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9/10
Nothing that much troubling about this episode...
TheLittleSongbird23 March 2012
For me this is one of the better Columbo episodes. It is not a perfect episode, it does take too long to set up and some of the clues are rather obvious(how many mistakes does a murderer need to make?). I know some may find the ending downbeat, but I had no problem with it personally. Even with the faults, Troubled Waters is a very interesting episode. It is a refreshing change of pace, taking place on a ship, which is a quite sumptuous setting in itself, and it is slickly filmed. The music is fitting with the period and with the jaunty and haunting moments you'd expect. Apart from some of the obvious clues and slow start, the mystery rolls along and is diverting, and the dialogue is still clever and intelligent. Peter Falk is as wonderful as ever, some of his trademarks are not on display here such as the raincoat, but his shrewd, observant and cunning personality still remains. Robert Vaughn is good in his role and this is the better of the two appearances he gave, if not among the best guest villain performances of the series(McGoohan, Gordon, Cassidy, Culp, Clark, Leigh, Wilkinson and Torn), but if I were honest I found Dean Stockwell to be a little more at ease here. All in all, one of the better episodes with not much troubling about it. 9/10 Bethany Cox
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9/10
Excellent 1970s Columbo outing with a change of scenery
Leofwine_draca22 March 2016
TROUBLED WATERS is certainly one of the finest of the COLUMBO episodes from the 1970s, a story in which a change of venue breathes new life into the story format. The story goes that Columbo and his wife (who remains unseen) take a cruise ship voyage to Acapulco, where Columbo becomes involved with the murder of a singer that's taken place on board.

This is a snappy mystery, with a simple execution and involving denouement. Falk gives one of the finest performances yet as the likable and dogged detective and there's plenty of 'fish out of water' humour to get you liking him. Robert Vaughn is always reliable and that's no different here, and the excellent supporting cast incorporates the likes of Patrick Macnee and Dean Stockwell. I've always enjoyed thrillers and mysteries that take place on moving vehicles in which the passengers are trapped on board and TROUBLED WATERS carries on that fine tradition.
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7/10
Yes, you CAN get fingerprints from inside rubber gloves.
planktonrules8 September 2019
Columbo and his neverpresent wife win a trip on a cruiseship. I say 'neverpresent' because you never see her on this or any other "Columbo" episodes....and the Lieutenant spends much of the trip looking for her!

Since Columbo is aboard, the same thing happens to him as other TV investigators like Quincy and Mannix....crime occurs aboard the ship. In this case, a singer is murdered and the killer concocted an elaborate scheme involving hanging out in the infirmary to allow him to slip into the victim's room unnoticed. His only real mistake? Rubber gloves.

This is a very good episode and provides a nice change of venue for the series. The only shortcoming is a common one for "Columbo"....he narrows in on the real perpetrator too quickly. Still, it was entertaining and worth your time.
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10/10
My favorite
Bschorr17 November 2004
As a Columbo fan I've seen pretty much every episode and most of them multiple times...this one is still my favorite. The setting on the ship, the clever story line and the supporting cast make this my favorite episode.

The pacing is good and the show is well-filmed.

At this point anytime Robert Vaughn shows up Columbo should just arrest him on sight - as he has been the culprit at least three times and he is good at it.

Also worth noting that this is one of the few episodes I can think of where many of his trademarks are missing: the raincoat, the Peugot, the dog...it's just Columbo being Columbo.

-B-
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10/10
One of the very best Columbo episodes
Croc3 March 2007
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I am a complete Columbo nut and this is one of my favourite episodes. The murder is very elaborately planned and executed, however, the murderer, Mr Danziger, does make a couple of big mistakes. The first is planting the receipt for the gun in the receipt box of Lloyd Harrington (the pianist and recently dumped boyfriend of the victim Rosanna Wells). The second mistake is to draw the letter L in lipstick on Rosanna Well's mirror, trying to implicate Lloyd H. I think Danziger must have watched too many Agatha Cristie movies! Rosanna Wells died instantly and so could not have written anything.

Having made these mistakes, this makes Columbo suspect that something is afoot. It then becomes clear that whoever is trying to setup Lloyd Harrington, must have had a master key to various parts of the ship. This immediately suggests Danziger himself...

Unsually for a Columbo episode, the murderer's downfall is sheer bad luck. A feather from the pillow he used to muffle the shot sticks to his body, stays on his body even when changing from the steward uniform to his pyjamas and then falls to the ground in the sick-bay. And Columbo is only there to see this feather because he suffers from seasickness.

A lot of people refer to Columbo as "bumbling". I think this is totally wrong. He is really VERY shrewd. Watch Columbo study the pianist's face when they tell the pianist that Rosanna Wells is dead. He is studying the guys reaction. Dean Stockwell does a great job as Lloyd H and his reaction is completely natural as an innocent guy. Columbo likes to give the impression of being absent-minded and bumbling, but this is just a ruse to catch the murderer off-guard. Columbo is a very perceptive man.

The British crew on the ship are excellent. I particularly love the Captain's frustration in Columbo not being able to see that "obviously the pianist committed the crime".

One of the best Columbos. I give it 10/10.
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6/10
Pukka Columbo Story About A Murder On A Cruise-Liner
ShootingShark25 November 2006
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Columbo and his wife are on a luxury cruise when there is a murder aboard and the captain asks Columbo to investigate. Slowly he uncovers that the Hayden Danziger, a wealthy car salesman, had the method and the opportunity, but can our hero trick him into an admission of guilt ?

This is one of the best-known Columbo TV-movies; the one on the cruise-ship where the nightclub-singer gets shot (justice in my opinion for anyone who features the song Volare in their act). It's a great yarn by William Driskill, which fits snugly into the series formula despite the unusual setting. Columbo pokes holes in the case against the killer's fall guy, ingratiates himself with his adversary, agonises over the usual details (a feather, missing surgical gloves, a non-tax-deductible receipt), times himself replicating the murder and of course goads the killer into planting self-incriminating evidence. Falk is sensational (in a loud brown short-sleeved shirt !), Vaughn is cagily implacable, Stockwell groovy and the British crew provide a lot of good-natured I-say-old-chap humour, mostly relating to seasickness, the ever-absent Mrs Columbo and gags about the difference between a boat and a ship. A terrific little thriller, well-helmed by Falk's buddy Gazzara, exemplifying the best qualities of my favourite TV detective.
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10/10
Best of all Columbo's
columbomannix27 October 2002
This is the best Columbo. The mystery is great, and the way Columbo figures it out and befriends Mr. Danziger is perfect. Danziger does not know whether to like Columbo, or hate him. The pace of this episode is perfect, it rolls along just like a cruise. The ship itself is also a wonderful backdrop for the episode. No question, the best episode of the best show ever produced!
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7/10
Vaughn had to murder one of them
bkoganbing4 November 2012
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Before putting his plan into murdering his mistress Poupee Bocan, Robert Vaughn should have checked the passenger manifest and if he noted the presence of the LAPD's best, but unprepossessing homicide man he might have postponed the murder to another time. As it was the plan was a pretty good one involving also framing Bocan's hot tempered ex-boyfriend piano player Dean Stockwell.

I won't go into it, but I will say that the plan also involved Vaughn being taken out of the action and having a perfect alibi. It also involves some split second timing in the carrying out of the deed.

Best scene in the film was Peter Falk interviewing Jane Greer who plays Vaughn's wife. She makes it abundantly clear that she wears the pants and controls the purse strings in the family. With Bocan wanting him to leave Greer and Vaughn living on Greer's allowance, just what's a guy to do, but murder one of them.

Besides those mentioned Patrick MacNee plays the ship's captain, Robert Douglas the ship's doctor, and Bernard Fox the purser. Allegedly Mrs. Columbo was on the voyage, but as usual we don't see her. Hopefully she had a good time on the cruise as her husband got drafted into a working vacation.
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"We're on the high seas! I don't ask people, I ORDER them!"
chrislyons1219 September 2007
This is a typical example of a Columbo episode and other users comments cover the story line and plot etc.I just wanted to comment on the overall atmosphere of the episode.

I think someone has already pointed out the fact that, because the action takes place in a confined area, it works better. I thought that it was a great idea to make Columbo to have to use his detective skills to their utmost without any backup from forensics, photography or any other colleques to help him. The business with the fingerprints was a depiction of detective work reduced to it's most basics, using whatever you can find and having to fall back on your training.

I didn't understand the fact that Robert Vaughn's wife did not visit him in the hospital area.

I thought that Dean Stockwell's hair style was incredible.

A few plot holes here and there but overall a good episode.
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8/10
Just Plain Fun
julieb-35-32799118 October 2021
As a kid in the Seventies, it was bedtime after Disney when the Sunday Mystery Movie started. I remember the show beginning with eerie (to me) opening music and a man approaching the audience with a searchlight. Well, 50 years later I get to watch on IMDB whenever I want. This particular episode was an especially fun Columbo for me, employing all the Columbo tropes except that they occur on the sea. Mrs. Columbo should make an appearance on a small ship, but she never does. Robert Vaughan is one of Columbo's great villains and his villain here is cold-blooded, calculating, and over-confident. But the best parts are the Seventies throwbacks: the nurse who smokes, Dr. Bombay, and Dean Stockwell's goofy even for the Seventies hair. A nice escape-especially for us oldsters.
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6/10
A feather in his cap
sol-kay4 November 2005
**SPOILERS** With his wife winning a raffle where she got a trip for two on a pleasure cruise in the tropics Let. Columbo, Peter Falk, is looking forward to a week of rest and relaxation. Still like a magnet murder follows him even on the cruise ship. Looking for his wife who got lost in the crowd Let. Columbo gets involved in a murder almost by accident.

Telling the ship's Captain Gibbons, Pactrick Macnee, which for some reason to Capt. Gibbons displeasure Columbo keeps referring to his ship as a boat, he's contacted the first evening by him in helping solve the murder of the ships star entertainer singer Rosanna Wells, Poupee Bocan.Rosanna was found dead in her dressing room with a bullet in her back. With Capt. Gibbon as the man in charge of Rosanna's murder investigation, since the murder occurred on the high seas, Columbo could only be an assistant to him and not have any authority in the inquiry making things a bit stressful for the L.A police detective.

We learn right from the start that big time car dealer Hayden Danzinger, Robert Vaughn, had a affair with Rosanna on a cruise a few months earlier. Rossana was blackmailing Hayden by threatening to tell his wife Silvia (Jaen Greer), who's the one with the money in the Danzinger marriage, about it if he doesn't pay up. Hayden concocts a scheme to kill Rosanna and then frame her boyfriend pianist Llyod Harrington, Dean Stockwell, for her murder and then end up being home free. He didn't realize that Let. Columbo was on the ship and he's an old pro in exposing and bringing to justice high class and arrogant schemers and murders like Hayden.

Faking a heart attack, by sniffing ammonium nitrate capsules, at poolside Hayden is brought into the ships hospital for treatment and observation for 24 hours. During the time in sickbay Hayden sneaks out and, with a master key that he stole from the captains quarters, gets into Rosanna's dressing room and shoots her to death leaving the red letter L with her lipstick on her mirror. This implicates her boyfriend LLyod, whom she had a fight with just hours before.

Slipping back in his room in the ships sickbay, without anyone seeing him, Hayden now has the perfect alibi to where he was when Rosanna was murdered. Like all criminals, who think that their too smart for their own good, Hayden made some stupid mistakes that had Let. Columbo hot on is tail setting him up for a very unceremonious fall. Hayden plants a receipt, in his cabin, for a gun that Llyod "bought" in Las Vegas in oder to implicate him for Rosanna's murder The planting of the receipt wasn't that bright on Hayden's part since it was obvious, to Let. Columbo, that it was planted there because it had nothing at all to do with all the other receipts that Llyod had in his cabin. The receipt that Lloyd had was to do with tax write offs for his work as an entertainer, the gun receipt could not be used to write off any of Llyod's taxes but only to implicate him in Rosanna's murder! There's also the fact that Rosanna died instantly so how could she have written the letter L on her mirror after she was shot unless it was written by the killer himself.

Hayden's wearing surgical gloves when he shot Rosanna was also very foolish on his part showing that it wasn't Lloyd who killed her. Why would he go through all this trouble to cover up his crime and then forget not to get rid of a receipt for the gun, minus the fingerprints, that murdered Rosanna? Hayden trying to shift Let. Columbo away from himself and towards Llyod, as being Rosanna's murderer, only made Columbo suspicious of Hayden not Llyod

P.S By the way Let. Columbo did finally find his missing wife at the end of the movie but we, the audience, never got a chance to see what she looked like.
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9/10
A good one
dlynch84321 February 2021
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I watched this the other night because I remember it from when it first aired in the 70s---and it still holds up. Robert Vaughn is a good villain, the British cast is a good counterpoint to Peter Falk's Columbo. You can here a lively version of 'The Mexican Hat Dance' in the middle of the episode (and the closing credits--a good idea by director Ben Gazarra). What I found interesting was the presence of amyl nitrate---back in the 80s this was a drug of choice to stimulate sex. I think they called it 'poppers'. It didn't have this connotation in this episode, since it was filmed in the 70s. But it was funny to see it play an important part of the plot.
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7/10
Columbo Has an Invisible Wife ?!
elshikh44 October 2007
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This is so nice Columbo episode for sure. Although the surrender of the murderer at the end was easy as usual, like we'll never watch one car chase at the end of any Columbo's episodes!, but solving the mystery was fun, the scenery from that ship was fabulous, (Peter Falk) is genius as ever, (Robert Vaughn) as the killer was at his ordinary level as icy actor, however with little progress because of the "Falk" presence.

Then we come to the matter of the mysterious Mrs. Columbo. Well, that's a puzzle in itself. Why this lady is that invisible?! At the first episodes, whenever Columbo talks and talks about her along with his endless talking about his relatives, cousins and God knows who else, I thought that they were all lies as tricks to distract the killer or to make the wicked conversion longer. So all of those characters is nothing but his own useful fictions, especially when he didn't ever wear a ring on his hand!

I thought that they intended to make it his own fantasy. Like in season 1 of "Scrubs", when they wanted to make The Janitor as a complete figment of JD's imagination (but they didn't), and as the last scene of earlier episode, (Columbo: Dead Weight - 1971), where he was lightening a sad women by a story about his niece Marilyn, and when the women doubts the truth of that story she asks him: "Do you really have a niece?", he tells her seriously: "Of course, and her name is Nancy!", so in (Troubled Waters) on the cruise which Columbo and wife were having together, we finally had the opportunity to see that alleged wife after 7 years of Columbo's first emergence in (Prescription: Murder - 1968), and 7 years of talking about her, but we've seen nothing at all!

I believe they made it like that as a nice suspense which turned out to be just a gimmick at the end, putting in mind that she didn't have even one appearance in any of Columbo's episodes. Such as other gimmicks of the same time: Charlie in (Charlie's Angels), Robin Masters in (Magnum. P. I), although in those two cases we heard the voice, but in this mystery lady's situation we didn't even hear a thing!

And I hated when they made a show named (Mrs. Columbo). I don't believe for a second that his wife is a detective too! The man can't live it this way, even if he loves the investigation work that much. I always think that he goes home to rest, not to continue the work with the wife. That will be a nightmare already! Moreover, I felt that the whole thing was cheap profiteering from the success of Columbo's character, episodes and name; which simply confirmed, as an early proof, that Columbo was the best and the most popular among all the era's TV detectives (McMillan & Wife), (McCloud), (Quincy M. E.), and so on.

Troubled Waters is not super (Columbo) movie, however smart and watchable, and for me, it thrilled me by the matter of the wife appearance more than the real mystery itself!

PS: when (Columbo) was going to meet (Hayden Danziger) during some festival on the ship, wearing a nice colored shirt (rare time to see him without the familiar eternal outfit), the people on the ship, whom seemed like real ones not extras at all, just stopped to shake hands with him as (Peter Falk), because nobody knows (Columbo) on the ship that much! So as the camera rolling, you'll observe quickly his factual modest smile.. I think that's real piece of trivia for you.
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5/10
Troubled Waters
Prismark1011 February 2018
Troubled Waters is a troubling episode as it leads me to conclude that some of the classic Columbo episodes were maybe not all that good. A case of the memory cheats.

Columbo is on a cruise with Mrs Columbo and she is nowhere to be seen, always getting lost. I doubt Columbo was ever with his wife in this story.

Hayden Danziger (Robert Vaughn) is a wealthy car salesman who is on board with his older wife. This is more than a holiday as his sales force are also on the cruise, it is a business function for him, in more ways that one. Danziger is being blackmailed by the lounge singer that he once had an affair with. He has concocted a plan to get rid of her which includes feigning a heart attack and framing a member of the band (Dean Stockwell) who also had a brief affair with the singer and then got dumped.

Bad news for Danziger, Columbo is on the case as he is already on the boat, a bout of a troubling tummy for Columbo means he comes across a loose feather in the ship's hospital.

We are at the height of 1970s fashion. The cast are wearing long collars, Stockwell has weird hair. The story is a little bit flaky and even a bit dull. It is almost a perfect murder but Danziger he wants to frame someone else and leaves loose clues behind. Mrs Danziger seems to have got lost somewhere in this story, she does not come to see her husband at the hospital when he has an heart attack, she is not concerned when he leaves it. Heck even his sales force seem to have disappeared, in fact we never ever saw any of them. I wonder if they were all partying with Mrs Columbo.
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Par for the formula; nothing that special but fans will still find much to enjoy
bob the moo2 October 2005
Hayden Danziger has it made. He is a successful businessman with an older, very rich wife while also getting a bit of spice with his secret lover Rosanna Wells – who works on the cruise as a singer. However Rosanna is threatening to expose him to his wife and Danziger cannot risk losing it all over a fling with some silly showgirl and plans to kill her. He fakes a stroke by the pool and gets confined to the medical centre where he is the only patient and under 24 hour supervision of the nurse. When the ship band take their break, Danzinger slips out unseen, heads to Rosanna's cabin and shoots her dead. The Captain turns to one of his passengers of help – a certain Columbo, who is taking the cruise with his wife who won it in a competition. Columbo starts to investigate the best he can and, despite it all looking like an open and shut case, he can't get passed the problems that scream out at him.

As with many TV film series (such as Perry Mason), if you like one or two of them then you'll pretty much like them all. This entry in the Columbo series pretty much follows the usual formula – we know the killer and the "perfect" plan but then watch Columbo follow his hunch and gradually starts to pick holes in the story he is told before eventually finding enough to prove his suspicions. Knowing this ahead of time won't ruin anything for you; it is simply what happens in all the films. With this strict adherence to formula it is usually down to several factors whether or not the Columbo film stands out or if it is just average. With this film the location switched to a cruise and it makes for a nice contrast to the landlocked locations of the other films. One other reviewer has commented on the limitation of the location but for me, like By Dawn's Early Light, the limits make it more enjoyable and tight. The plot is solid enough but hardly anything special. The link with Danziger is a big jump to get him into the usual cat'n'mouse role and from there the clues seem to come a little easily to Columbo but it still manages to produce a fairly enjoyable story.

Falk is his usual good self here and he seems to do better thanks to the doubts of the captain and the fact that he is more out of his element than usual. Vaughn is a bit weaker and doesn't quite engage with Columbo as well as he should. Yes, the two of them interact well enough together but it doesn't work as well as the better partnerships do (although it is miles better than his other Columbo appearance). The support cast are impressive with small but valuable contributions from Stockwell, Macnee and Fox.

Overall an enjoyable film that plays it right down the formula line without doing anything that interesting or special. About average for the series and will please fans as a result but there are much better Columbo films out there than this one.
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9/10
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer
ntvnyr3018 September 2012
This famous quote from "The Godfather Part II" occurred to me when watching this outstanding episode from Season 4, which is arguably the finest season of the "Columbo" series.

Robert Vaughn makes an excellent, albeit novice, villain. His plan to murder his lover was pedestrian, but he didn't expect Lt. Columbo to be on board the boat--I mean ship.

I think the script was sublime in placing Columbo in an environment to solve a crime via primitive methods. As is usually the case, Columbo's first instinct about the identity of the murderer was correct. Vaughn's character was a bit naive to see through Columbo's feigned innocence as Columbo confided in Vaughn the problems he encountered to solve the murder. The ending is great. The supporting cast was also first-rate. This is for me the peak season for the series ("Negative Reaction", "An Exercise in Fatality", "A Deadly State of Mind").
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10/10
Great fun served up, Columbo style.
Semihandyman27 September 2021
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As stated before, just arrest Robert Vaughn at the beginning.

But in doing so, we would have been deprived of the cat and mouse game that Colombo treats us to each outing.

Robert Vaughn had made a great second half of his career creating villains that you love to see get their comeuppance.
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6/10
The Cruise Ship
AaronCapenBanner24 February 2016
Robert Vaughn stars as Hayden Danziger, a used car salesman on a cruise to Acapulco with his wealthy wife Sylvia(played by Jane Greer) who has decided to murder his recent mistress, a lounge singer on the ship who is blackmailing him. Danziger concocts an elaborate alibi to establish his innocence, and implicate another boyfriend of hers(played by Dean Stockwell). By chance, a vacationing Lt. Columbo(Peter Falk) is also aboard, and asked to investigate the murder until the ship reaches Mexico. Can Columbo solve the crime before then? Patrick Macnee and returning actor Bernard Fox costar as ship officers. Mediocre entry has a good cast but a slack pace.
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8/10
Volare!
kyrn12330 September 2022
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What a time capsule of an episode for the mid-1970's! All the cliche songs of the day are on here. Especially Volare! It goes on and on. I enjoyed looking at the actual passengers on the ship (not boat) decked out in all their 70's funky clothes and feeling glamorous! Reminds me of my grandmother's wardrobe.

What a surprise to see Jane Greer in the episode. Older yes, but still very pretty and doing a nice job playing the killer's wife. A very underrated actress.

The unfortunate thing is Columbo's "wife". She's always missing or he's looking for her or she's looking for him. A trivia question is there was a Mrs. Columbo TV show with Kate Mulgrew. It didn't last very long.

A fun episode and cruising in the 70's in style must have been fun!
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7/10
Fine Example of Columbo at his Peak.
rmax30482318 August 2007
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One of the most enjoyable, this is the episode that takes place on a Mexican cruise ship, with Robert Vaughan the kempt murderer. Briefly, Vaughan shoots a blackmailing girl friend and tries to frame a band member, Dean Stockwell, for the crime. Columbo enlists Vaughan's help in figuring out what happened and dupes him into revealing himself as the perp.

The episode doesn't have any outstanding scenes in it -- except for the fact that it was obviously filmed aboard a ship at sea. And the plot is heaped with more than the usual number of improbabilities. I'll give one example. Vaughan has used a pair of surgical gloves when he fired the pistol that killed the young lady. Okay. Then he throws the gun into a laundry cart where it will be found. Columbo of course finds the gun but is puzzled in that it has no fingerprints. That means, supposedly, that the murderer wore gloves. But no gloves were found during a search. Where are the gloves, wonders Columbo. "Maybe he threw them overboard," says Vaughan helpfully. Yes, but if he didn't have time to throw the gun overboard, how could he have managed to throw the gloves overboard? The gloves must be hidden somewhere, insists Columbo. If he could only find them. Well, of course, Vaughan is able to steal another pair of surgical gloves, fire another pistol (?) in order to put powder burns on them, and turn them over to Columbo to seal the frame. Instead, the gloves merely prove that Vaughan is the murderer. Question: Why does everyone assume the murderer, if he couldn't have had time to fling the incriminating gloves over the side, must have hidden them somewhere. They were surgical gloves. He could have burned the damned things -- or flushed them down the toilet.

But these kinds of plot holes, through which a viewer unwilling to suspend disbelief might drive a Volkswagon, are common in all the episodes. What holds this story together so tightly is that the incidents, the separate scenes, bind it together. There isn't any wasted time. (There's only one really comic moment, with Columbo about to vomit.) And there is the exploration of various nautical settings -- the ship's sick bay, the ballroom, a weather deck with the wind howling about the actor's ears, and there is Jane Greer, looking just great, as a savvy older wife. It's nice to see Patrick MacNee as the Captain too, and Robert Douglas, immortal as Lord Wolfingham in The Sea Hawk, as the ship's doctor. The real passengers on this cruise to Mazatlan must have had a ball. You can see some of them grinning in the background of some shots, tickled pink to be in the movies. (Did they get a box lunch at least?) In fact everyone seems to be enjoying himself. You probably will too.
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9/10
Enjoyed seeing Columbo out of his regular routine. Cat sets up the mouse so cleverly.
reb-warrior18 January 2021
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Another enjoyable one. Loved seeing Columbo out of his regular routine. His tropical shirt made me chuckle. I guess it's a long standing joke about how no one ever sees his wife. That still holds true.

One of the things I wonder is how the gloves would be presented at trial? As the gloves the killer wore when he killed the girl? The true reality is that there is actually no solid evidence against Danziger. Columbo is so clever, almost devious. He baits Danziger into fabricating evidence that implicates himself. Basically Danziger has no defense. He can't say he planted them, because that would still implicate him. So when it goes to trial, the core evidence is actually fake evidence. Cat set up the mouse so cleverly. Hilarious! 9/10
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7/10
Taking a cruise with Lt. Columbo.
Boba_Fett11384 July 2008
Probably an unique thing is that the movie features the Columbo character from about the first shot on. He just happens to present at a location (aboard a cruise ship) where a murder gets committed, like a Jessica Fletcher type of murder-mystery. This is a new sort of approach for a Columbo movie. It's unfamiliar and new ground for a Columbo movie and doesn't follow the usual patterns of a Columbo movie, which makes this a bit of an odd Columbo movie, when compared to the others. It also puts Columbo outside of his familiar environment. Not of course that this movie is horrible but I just prefer the old fashioned Columbo approach over this.

As soon as Columbo gets introduced in the story, as soon as he disappears out of it again, until the actual murder occurs. It takes for too long for the murder to occurs and on top of it the entire build up to it and the complexity surrounding it is just a bit overdone. The clues that are left out for the lieutenant also are a bit too obvious, which makes the murder far from the perfect one and not halve as clever as most other murders committed in a Columbo movie, despite its long and complex execution of the murder in this movie.

I've always liked Robert Vaughn. He's just one of those actors that don't seem to have changed ever since the '60's on till now. He also always plays the same sort of characters. Besides Vaugh, the movie also features other well known and respected actors such as Dean Stockwell and Patrick Macnee as the captain.

It's fun to see Columbo out of his usual environment for a change, which obviously adds some nice comical touches to the movie. Of course he gets seasick and remarkably enough he keeps his famous trademark trench-coat on during for most of the sunny trip. It are not necessarily the settings that are bad but it's more that it does not really work out for a Columbo movie, or perhaps it could had, if it had a better script to work with.

A different but definitely not better than average Columbo entry.

7/10

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8/10
My favorite Columbo and praise for Gazzara
arthursranch23 September 2013
Warning: Spoilers
Spoiler Alerts for Columbos are provided in the opening scenes of every Columbo. Not really mysteries, just great entertainment.

As other reviews have noted, the pacing of this episode is impressive. The realism on shipboard including the droning sound of the vessel maintains atmosphere throughout the episode. Columbo holding his balance in an interior passageway while the ship rolls (I think this is real) nails the mood. I have looked for Gazzara directing ever since.

Solving a crime (or a problem or a crisis) in forced confined (and real) environments offers challenges and rewards for the director and cinematographer (and the sound people), rewards for the viewer.

I thought the cast was strong. Robert Vaughan as the long-suffering villain was quite good (even though I'm not a fan of this acting style). OK, he was exceptional. Dean Stockwell was not so strong, but Columbo's are all about Columbo, so it doesn't matter.
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7/10
Cruising Along
BaronBl00d15 July 2016
Enjoyable Columbo episode with the policeman out to sea. His unseen wife wins a raffle of sorts and both are rewarded with a cruise. The episode is unique in that, as another reviewer noted, Columbo has none of his signature trademarks with him. No raincoat. No old car. No funny dog. It is just Lt. Columbo. He also does not have a forensic team, additional police help, or technology at his aid either. He also is NOT expected to work in this episode at the beginning. He is on vacation here. These differences allow us to see him perhaps at first with a bit of his guard down. But murder makes its way into the picture, and the Lt. has a mystery to solve. The story here is quite inventive. The direction quite taut. Robert Vaughn plays the killer with his usual aplomb for such roles. He is a good actor but I really do not think there is a role where I found him affable. He always plays the kind of guys you like to see proverbially cut in half. The cruise ship is captained by the Avenger himself Patrick Macnee in a very officious but humorous at times role. And then there is Bernard Fox as another officer aboard bringing his charm too. The murdered woman sings Volare a bit long but she is foxy Dean Stockwell is here too as a red herring looking incredibly eccentric. Definitely a fun episode.
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5/10
Entertaining episode, but the mystery writing is very weak
rockmail19 February 2011
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I love the Colombo series, and this episode "Troubled Waters" is VERY entertaining and well acted, with a superb cast - well worth watching.

But the "mystery" here is both poorly conceived from the criminal's standpoint, and only "solved" by the most outlandish luck.

First the crime: I realize that the crime needs unreasonable, illogical steps to give Colombo something to investigate. If the murderer just blows the victim away in the middle of the night with no witnesses, then they probably get away with it and Colombo has little to investigate.

But the murderer in this episode relies on the following elements to go PERFECTLY fine.

  • He has to fake a heart attack, and not be found out. In this episode, he inexplicably leaves the ONLY evidence of wrong doing behind at the scene.


  • He has to plant and then retrieve the murder weapon from the victim's own room without her finding it in the interim. Why he cannot hide the gun ANYWHERE ELSE on the entire ship is not explained.


  • He feels he has to kill the victim in a very crowded environment (cruise ship) AND frame someone else for the crime - all while avoiding being seen by anyone of hundreds of possible witnesses. (Which is the biggest hole in his plan - WAY too many witnesses)


  • His plan relies on incredibly precise timing in killing the victim during a brief performance break, rather than just killing her in the middle of the night. What's all the complex timing for? It achieves nothing.


  • His plan relies on him NEVER being discovered missing by the nurse in the hospital area he is supposed to be sleeping in. There is NO reason that at ANY time he is missing, she would not look in on him and find him missing. This is perhaps the least plausible part of the entire plot.


  • His pointless plan to frame the other man relies on him planting evidence (the gun) that would be much better left a mystery by throwing it overboard. Any evidence is much more dangerous in the possibility of being traced to him, rather than being useful in framing someone else. AND he has the PERFECT disposal area in the form of the open sea, but the writers would rather include the "frame up angle" to add drama.


  • The whole angle of the GLOVES is used by the writers for HUGE jumps in logic and circumstance. The gloves COULD be any type, other than surgical, but Colombo has to insist there is no other option. Anyone ever hear of work gloves, costume gloves (for the showroom perfumers), wait staff gloves in the dining room, bad weather gloves for the crew, food service gloves in the kitchen, formal dining gloves with the guests, etc...


And MOST implausible, Colombo INSISTS he's "searched the entire ship" for the missing gloves, and he cannot find them. Yet even he refers specifically to the fact that he's only searched areas of criminal interest, leaving about 95% of the REST OF THE SHIP unsearched.

  • The murderer has NO reason to take Colombo's bait to steal and plant the gloves with the powder burns - NONE. Is he trying to really "sell" the writers' lame frame-up story line? Again, if he leaves well enough alone, he gets off the ship at the end of the cruise, and walks away. Of course the murderer blubbers into the end of episode confession, which as we all know never happens in real-life, but is a staple of television crime writing due to time constraints.


  • Colombo jumps to the conclusion and information about the master key being created by a car dealer's key cutter a LOT faster than the more logical conclusion, which would be that it was simply stolen.


  • The murderer's wife never visits him in the hospital at any time, or even more realistically stays with him the entire evening he's in his room. Most people in a marriage would do that, giving him no opportunity to leave the room at any time.


There's more wrong with this horrible story (script's okay, the story is bad) but I'm weary of pointing them all out. Again, enjoy the episode, but mock the story for the lazy, horrible effort it is.

And, Dean Stockwell has hilariously silly clown-style hair in this episode. Did someone actually style his hair that way for this production and tell him it looked good? Yikes!
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