Two Gentlemen Sharing (1969)

Hal Frederick: Andrew McKenzie

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• Andrew McKenzie : I'm phoning about the flat you had advertised. Is it still available, Madame?

  Andrew McKenzie : McKenzie, Andrew McKenzie.

  Andrew McKenzie : I'm a solicitor.

  Andrew McKenzie : Yes, it is a Scottish name. But actually I'm not Scottish, I come from Jamaica.

  Andrew McKenzie : Black? Yes, it does mean I'm black.

  Andrew McKenzie : I beg your pardon... how black, Madame? Hopelessly.

  [he hangs up] 

• Roddy Pater : You've got a way out. You could always go back to where the black man's king.

  Andrew McKenzie : Where's that?

  Roddy Pater : Back home. Or have you been lying to me?

  Andrew McKenzie : I've been lying to myself. What am I going to tell that blasted woman?

  Roddy Pater : Try telling her the truth.

  Andrew McKenzie : Which truth? That I can't compete? You wear the clothes, you get the accent, you get the education. Then what are you? A freak!

• Andrew McKenzie : It's a joke; me trying to get into the English middle class, and you trying to get out.