The Shakiest Gun in the West (1968)
Lorna Thayer: Saloon Girl
Quotes
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Jesse Heywood : [drunk] Failure, failure, failure, failure, failure, failure, failure. That's the story of my life, you know. Two things have always been my downfall - I have always been the most failure of anybody, and I'm too thin.
Saloon Girl : [drunk] But I don't think you're too thin.
Jesse Heywood : Ah, it's all bloat. Bloated thin failure! That's me.
[waggles both of his thumbs at himself]
Saloon Girl : I think you're wonderful. I just love a man that can't make his mark in life.
Jesse Heywood : Uhuh Penny, uhuh Penny, she's really something, you know that?
[looks at saloon girl questioningly]
Saloon Girl : [nods affirmatively] Uhuh.
Jesse Heywood : You know she used me. She tricked me.
[tearfully]
Jesse Heywood : She made me think that she loved me.
Saloon Girl : [shakes her head sympathetically] Ohhh...
Jesse Heywood : I should have known better.
[tearfully]
Jesse Heywood : Nobody ever loved me. Did you know I had to take my own cousin to the graduation dance?
Saloon Girl : [shakes her head sympathetically and tearfully] Ohhhhhhhhhh...
Jesse Heywood : I threw up on her dress.
Saloon Girl : [slurring] You are really my kind of guy.