The Plumber (1979 TV Movie)

Bruce Rosen: Dr. Don Felder

Quotes 

• Jill Cowper : I've got ice cream to follow.

  Dr. Japari : Ah, very logical.

  Dr. Matu : I'm afraid I don't do the ice cream.

  Dr. Don Felder : Dr. Matu spent three years studying the components of ice cream. The results are quite frightening. Plastic. That's what it is, basically. Plastic.

  Jill Cowper : You were on an ice cream grant?

  Dr. Matu : I beg your pardon?

  Dr. Don Felder : Doctors are such killjoys.

• Jill Cowper : Do you get to ski at all in Switzerland?

  Dr. Don Felder : My wife gets to ski. You know what I mean? I work, she skis.