Peter's not happy when he misses out on a chance to paint nude women, David lets Simon and his new girlfriend borrow his Polaroid camera, and Sally tries to demonstrate that there are always alternatives to swearing.
Feeling somewhat unfulfilled, Sally secretly spices up her diary with a view to getting it published. The result is not literary glory, but total chaos.
Persuaded to lower his career sights, Simon takes a job in a hardware store; Sally does her best to drum up trade, and very nearly gets him drummed out.