It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World (1963) Poster

Peter Falk: Third Cab Driver

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  • Otto Meyer : I wish I knew what they're going to do to us. But no matter what happens to us...

    Otto Meyer : [to Captain Culpeper]  ... what happens to you, I hope will be worse!

    Capt. T.G. Culpeper : I don't think you have to worry too much about that. My wife is divorcing me, my mother-in-law is suing me for damages, my daughter is applying to the courts to have her name changed, my pension has been revoked. And the only reason that you ten idiots will very *likely* get off *lightly*, is because the judge will have me up there to throw the book at!

    Third Cab Driver : [sarcastically]  Oh, that's tough. Oh ho ho ho.

    Capt. T.G. Culpeper : I'd like to think that sometime, maybe ten or twenty years from now, there'd be something I could laugh at... Anything.

  • Third Cab Driver : They're up to something funny, you hear what I'm telling you? Now, did you see the blonde I brought? All covered with paint and her dressed ripped. Now what was that all about?

    Second Cab Driver : Yeah. And what about the picks and shovels?

  • Third Cab Driver : Can't you see I'm talking on the phone? Huh? Give me two minutes! Now listen to me, Sir, I...

    [the cabbie looks back at Melville] 

    Melville Crump : Will you take us to Santa Rosita State Park?

    Third Cab Driver : [about Melville being covered in yellow paint]  What's the matter, what happened to you? What was ya, in some kind of initiation?

    Melville Crump : We had an accident. We fell into yellow, all right? Hurry up!

  • Third Cab Driver : The cops in this town are morons. Retarded! I'm dealing with moronic people. 'Cause he's in a bad humor, that fat Nazi, what, I gotta suffer because of him?

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