Thunderball (1965)

Lois Maxwell: Moneypenny

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• Miss Moneypenny : Uh uh. In the conference room. Something pretty big. Every double-oh man in Europe's been rushed in. *And* the Home Secretary, too.

  James Bond : Somebody's probably lost a dog.

• Miss Moneypenny : James, how else will you recognize her?

  James Bond : Can't miss. She has two moles on her left thigh.

• Miss Moneypenny : [Talking on the phone]  A red square with a spike through it?

  Bond : Yes, I think it's a tong sign: the Red Dragon from Macao. Ask Records to verify it, will you?

  Miss Moneypenny : Uh, sorry, sweetie. You're off duty. File it till you get back.

  Bond : Moneypenny, next time I see you, I'll put you across my knee.

  Miss Moneypenny : On yogurt and lemon juice? Ah-ha-ha. I can hardly wait!

• Miss Moneypenny : [Looking at a photograph]  A smashing figure! I don't suppose that has anything to do with your request.

  Bond : Was there ever a man more misunderstood.

  Miss Moneypenny : Now, James, you can't pull the wool over my eyes. You may be able to con the old man, but, I know better.

• Miss Moneypenny : *You* are late!

  James Bond : Yes. Some people on the roads really burn you up these days.