The Bad News Bears (1976)

Chris Barnes: Tanner Boyle

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Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Tanner Boyle : Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!

  Timmy Lupus : And another thing, just wait till next year!

• Tanner Boyle : Jews, spics, niggers, and now a girl?

  Amanda Whurlitzer : Grab a bat, punk!

• Tanner Boyle : All we got on this team are a buncha Jews, spics, niggers, pansies, and a booger-eatin' moron!

  Ogilvie : Tanner, I think you need to be reminded from time to time that you are one of the few people on this team who is not a Jew, spic, nigger, pansy or a booger-eating moron. So you'd better cool it or we may be disposed to beat the crap out of you.

• Tanner Boyle : We lost eighteen to nothin', Buttercrud, and the Athletics are the worst team in the league!

  Ahmad Abdul Rahim : *Second* worst...

  Tanner Boyle : Sorry, I forgot.

• Toby Whitewood : [as Buttermaker distributes jock straps to the team]  What about Amanda?

  Amanda Whurlitzer : You ain't strapping one of these things on me.

  Engelberg : Well, if she don't wear one, I don't wear one.

  Bad News Bears : Yeah!

  Tanner Boyle : Anyway, it's too small.

• Tanner Boyle : Those Yankees are real turds.

• Coach Morris Buttermaker : [after team takes vote to quit the league]  Do you want to quit, Tanner?

  Tanner Boyle : Crud, No! I want to play ball!

• Regi Tower : [Buttermaker passes out drunk during practise]  Opening day's tomorrow! We don't know what the batting order is. We don't even have our positions set or anything.

  Tanner Boyle : All we got is a cruddy alky for a manager!

• Kelly : [after getting cold shoulder from everyone]  Hey does anyone mind if I warm up too?

  Tanner Boyle : We didn't think you needed anybody but yourself to play catch with!

  Kelly : Just cool it, runt.

  [they start fighting] 

• Tanner Boyle : God, does that booger-eatin' spaz make me wanna puke!