The Plumber (1979 TV Movie)

Beverley Roberts: Dr. Japari

Quotes 

• Dr. Japari : Firstly, I must visit your bathroom.

  Brian Cowper : Bathroom?

  Dr. Japari : If its not too much trouble.

  Brian Cowper : No, not at all. It's just a bit of a mess in there.

  Dr. Japari : When one have seen the toilets of Calcutta, nothing can shock.

• Jill Cowper : I've got ice cream to follow.

  Dr. Japari : Ah, very logical.

  Dr. Matu : I'm afraid I don't do the ice cream.

  Dr. Don Felder : Dr. Matu spent three years studying the components of ice cream. The results are quite frightening. Plastic. That's what it is, basically. Plastic.

  Jill Cowper : You were on an ice cream grant?

  Dr. Matu : I beg your pardon?

  Dr. Don Felder : Doctors are such killjoys.

• Dr. Japari : Geneva is like your bathroom. One can become trapped.