The Flintstones (1960–1966)
Mel Blanc: Barney Rubble, Dino, Judge, Parrot, Desk Clerk, Doctor, Monkey, Airmail Bird, Bank Manager, Bartender, Bat, Bellboy, Billy the Kidder, Cabbie, Cashier, Coffe Shop Owner, Colonel, Cuckoo Clock, Dodo Bird, Dorrman, Dr. Sinister, Drill Sergeant, Foreman, Fred's Boss, G.W., Garbage Man, Guy, Guy #2, Hillbilly, Kitty, Leo Ferocious, Man #2, Mop Bird, Mr. Hashimoto, Mr. Macyrock, Mr. Rockenheimer, Mr. Slabsides, Plumber, Robber, Rock Quartz, Shelly, Sonny, Stoneyfeller, Sven, Turtle
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Quotes
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Fred Flintstone : Where's your get up and go?
Barney Rubble : It just got up and went.
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Barney Rubble : [upon seeing an assembled mastodon skeleton after sneaking into the Brickrock home] Your suspicions were correct, Fred. There she is - Agatha Brickrock with her outside removed.
Fred Flintstone : That's not Agatha; that's a mastodon.
Barney Rubble : A whats-a-don?
Fred Flintstone : A big thing with a lumpy body, thick legs, a long nose, floppy ears, and tusks.
Barney Rubble : Sounds like Agatha to me.
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Barney Rubble : Say, Fred, ain't it time for the big fight?
Fred Flintstone : Hey-hey, I'm glad you remembered! You fix the chairs. I'll get the soda and popcorn.
Wilma Flintstone : I didn't know there was a fight scheduled.
Barney Rubble : [while moving two chairs over to the window looking into the neighbors' home] You kiddin'? Tonight's for the championship. Oh, it should be a real grudge bout.
Betty Rubble : Heavyweight or lightweight?
Barney Rubble : Both. A heavyweight versus a lightweight.
Wilma Flintstone : Why are you putting the chairs over there by the window? The TV set is here.
Fred Flintstone : This is not on TV. It's a closed-circuit.
Betty Rubble : But who's fighting?
Barney Rubble : The new neighbors - Mrs. and Mr. Brickrock.
Wilma Flintstone : Fred! You don't intend to eavespeep?
Fred Flintstone : Ho-ho-hoooo, I wouldn't miss tonight's bout for anything. Those two have been putting on the greatest fight of the century. Last night's bout was a doozy. Did you ever hear such hysterics? All that screaming and shrieking in that high voice?
Barney Rubble : Yeah, I thought he'd never stop!
Betty Rubble : Oh, that's terrible! You mean that meek little man hit's his wife?
Fred Flintstone : No-o-o, in the last three bouts, he didn't even lay a glove on her. He's strictly a defensive fighter.
Barney Rubble : You'd think she'd let him win once in a while just to keep up his interest.
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Wilma Flintstone , Betty Rubble : Melville J. Muchrocks is a crook.
Fred Flintstone : Muchrocks a crook? Are you sure?
Wilma Flintstone : Absolutely, he's wanted by the police.
Betty Rubble : We heard him described to a T.
Fred Flintstone : Wilma, do you know where they went?
Wilma Flintstone : They said they were going to the amusement park and then to dinner. Oh my poor mother.
[She starts crying]
Fred Flintstone : Don't you worry sweetheart, you leave it to me. Barney.
Barney Rubble : Yeah Fred?
Fred Flintstone : C'mon, let's go.
Barney Rubble : Right Fred.
Fred Flintstone : You ever play football, Barney?
Barney Rubble : Yeah Fred, why?
Fred Flintstone : Because you're going to run interference while I intercept a proposal.
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[Fred goes to try out the Barney-copter and doesn't get far off the ground]
Barney Rubble : Hey, you're too fat, Fred!
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Barney Rubble : [Fred has just fallen down after taking a swing at Barney] Whale on the beach! Whale on the beach!
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Wilma Flintstone : [while Alvin Brickrock, an Alfred Hitchcock lookalike, is at the Flintstones' front door] Do you know the Rubbles?
Barney Rubble : We've never met, but I've admired your footwork many many times.
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Barney Rubble : [as Alvin Brickrock returns home to find Barney and Fred in his home] Eddy-frey, when's the op-cays oming-cay?
Fred Flintstone : I couldn't ind-fay an op-cay, Arney-bay.
Barney Rubble : Oy vey
