Guiding Light (1952–2009)
Beth Ehlers: Harley Cooper, Harley Cooper Aitoro, Harley Cooper Spaulding, Harley Cooper Auitoro, Harley Cooper Aituro, Harley Spaulding, Irna Phillips
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Quotes
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Gus Aitoro : Hey I've got to go.
Harley Davidson Cooper Mallet Spaulding Aituro : Where?
Gus Aitoro : I'm a detective. I need to detect something.
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Marina Cooper #6 : I don't know about you guys, but I've always wanted to go to Hawaii.
Henry Cooper : Uh-huh, warm weather, big old palm trees, I don't know about you, but it sounds about perfect to me.
Harley Davidson Cooper Mallet Spaulding Aituro : Just about perfect.
Alan Cooper 'Zach' Spaulding : [Has headphones on] All I hear is weird people talking.
Marina Cooper #6 : Oh, that's just my soap opera podcast.
Henry Cooper : Weird people-- what have you been listening to? Give me that. Zach, I think you'll like this a little better. And Harley, I think you'll like this, too, this band is amazing. Hey!
Harley Davidson Cooper Mallet Spaulding Aituro : [Distracted] I'm sorry, what?
Henry Cooper : I'm just saying I'm glad we're all finally together, you know, hanging out.
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Harley Davidson Cooper Mallet Spaulding Aituro : Okay, well, I started out the year making 50 cents a day because I was in prison, and I ended the year married-- which is good, right?-- Making six figures as a CEO.
Ira : Oh, all right. Gus?
Gus Aitoro : Nope, everything's easy for me. Although next year might be a problem because I was legally dead, partially, briefly. Do I get a tax break for that?
