Live and Let Die (1973)

Lance Gordon: Eddie, State Trooper

Quotes 

• State Trooper : That look like a boat stuck in the Sheriff's car there, Eddie?

  Eddie : Boy, where you been all your life? That there's one of them new car-boats.

  Sheriff J.W. Pepper : By the powers INvested IN ME by *this parish*, I hereby do commandeer this vehicle and all those persons within!

  [spits and looks at Eddie] 

  Sheriff J.W. Pepper : And that means YOU, smartass!