The Seven Year Itch (1955)

Doro Merande: Waitress at Vegetarian Restaurant

Quotes 

• Richard Sherman : Miss, may I have the check, please?

  Waitress at Vegetarian Restaurant : Oh, yes, sir. Now let's see... we had the number seven special, a soybean hamburger with french-fried soybeans... Soybean sherbet and peppermint tea.

  Richard Sherman : Don't forget I had a cocktail to start.

  Waitress at Vegetarian Restaurant : Oh yes, we had the sauerkraut juice on the rocks, didn't we? You will be proud to know that your entire meal with the cocktail was only 260 calories.

  Richard Sherman : I am proud.

  Waitress at Vegetarian Restaurant : That will be a dollar and 27 cents.

  Richard Sherman : Keep the change.

  Waitress at Vegetarian Restaurant : Oh, we don't permit tipping. But, if you like, I can put it in the fund for our nudist camp?

  Richard Sherman : You do that.

• Waitress at Vegetarian Restaurant : Nudism is such a worthy cause. We must bring the message to the people. We must teach them to unmask their poor, suffocating bodies and let them breathe again. Clothes are the enemy! Without clothes there'd be no sickness and no war! I ask you sir, can you imagine two great armies on the battlefield, no uniforms, completely nude? No way of telling friend from foe, all brothers together.