Mike Myers: Various, Wayne Campbell, Linda Richman, Dieter, Ron Wood, Kenneth Reese-Evans, Pat Arnold, Self, John Wayne Bobbitt, Mick Jagger, Mortician, Phillip, Simon, Spokesperson, 'Slapped by Beaver Tails' Host, Albert Einstein, Announcer, Band Member, Barbra Streisand, Barry Livingston, Bike Messenger, Carl Sagan, Charlie Reid, Clarence, Co-Worker, Colonel Pickering, Customer, Danny Partridge, David Koresh, Doctor, Dr. Evil, Ed Miles, Ernie Hitchens, Frankie Pentangeli, Fred Barnes, French Host, Garth Brooks, General Beauregard, George Stephanopoulos, Graduate, Gregg Jarrett, Guest, Husband, Iguana Man, Indian Boy, Jean Chretien, Jesse Helms, Joey Lawrence, Joey Russo, Johnny The Informer, Jonathan Bancroft, Jonathan Pryce, Judge Lance Ito, Judy Garland, Kenneth REese-Evans, Kid, Lank Thompson, Lothar of the Hill People, Man from Another Place, Mark Linn-Baker, Mike Myers, Nigel, Ninja, Owner, Paul Baldwin, Phil Collins, Photographer, Preist, Queen Elizabeth, Rajneesh Singh, Richard Armey, Richard Hayden, Scott Strobel, Self - Host, Shelby Foote, Son, Spectator, Steve, Steve Lawrence, Stone Phillips, Stuart Rankin, Tom, Total Bastard Airlines Passenger, Tough Guy, Trekkie, Vladimir Lenin, Waldo Crockett, Yoshi Akiro