Dastardly and Muttley in Their Flying Machines (1965–1970)

Paul Winchell: Dick Dastardly, The General, Clockmaker, Director, Doctor

Quotes 

• [theme song] 

  Dick Dastardly : Muttley, you sniggering cowardly hound / When courage is needed, you're never around! / Those medals you wear on your moth-eaten chest / should be for bungling, in which you are best! / / So, Stop the pigeon, stop the pigeon, / Stop the pigeon, stop the pigeon, / Stop the pigeon, stop the pigeon / Stop the pigeon, how? / Nab him, jab him / tab him, grab him / stop that pigeon NOW!

  Dick Dastardly : So, Stop the pigeon, stop the pigeon, / Stop the pigeon, stop the pigeon, / Stop the pigeon, stop the pigeon / Stop the pigeon, how? / Nab him, jab him / tab him, grab him / stop that pigeon NOW!

  Dick Dastardly : You, Zilly, stop sneaking, you don't have a chance / For you return by the seat of your pants! / And you, Klunk, build me a thingumabob / That catches that pigeon, or I'll lose my job!

  Dick Dastardly : So, Stop the pigeon, stop the pigeon, / Stop the pigeon, stop the pigeon, / Stop the pigeon, stop the pigeon / Stop the pigeon, how? / Nab him, jab him / tab him, grab him / stop that pigeon NOW!

• Dick Dastardly : [after every attempt fails]  Drat! And Double Drat!

• Dick Dastardly : [Every time Klunk speaks to Dastardly]  What'd he say? What'd he say?

• [repeated line] 

  Dick Dastardly : Muttley! Doooooo sooomethiiiiiinnnggg!

• Dick Dastardly : Wake up, Muttley! You're dreaming again! / You're not Robin Hood, and you're not Gunga Din! / You're not a brave knight, or a king that's been crowned / You're just plain old Muttley, the snickering hound!