Heaven Can Wait (1978)

Jack Warden: Max Corkle

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Quotes 

• Max Corkle : You be the trainer and I'll start on Sunday.

  Joe Pendleton : I'm starting against Dallas? What about Jarrett?

  Max Corkle : They don't want to go with Jarrett. They want to go with you. Happy Birthday, Joe!

• Max Corkle : [whilst training Pendleton in the spacious mansion grounds]  Don't you understand? You're playing football with a bunch of butlers! We're in the Super Bowl. This isn't going to work!

  Joe Pendleton : Don't worry about it. I fixed all that.

  Max Corkle : How?

  Joe Pendleton : I bought the Rams.

• Max Corkle : What's in this brown stuff?

  Joe Pendleton : Oh, that's just mainly whipped liver.

  Max Corkle : Liver?

  Joe Pendleton : Yep. I put a little whey in it. And then I mix it up with a little alfalfa sprouts and some bean curd and I put some spinach mold in it too. It's nice, isn't it? It's a liver and whey shake.

• Max Corkle : If you want me to stay, arrest me. Otherwise, take this investigation and shove it up your ass!