West Side Story (1961)

Ned Glass: Doc

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Quotes 

• Doc : Why do you kids live like there's a war on?

• Lieutenant Schrank : Do you mind?

  Doc : I have no mind. I am the village idiot.

• Doc : When do you kids stop? You make this world lousy!

  Action : We didn't make it, Doc.

• Tony : You heard - it's gonna be a fair fight!

  Doc : And that's going to cure something?

  Tony : From here on in, everythin's gonna be all right! I got a feelin'!

  Doc : What have you been taking tonight?

  Tony : A trip to the moon! And I'll tell ya a secret. It ain't a man that's up there, Doc. It's a girl, lady. Buenas noches, Senor.

  Doc : Buenas noches? So that's why you made it a fair fight...

  Tony : I'm gonna see her tomorrow an' I can't wait!

  Doc : Tony... things aren't tough enough?

  Tony : Tough? Doc, I'm in love!

  Doc : And you're not frightened?

  Tony : Should I be?

  Doc : [after a pause]  No. I'm frightened enough for the both of us.

• Tony : You know what Maria and me are gonna do out in the country? We're gonna have kids, lots of 'em, and name them all after you-even the girls. That way when you come and visit...

  Doc : [slaps him]  Wake up! Is this the only way to get to you? Fight like all you kids do?

• Riff : We gotta stand up to them Doc; it's important.

  Doc : Fighting over a little piece of street is so important?

  Action : To us it is!

  Doc : To hoodlums it is!

  Action : Who're you callin' a hoodlum?

  Doc : War councils...

  Action : Don't start, Doc.

  Doc : ...Rumbles...

  Action : D'you hear me, Doc?

  Doc : Why, when I was your age...

  Action : When *you* was my age? When my old man was my age, when my brudder was my age. You was never my age, none of ya! And the sooner you creeps get hip to that, the sooner you'll dig us!

  Doc : I'll dig you an early grave, that's what I'll dig.

  A-Rab : Dig, dig, dig!

• Doc : [frustrated]  Why do you kill?

  Tony : [picks up the scattered money]  I told you how it happened, Maria understands, I thought you did too.

• Riff : Listen, we got a war council here.

  Doc : A who?

  A-Rab : To determine weapons. We gonna set up a mix with the P.R.s.

  Doc : Weapons? You couldn't play basketball?