The Muppet Show (TV Series 1976–1981) Poster

(1976–1981)

Frank Oz: Fozzie Bear, Miss Piggy, Animal, Sam the Eagle, Mildred, George, George the Janitor, Marvin Suggs, Boppity, Frank, Zucchini Brother, Animal's Dancing Partner, Baby, Bert, Black Rooster, Crocodile, Gorgon Heap, Gramps, Whatnot Dancer, Whatnot Dancers, Additional Muppets, Alien, Atrics Piano Player, Atrics piano player, Banana, Baskerville, Beaker clones, Big Mary Louise, Billy the Bear, Boo Mortmorkinson, Borcellino, Bun-Bun Brother, Chickens, Clodhopper, Cookie Monster, Dog Bomber, Doglion, Dough, Fazoob, Feather Boa Constrictor, Fozzie's Cousin, Fred, Geri and the Atrics Piano Player, Girl Dancer, Gloat, Gogalala Jubilee Jugband Guitarist, Green Frackle, Green Heap, Grover, House, Hugga Wugga, Jugband Member, Killer Lamb, Lead Gingerbread Man, Male Koozebanian, Mary Louise, Merdlidop, Mother, Patient, Pig, Pigs, Purple Frackle, Purple Heap, Rat, Runaway, Salsburg Sauerkraut Singer, Scraggly Woman, Slim Wilson, Snake Frackle, Snowths, Tambourine Player, The Swedish Pig, Train Conductor, Tree, Two-Nosed Whatnot, Villain, Whatnot, Wolf, Wolfhound, Woman

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Quotes 

  • Miss Piggy : Methinks thou doth protest too much.

    Kermit : What?

    Miss Piggy : Shakespeare.

    Kermit : Sounds more like Bacon. From a ham.

    Miss Piggy : How would you like a pork chop? Hi-yah!

    [karate chops Kermit] 

    Miss Piggy : You always hurt the one you love.

  • Miss Piggy : But I love him.

    Rowlf : How could you love him? You're a nurse.

    Miss Piggy : That may be true, but I am a woman first.

    Rowlf : No, you're not. You're a pig first. Nurse second. I don't think woman made the top 10.

  • [the Swedish Chef is cooking, Miss Piggy appears] 

    Miss Piggy : I'm looking for Foofoo! Foofoo my dog, you idiot!

    Swedish Chef : [cooking hot dogs, misunderstands]  The dog is in the pot!

    Miss Piggy : WHAT? You cook Foo-foo?

    [tries to karate chop the Chef, but he blocks her] 

  • Kermit : Animal, you like the theme song, don't you?

    Animal : [nods head emphatically]  Yeah, yeah!

    Floyd : No, no!

    Animal : [shakes head emphatically]  No, no.

  • Miss Piggy : [as Nurse Piggy]  It's too late, Doctor Bob. We've lost him.

    Rowlf : [as Doctor Bob]  Well, he couldn't have gone far. He was under the sheet just a second ago.

  • Robot Kermit : Hey, listen you, how about you and me getting together and makin' some ste-e-e-am heat. Huh, snuggle bunny?

    Miss Piggy : Snuggle bunny? Why, uh...

    Robot Kermit : Yeah. Look, let me take you away from all this. Aaah, a marriage made in heaven. A frog and a pig. We can have bouncing baby figs.

  • Fozzie : Kermit. Kermit. This time I have really got it. I have re-mastered the art of handling hecklers.

    Kermit : Oh, you think so, huh?

    Fozzie : Oh, I know so. I know so.

    Kermit : OK, I tell you what - you tell a joke and I will heckle you.

    Fozzie : Great.

    Kermit : But, Fozzie - I expect a great comeback.

    Fozzie : Right.

    [clears throat] 

    Fozzie : Ahh, my cousin's so dumb he thinks Eggs Benedict's a mafia gangster.

    Kermit : I've seen cheeseburgers funnier then that.

    [Fozzie pounds Kermit with a rubber chicken] 

    Fozzie : What do you think, huh? Too subtle?

  • Fozzie : Hey, did you hear the one about the kangaroo that comes into a store, and a hippopotamus comes out and he says to the kanga

    [curtains close] 

    Fozzie : HEY I WASN'T FINISHED!

  • Kermit : [the phone rings]  Fozzie, will you get that?

    Fozzie : [Runs up and answers it]  Hello. Muppet Show backstage.

    [Water squirts out of the mike on the phone] 

    Kermit : Who was that?

    Fozzie : The water department.

    [Hangs up and walks away] 

    Kermit : [Towards the camera]  What the hey?

  • Fozzie : [the phone rings]  I'll get it!

    [Picks up] 

    Fozzie : Muppet Show backstage.

    [Thick white smoke comes out of the phone] 

    Kermit : Fozzie, who was that?

    Fozzie : [Coughing]  The fire department.

    Kermit : [Towards the camera]  I think this is what's called a running gag.

    [At that the Muppet Newsman runs by towards the stage] 

    Fozzie : [Pointing at him]  No, THAT'S what's called a running gag.

  • Fozzie : [Phone rings]  I'll get it!

    [Picks up] 

    Fozzie : Muppet Show backstage.

    [Coins start pouring out of the mike on the phone, and Fozzie takes off his hat quickly to catch them] 

    Kermit : Fozzie, who was it this time?

    Fozzie : Las Vegas.

    [Kermit walks off disgusted] 

  • Fozzie : [Phone rings]  I got it!

    [Answers] 

    Fozzie : Muppet Show backstage.

    [an explosion with bright light comes through the phone's mike] 

    Kermit : [a little shaken]  Uh Fozzie, who was it this time?

    Fozzie : The Atomic Energy Commission.

  • Fozzie : I don't got rhythm.

    Rowlf : That's for sure.

    Fozzie : I don't got rhythm.

    Rowlf : Who can ask for anything more?

    Statler : We could!

    Waldorf : Yeah! Earplugs!

  • Fozzie : Let's all sing the rhyming song, the rhyming song, the rhyming song. Let's take turns and rhyme together... the rhyming song.

    Pig : I left my niece in your car.

    Fozzie : The rhyming song, the rhyming song.

    Pig : My laundry's ready at half-past nine.

    Fozzie : The rhyming song. Oh brother. Link?

    Link : The stars are twinkling in the sky.

    Fozzie : The rhyming song, the rhyming song.

    Link : There's no hot water in my hotel.

    Fozzie : The rhyming song.

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