John Herman Shaner credited as playing...
Dr. Phoebus Farb
- [a patient has just ran out of Farb's office screaming]
- Dr. Phoebus Farb: Seymour, Seymour, got a bad tooth, huh?
- Seymour: [frightened; turns around to leave] No, I thought this was the men's room.
- Dr. Phoebus Farb: Seymour, come back here, you bad dog, you, get in there!
- [Farb grabs Seymour and pushes him into his office]
- [after pulling out one of Seymour's teeth]
- Dr. Phoebus Farb: Look at that! Would you look at that, Seymour? I didn't know you were an elk!
- Dr. Phoebus Farb: That'll teach you to keep your bill up to date, you deadbeat! Well, then run, you sniveling dog! Then run. I'm glad, I hurt you. I'm glad. I'm glad.