.
Colorado Charley : Great jumpin' horny toads! What's this town comin' to anyway? Soon be where a man can't settle an argument in his own way!
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[Calamity, Gordon and Colorado have just won a shoot-out with ruffians who stole a stagecoach]
Calamity Jane : How's your passengers?
Colorado Charley : Them? Uh, why I can't figure out which one's ready for the coroner and which one's ready for jail.
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[last lines]
Calamity Jane : [referring to Wild Bill Hickok] Well, I reckon I ain't never loved anybody else but him anyway. Pard, we'll meet again in the Happy Hunting Grounds.
Colorado Charley : I sure hope there's plenty of room up there, Calam, 'cause when you and Wild Bill get together again, there's gonna be some tall shootin'!
Calamity Jane : When I die, Colorado, I want to be buried right here... beside him.
Narrator : Calam's wish was granted. Her friends buried her beside him. Calam died in Deadwood 27 years later on the same day of the month Wild Bill was killed - August 2nd.
