Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask (1972)

Lynn Redgrave: The Queen

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Quotes 

• The Queen : Kiss me quick!

  The Fool : Yes!... where is your quick?

• The Queen : Didst I feel aright or didst I feel that thy two hands did upon my royal body cop a feel?

  The Fool : Oh, Madam, not I, surely, would never lay my hands on the royal tomatoes.

• The Queen : Ah, 'tis the chastity belt that the jealous King hath fastened upon me that no one but he shalst have the goods of the body.

  The Fool : Yeah, it's a pretty bad break for all of us at the Palace.

• The Queen : Hark unto me! If my husband the King and my son the Doctor walketh near upon these paved paths and heareth what thou saist about copping a feel, thy life would not be worth a plugged nickel!

  The Fool : But Madam, so beautiful do they lay there, one on either side!

  The Queen : 'One on either side'?

  The Fool : A matched set!

  The Queen : That's the way they were made, Fool! Away with thee!

  [She storms away knocking the Fool over] 

  The Fool : I fell on my bells!

• The Queen : Wait! Fool, come here. I have - on me, this extraordinary warmth that is flowing through my veins. That makes me wish, thy, longest thou should run amok over my entire body and make love to me now. Ravage me and take me now. Take me.

  The Fool : It would be my pleasure.

  The Queen : Take me now to the bed.

  The Fool : To the bed?

  The Queen : Make love to me now.

  The Fool : Yes. To the bed!

• The Fool : The potion will be under the pillow. So, in case you lose your hots, we can refurbish them.

  The Queen : Ay! Come close! Oh God, run thy hands upon my body!

  The Fool : I shall - I shall realign your brakes.

  The Queen : Ay! Oh! Nay, I need the feel of naked flesh against flesh.

  The Fool : I'm all out of naked flesh. But, will velvet do?

• The Queen : Cheers!

  The Fool : And Roebuck.