Where the Boys Are (1960)

Chill Wills: Police Captain

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• Police Captain : Wait a minute! Haven't I seen you in here before?

  Lola Fandango : Just once, and it was purely by accident. The night my strap broke?

  [she shows her very revealing top] 

• Police Captain : Gentlemen, the city of Fort Lauderdale is once again under fire from the north. We've survived it before and I reckon we're gonna survive it again. To you newly installed officers on the force, I'd to give you a little rundown on what to expect. Expect anything. Anything and everything cause that's what you're gonna get. Now, Fort Lauderdale is not the only city to be invaded at this time. In Palm Springs and in Newport, from the beaches of the Mid Atlantic to the snows of Colorado, the students of America are gathering to celebrate the rites of spring. And, if you pardon a pun, you've got that right. They're our future voters, their citizens of our country, and they're our responsibility. But how the hell to handle them, that's a different manner.

  [laughter from officers] 

  Police Captain : Now these kids didn't come down here to break the law. They'll break it for sure, but that's not their main objective. And remember that they are our guests. So, I want every man on the force to try his best, his level best, to try to avoid arresting anyone. I know that this going to take great will power but try. And, above all preserve your sense of humor. Cause you're gonna need it if you want to survive. And... God bless you all.

• Police Captain : [over police radio]  Car 7: Go to Paradise Hotel. A live hammerhead shark has been placed in the pool.

• Police Captain : [over police radio]  Car 19... Student in pajamas directing traffic.

  Tuggle Carpenter : [points to TV's radio]  What's that?

  TV Thompson : Police calls! I like to keep track of my friends.

• Police Captain : [over police radio]  Car 9: Student swimming in the nude at Silver Beach.