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Guess What We Learned in School Today? (1970)

R | | Comedy | 19 May 1971 (USA)
Parents in a small, conservative community don't think that the sex drive is a normal thing for children to experience. So much so, that they label education in that regard as a communist ... See full summary »


John G. Avildsen


Eugene Price (screenplay), Eugene Price (based on a story by) | 1 more credit »




Cast overview, first billed only:
Dick Carballo Dick Carballo ... Roger Manley (as Richard Carballo)
Devin Goldenberg Devin Goldenberg ... Robbie Battle
Zachary Haines Zachary Haines ... Lance Battle
Jane McLeod Jane McLeod ... Rita Battle (as Jane MacLeod)
Yvonne McCall Yvonne McCall ... Dr. Lilly Whitehorn
Rosella Olsen Rosella Olsen ... Eve Manley
Diane Moore Diane Moore ... Lydia
Iris Brooks Iris Brooks ... Lulu (as Iris Brooks)
Jean David Jean David ... Mrs. O'Reilly
Robert Emerick Robert Emerick ... 2nd Radio Voice (voice)
Larry Evers Larry Evers ... Al
Daphne Gil Daphne Gil ... Dancing Girl
Elizabeth Grusky Elizabeth Grusky ... Elizabeth
Andrew Kay Andrew Kay ... Young Man in Pool
Tim Lewis Tim Lewis ... Mike Avalon


Parents in a small, conservative community don't think that the sex drive is a normal thing for children to experience. So much so, that they label education in that regard as a communist plot. The group of prudes is led by an impotent alcoholic and a gay policeman. Written by Fryingham

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The film opens with a voice narration, and no title, or credits. These only appear at the film's end. See more »

Crazy Credits

Closing titles lists a fake credit: "Training Film #IF92 by the Institute for Interpersonal Relations; Croton, N.Y." See more »


Referenced in The Big Box: The Body Shop (2010) See more »


What's Happened to My Baby?
Written by Harper MacKay
Sung by Sandy Stewart
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Uneven but still fascinating capsule on early '70's
9 January 2003 | by The HoykSee all my reviews

John G. Avildsen, before becoming the respectable director of uplifting "climb to victory" tales like ROCKY and 8 SECONDS, made this scattershot counterculture comedy about sex and suburbia. Like many movies of this period, including Brian DePalma's GREETINGS and Aram Avakian's END OF THE ROAD, the movie clumsily copies the jump-cutting, "fourth wall" breaking, and blackout staging of Jean-Luc Godard's inflential films previous to this, which may have seemed daring but serves now only to alienate the initial viewer of today. While there is the hint of a plot -- a community's resistence to sex education -- ultimately this is a clothesline to hang running gags: a too-vigilant vice cop, a suburban mom who talks in TV commercial jargon, a sheltered teen attracted to his babysitter, etc. Some gags are effective, others tedious. What does hold up in this movie is the actual sex education advice provided by the would-be visiting educator. It is honest, direct, and still relevant today. It stands out amid the ham-handed comedy antics. However, the message loses some effectiveness among the easy stereotyping of the middle-aged "squares." One cannot ask everything to be written as dryly and facutal as the average ABC Afterschool Special, but a little more realism and a little less condescending caricature would have given this the kind of longetivity that would make it better known, instead of the curious video obscurity it is now. Recommended primarily to those either nostalgic or curious about the early '70's.

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19 May 1971 (USA) See more »

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I Ain't No Buffalo See more »

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Croton-on-Hudson, New York, USA See more »

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