Shampoo (1975)

Goldie Hawn: Jill

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• George Roundy : Jill, I'm trying to get things moving.

  Jill : Oh, grow up! You never stop moving! You never go anywhere! Grow up! Grow up - grow up!

• Jill : You know what I read in Cosmopolitan? That if you don't have a baby before you're 30, you're going to have a Mongolian idiot.

• Jill : You know what George did the other night? He wakes me up at 2 o'clock in the morning, just to do my hair.

  Jackie Shawn : Why?

  Jill : I don't know! I don't know. He just woke me up and he said, "Come on, get up, I'm gonna make you the grooviest looking chick in this town."

  Jackie Shawn : So, what did you do?

  Jill : Well, I looked at him and I said, "George, if you love me, I am the grooviest little chick in this town."

  Jackie Shawn : Did he cut your hair?

  Jill : No. We didn't get around to that.

• Jill : Can I ask you something?

  Johnny Pope : Sure. As long as you don't ask me what sign I am.

  Jill : Are you married?

  Johnny Pope : Sometimes. But, eh, not at the moment.

  Jill : Would you like to go to a party?

• Jill : Obviously there were others? Weren't there?

  George Roundy : Obviously.

• Jill : Stop kissing everybody's ass that comes into that shop. That's not going to put you in business. That's going to make you a kiss-ass!