Columbo (TV Series)

Short Fuse (1972)

Ida Lupino: Doris Buckner

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• Doris Buckner : Roger, I called the Commissioner of Police, and he said he'd send over his very best man.

  Roger Stanford : [looking Columbo over]  Is that a fact?

  Lt. Columbo : Lt. Columbo: Well, my wife, she says I'm second-best, but, uh... She claims there are eighty fellas tied for first.

• Everett Logan : The possibility of murder? But that's ridiculous.

  Doris Buckner : What difference does it make? Dead is... is dead, isn't it?