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Quotes
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Tom Meade : [to DiDi] You're that dame - the biggest thing in bathtubs since rings.
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Tom Meade : [to DiDi in his bathtub] Why don't you slip into something less comfortable?
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Tom Meade : [after Didi has angrily hurled several objects at him] Oh, those Europeans... Why do they have to talk with their hands?
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Doris Meade : [after Bob has kicked Lily for making a wisecrack] What happened?
Tom Meade : Oh, she had her mouth open, and tripped over it.
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Tom Meade : You want to get your money out of that property, don't you?
Lily : Yeah!
Tom Meade : You want to help me get it off our hands so I can dump it off on some *other* unsuspecting jerk, don't you?
Lily : Right!
Tom Meade : Well, Didi is the magic word... and I'm gonna' need help.
Lily : The whole thing sounds underhanded, disgraceful, and messy... and you can count on me.
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Tom Meade : [shooing away Boy Scouts who are peering through the window at him and Didi in the lake cottage] Hey, scram. Get out of here. Go whittle a redwood... Communists!
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Lily : The trouble with men is, they don't understand what makes a woman tick.
Tom Meade : This one ticks like a time bomb.
Lily : [rummaging in Didi's purse] Now, any woman who carries sleeping pills has *got* to carry pep pills... and here they are!
Tom Meade : Oh, Lilly, I could almost kiss you! - I said "almost".
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Tom Meade : [chased by police] I got more fuzz on my tail than a French poodle.