The Beverly Hillbillies (1962–1971)
Nancy Kulp: Jane Hathaway
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Quotes
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Jane Hathaway : Now, Chief, in all fairness to the employees, you do not display much holiday spirit.
Milburn Drysdale : What do they want from me? I gave them half a day off on Christmas!
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Milburn Drysdale : [dictating a letter to Miss Jane] ... and furthermore, if you are late on your mortgage payment one more time you will be thrown out into the street...
Jane Hathaway : Chief, she's eighty-five years old and in a wheelchair!
Milburn Drysdale : Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know... change that to read, you will be wheeled out into the street.
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Milburn Drysdale : Miss Hathaway, are you responsible for the employees of this bank referring to me as Ebeneezer Scrooge?
Jane Hathaway : No, why do you ask?
Milburn Drysdale : When I came through the lobby just now they all chanted in unison 'Here come da Scrooge! Here come da Scrooge!
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Jane Hathaway : Shall I show you your bedroom suite?
Jethro : [thinking Miss Jane is flirting] Sure, darlin'.
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Jane Hathaway : When the other little kids played hide and seek, Little Milby started his first business.
Milburn Drysdale : Every kid had a lemonade stand.
Jane Hathaway : He opened a pawn shop!
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Jane Hathaway : If you would only display a little generosity: a Christmas bonus, a few gifts!
Milburn Drysdale : I refuse to commercialize Christmas just to kowtow to my pampered employees.
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Jane Hathaway : Most places do something for their employees at this time of year.
Milburn Drysdale : Well, I've given them Christmas Day off.
Jane Hathaway : Chief, most banks even give a holiday bonus.
Milburn Drysdale : I've already thought of that.
Jane Hathaway : You have?
Milburn Drysdale : Just this morning I said to myself, 'Milburn, you've got to give those loyal employees of yours a Christmas bonus.'
Jane Hathaway : But, Chief, that's extraordinary!
Milburn Drysdale : I thought so, too. Fortunately, a cold shower brought me to my senses.
